Chapter 8 New Ways of Exercising
Since the last time he experienced the battle to exterminate the He clan, Yuan Yun felt that it was very necessary to strengthen the combat power of his medical battalion, and in the future, if there was a case, there would be at least a few people around him who could fight, which could be regarded as a kind of safety preparation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
To this end, in addition to taking more than 100 people in his camp to participate in Xu Chu's various drills every day, Yuan Yun also assigned some tasks by himself, such as getting up early to do exercises, such as three-kilometer training, such as sprinting assessment, and the most exciting thing for those mallet subordinates is football matches and tug-of-war.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, if you want to say what is cheap, then it will belong to the land, Huwei Camp is located in the east of Xudu fifty miles, the land here is flat, but the soil is full of gravel, and there is no waterway to pass through, so it is very unsuitable for farming, so Cao Cao put the Tiger Guard Camp here. As a result, thousands of acres of land outside the camp were so empty, and Xu Chu didn't mind Yuan Yun's proposal to build a stadium, so a simple sand football field appeared.
"This kid is too ruthless, he only knows how to use brute force, damn, we didn't call it a loss just now, it's just that the other party is despicable." Xiahou Nan led his team of ten people to sit in the stands, and at this moment, he had been killed by the pawn team, and he was very unhappy beside Yuan Yun.
Yuan Yun frowned slightly and didn't answer, the stadium itself was built, that is, let them compete with each other, the winning team can dominate the field, the losing team can only continue to line up, this kind of competition originally Yuan Yun thought it was just an ordinary kind of stimulation, but he didn't expect that the stimulation seemed to be a little big, this group of men in the late Eastern Han Dynasty was too bloody, and they would rather bleed than lose, so there have been frequent brawls in this stadium recently, Yuan Yun finally added a rule, using force to win outside the court, The ban on January made the fierce medics much more honest, but they began to unleash their brute force on the pitch, and as long as it was within the limits of the rules, they didn't mind knocking each other into the air, or deliberately kicking a ball tied with thick hemp rope in the face.
"Are you guys playing football? It's like fucking playing rugby, and I'll give you a whole new way to play next time I get a chance to satisfy the desires of your wild men. After Yuan Yun finished scolding, he kicked Xiahou Nan, who was sitting in the stands in front of him.
Xiahou Nan had already wiped the blood from his nostrils, and then turned around and asked, "Brother Yuan, what is rugby?" ”
Yuan Yun pointed to the court, and then replied: "It's longer than this field, and the competition is not just about footwork, hum, when the time comes, I will make the rules, you will play by yourself, I will not participate." ”
Xiahou Nan smiled weirdly: "You haven't been involved much in this football, Brother Yuan, and I don't know why you always sit in the stands, and it's more enjoyable to kick two feet when you get off the field." ”
Yuan Yun rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "You are just a group of fucking outlaws, the goalkeeper pounced on the ball and actually knocked people over with his fist first, this is fucking called pounce on the ball?" Also, when you see someone else breaking through with the ball, you just tackle the ball, why do you have to make up for it when you shovel someone down? Damn, Lao Tzu has only played two games with you, and he got a dozen kicks on the ass, are you kicking me? Or is it kicking? Hmph, I'll get a new piece of land in the afternoon, and I'll teach you to play rugby tomorrow, and I'll teach you American football, no protective gear, hmph, you just wait to go back to the barracks every day with a blue nose and swollen face. ”
Suddenly, there was a frantic shout from the field, and I saw the old man with his right hand stretched out, and his index finger drew a' 1' word, just ran around the opponent's goal, he just successfully scored a goal, and now he is celebrating himself frantically, followed by a group of more excited teammates, this look is still learned from Yuan Yun, although I don't know what the meaning is, but after seeing Yuan Yun do it for the first time, Dian Man felt particularly energetic, very majestic, so as long as he scored a goal, he had to run a lap like this.
A burst of drums came, only to see a group of people on the edge of the stadium carrying a few big drums, just knocked into the stadium, no need to guess, this is Xu Chu's team, after seeing Yuan Yun's football game for the first time, Lao Xu fell in love with it, this kind of competition strength, competition and cooperation game, so Lao Xu felt like commanding his subordinates to charge on the battlefield, so from that day on, Lao Xu made a team of his own, and forced Yuan Yun to give them a team name, called 'oolong team'. Xu Chu didn't understand the meaning of the oolong, but he felt that there was a word 'dragon' in the team name, which was really majestic, so the oolong team was decided.
"Brother Yuan, why do you say that Xu Yi and his father have to beat gongs and drums every time they appear?" Xiahou Nan glanced at Xu Chu on the other side of the court, and then muttered in confusion.
Yuan Yun's cheeks twitched twice, Xu Chu called this a war drum, he really thought that this was a war, everything was in accordance with the rules of the battle formation, before seeing that the goalkeeper had been guarding the rear gate, he felt that this goalkeeper was actually the commander, and those who charged in front were soldiers, so Lao Xu insisted that he wanted to be a goalkeeper, and as long as the ball was kicked off, he would shout loudly in the backfield, so that the defenders, central defenders, and forwards who played in front of him all had to listen to his command, not to mention, he really won a lot of games in this way, This suddenly made Xu Chu's mood even more high-pitched, he almost thought that he was an invincible commander, and as for the goalkeeper that Yuan Yun said earlier, he first punched the opponent's striker, and then grabbed the ball, which was a good thing done by Xu Chu, the invincible commander, and the number of people who were poisoned by him is countless, in other words, this is also a magic weapon for the oolong team to often remain undefeated.
"Dianman, your grandmother's hair hasn't grown yet, so you dare to come to your grandfather Xu Chu, quickly abandon the city and surrender, Lao Tzu will spare you from death!" As soon as Xu Chu came on the stage, he shouted loudly at Dianman.
Dian Man was an honest child, touched the back of his head, and then replied loudly: "Uncle Xu Chu, isn't my father your brother?" If you become my grandfather now, then this generation will be messed up. ”
Xu Chu was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was talking nonsense, so he shouted again: "Dianman, your grandmother's hair hasn't grown yet, so you dare to come to your Uncle Xu Chu, quickly abandon the city and surrender, Lao Tzu spares you from death!" ”
Dian Man smiled at this time, but ignored Xu Chu, but howled with the ten team members behind him: "Did you hear that? General Xu Chu said spare us from dying, are you afraid? ”
"I'm afraid of a bird, there is no father and son on the court, Yuan Xiaoxian said so."
"That's right, I was tricked by their oolong team yesterday, and I lost a game, so I have to find a little bit of ground today."
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"That's right! them! ”
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When the crowd was angry, all the players in the team raised their hands one after another, and then stretched out their middle fingers to the oolong team in the opposite half, and kept shouting '! Dry! Dry! ’。
Xu Chu's oolong team did not show weakness, and scolded with their middle fingers: "FK! FK! FK! ”
Yuan Yun is now twitching in addition to his cheeks, his cranial nerves are also twitching badly, and some inappropriate behaviors that he unintentionally did when he played football before have now become a popular fashion, damn! Watching a group of ancients from 1,800 years ago scolding each other with obscene gestures, this was definitely a very 'shocking' scene, Yuan Yun only felt a headache, so he quickly got up, and then explained a few words to Xiahou Nan, and then prepared to sneak back to his barracks, Pu Yuan has already sent some small bows and crossbows that have been transformed today, these bows and crossbows can be directly tied to the small arm of that armor, they are very comfortable to use, and they are going to be tested now.
There was still a constant scolding of 'Gan and FK' on the court, and Yuan Yun knew very well in his heart that if they didn't scold each other for a few sticks of incense, they would definitely not kick off, and it was better for him not to pay attention to it, so as not to suffer an unwarranted disaster.