It is said that the mother-in-law in white and the girl in white carried the jackal meat to a stone, and the girl in white beckoned to the monkey: "Hey, it's time to eat." Then he said to the three Japanese women, "Whether to kill you or not, we will discuss it later, and now you can come over for dinner." ”

The monkey said, "Girls, whatever happens next, let's go eat now." ”

The three Japanese women said, "Uncle, we won't leave you." ”

The monkey said, "Of course." We're all in this together. ”

When they came to the stone table, the old woman was already eating a piece of meat in her hand, and the girl in white also took a knife, cut off a piece of meat, sprinkled it with salt powder, and buried her head in eating.

There is no such thing as a secular etiquette. The monkey and the three women looked at each other, and then unceremoniously cut off a piece of meat and ate it in large gulps. When you are full of meat, you drink wild vegetable soup.

A meal is finished. Put away the meat that you haven't eaten and eat it next time. The mother-in-law said to the girl in white, "Little sister, bring these three women into the house," and said to the monkey, "Little brother, come too." ”

The monkey and the three Japanese women followed them into the hut and were taken aback. It turned out that the hut had no back wall, and when you entered the hut, there was a spacious cave in front of you. There is a wide crack in the mountain on the top of the cave, and the outside light comes in, and the cave is very bright.

The cave is a martial arts hall, and the wooden shelves on the side of the cave are inserted with swords, guns, swords, halberds, and various cold weapons. There were dozens of rifles and some short guns hanging on the walls, wooden boxes, and some grenades.

The monkey sighed in his heart: "Who are these old women and this girl in white?" Where are so many hot and cold weapons? ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "Little sister, lead these women to the small hole." ”

The girl in white said to the three women, "Go, don't be afraid, I won't kill you." ”

Three women looked at the monkey. Sakurako said to the monkey: "Uncle, when you want to fight hard, you scream, and we will do it." ”

The monkey said, "Nothing." You practice according to what I teach. I was talking to my mother-in-law. ”

The girl in white led the three women into a small hole and said, "Stay here and don't move." Otherwise, I'll call Dahua to come and see you. ”

The monkey said, "Little sister, don't call the wolves, they won't move." ”

"Don't talk!" I don't know when the white-clothed mother-in-law was already standing beside the monkey, and suddenly the crutch was on the monkey's head, and she said sharply: "You tell the truth, how can you have no phase heart sutra?" Who taught you? ”

The monkey said, "Mother-in-law, don't put a cane on my head, I can't think of anything if you scare me." ”

The mother-in-law said, "You are young and have a bad memory? ”

The monkey said, "It's not that you have a bad memory, it's that as soon as you scare me, your memory is not good." ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "That's the case, then I won't scare you." If I talk to you well, your memory will be better, right? ”

The monkey said, "Of course. ”

Granny Bai said, "Then I'll talk to you well", an amiable smile suddenly appeared on her face, "Little brother, tell me, how did you come to have no Heart Sutra?" ”

The monkey said, "Wait, we'll do this, you ask a question, I answer, and it's my turn to ask you a question." You answered, ask me a second question. Otherwise, my memory is not good again, and I can't remember anything. ”

The mother-in-law suddenly became irritable: "Are you annoyed?" Rory's rambling? I'll kill you if you talk too much. Her crutch knocked on the rock, making a metallic "pop" sound, and it turned out to be an iron crutch! Look at it like that, at least a few dozen catties.

The monkey pretended to be confused and said, "Mother-in-law, what did you just say?" ”

The mother-in-law immediately showed a smile on her face: "Bad memory? Okay, it's up to you, one person asks. Now you answer, how did you come to have no Sutra? ”

The monkey said, "Do you need to ask?" It's definitely not something I'm born with, it's what my master taught me. ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "Who is your master?" ”

The monkey said, "Wait, that's the second question." Now it's time for me to ask. ”

"Are you bothered!" The old woman became irritable again, and suddenly thought that her attitude was not good, and the little brother had a bad memory, and a smile appeared on her face again, "Okay, you ask." ”

The monkey said, "You have so many guns here?" ”

The mother-in-law in white said: "I don't know how to make guns, of course I'm a Japanese devil." My little sister and I killed a devil and took their guns. Now I ask you, who is your master? ”

The monkey said, "My master is a Heartless Master. ”

"Heartless Mage? The mother-in-law in white said to herself: "How do you look like a monk's name." ”

The monkey said, "My master is a monk. Monk, Heartless Master. ”

The mother-in-law in white still said to herself: "Isn't it right? How did you do a monk? How do you marry a wife after being a monk? He shouldn't have been a monk. Don't...... Is it ......?"

The monkey said, "Now it's time for me to ask." Mother-in-law, who are you? ”

A blank look appeared on the face of the mother-in-law in white: "Who am I?" How do I know who I am? Brother, to put it another way, I can't remember who I am? ”

The monkey said, "No, this question must be answered." ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "Okay, I answer." Who am I? She shouted to the cave, "Little sister, come here." ”

The girl in white ran over: "Mother-in-law, what's the matter?" ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "The little brother asked me, who am I? I can't remember for a while, you tell me, who am I? ”

The girl in white let out a burst of "giggle" laughter: "Your name is Fu Tong, the word Yaoqin, Fu Yaoqin." ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "Do you hear that?" My name is Fu Tong, the word Yaoqin, Fu Yaoqin. Okay, now it's time for me to ask. What kind of person is your master? ”

The monkey said, "He's a monk." ”

The mother-in-law in white said, "You have said this. I want to ask what kind of person he is. ”

The monkey said, "He's a monk." ”

The white-clothed mother-in-law's eyes showed anger, but then she laughed: "Tell me, what does he look like?" ”

The monkey said, "Tall, with a straight waist, a long face, eyes and a beard." ”

The white-clothed mother-in-law said, "Don't talk about beards. ”

The monkey said, "What then?" ”

A girlish flush suddenly appeared on the mother-in-law's face: "Say hand, you say his hand." ”

The monkey said, "Master's hands are nothing special. Oh, by the way, the little finger of his hand seems to be missing a section, the left hand or the right hand, I can't remember. ”

The mother-in-law in white blurted out: "Left hand! He was missing a section of his left little finger. ”

The monkey looked at the old woman suspiciously, and suddenly put away her naughty heart and said, "Mother-in-law, how do you know?" ”

The white-clothed mother-in-law said, "How do I know, you ask?" Can I not know? Hahaha...... He's still alive, God, he's still alive. ”

The mother-in-law in white stood up and suddenly shouted, "He's still alive!" The shout had a strong internal strength, and the cave buzzed and echoed. Then the mad old woman ran out of the hut and shouted to the mountain, "He's alive—"

Suddenly, he ran in again, and said to the monkey in a flattering manner, "Little brother, do you think I'm still pretty?" You say, am I still good-looking? As he spoke, he hurriedly brushed his fingers through his almost white hair, and looked at the monkey with eager eyes.

This is really a difficult question to answer, how can the old man describe it with the words "beautiful and good-looking"? But the old man's eyes were anxiously looking at him, hoping to hear a satisfactory answer.

The monkey said insincerely, "You look good." Mother-in-law. ”

The mother-in-law in white suddenly changed her face. He said in a vicious voice, "Don't call me mother-in-law." Am I that old? ”

After that, a few flips in the spacious cave followed, and the last big fork fell to the bottom. Immediately bounced up, took the iron crutch leaning on the side, and practiced a set of whirlwind methods. The iron cane danced, with a grand internal force, smashed open the air barrier, "boom", every time the cane was used, it was full of strength!

After a set of tricks, a golden rooster closed the momentum independently, calm and relaxed, and the atmosphere was not breathing. Then he said to the monkey, "Do you see that I am old?" ”