Chapter 258: The final performance begins
Chen Quan has really never seen or heard of dogs, and dogs are so good at counting. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
If science is to be made, it takes at least 2 million years for a species to evolve.
Dogs have been kept as domestic animals or pets for no more than 10,000 years, and evolutionarily speaking, a two-year-old Wang Xingren, for example, would not be able to do arithmetic.
Not to mention dogs, even people, who can do arithmetic problems at the age of two are rare.
But right now, this golden retriever is really doing arithmetic problems in broad daylight, in full view of everyone.
Chen Quan stared at the golden retriever tightly to see if the golden retriever could make this question.
After all, being able to do arithmetic problems and being able to do arithmetic problems correctly are still two different things.
The owner of the Golden Retriever placed three large sieves around the Golden Retriever, each of which also had six sides, numbers one to six.
The owner of the golden retriever pulled out five sieves and six sieves in succession, making a total of eleven sieves.
Next, it depends on what kind of choice the golden retriever makes.
In between, the golden retriever first pulled one sieve aside with his paws, and then began to fiddle with the remaining two.
"Five!"
The Golden Retriever flicked the first sieve into a five-point up.
"Six!"
Immediately afterward, the Golden Retriever stirred the second sieve into a six-point upward spiral.
Awesome!
Chen Quan saw that the golden retriever accurately dialed out the two numbers, and couldn't help but admire this golden retriever.
It's really amazing, Wang who can count, that's really unheard of.
However, Chen Quan pondered, just figuring out the numbers does not mean that the golden retriever will count.
This only means that the golden retriever knows the number of sieves that the master has made, and does not calculate the final result.
It's like when he was a kid in kindergarten, looking at pictures and writing numbers, but this is just writing out the numbers, and he hasn't started to add them yet.
If you just recognize the numbers, although it is already amazing, it is still very different from what Chen Quan thought before.
Just when Chen Quan was puzzled, the owner of the golden retriever spoke to the golden retriever again.
"Call! How much? The owner of the Golden Retriever said.
This......
Is it for the Golden Retriever to add up the numbers?
Chen Quan was a little puzzled, and he had some expectations in his heart.
"Wang! Woof! Woof! …… Woof! Barking! ”
After hearing the master's command, the golden retriever screamed eleven times in a row!
And the number of times the golden retriever called Wang happened to be the result of the sum of the two numbers.
This proves that the Golden Retriever is not only able to read numbers, but is also able to calculate numbers.
Awesome!
Awesome!
Very awesome!
Chen Quan felt that this golden retriever was very powerful, and this was already equivalent to a child in kindergarten.
"It's amazing, this golden retriever is so powerful, it can even count."
"Damn, how is this taught?"
"Is this dog owner a teacher? Actually thought of teaching the Golden Retriever to learn mathematics? ”
"It can't be a coincidence, right?"
"Are dogs so smart? I felt insulted to my IQ. ”
"Come on, when did your IQ go over the line?"
"Mom, this dog is so powerful, I have to learn from him."
“……”
Golden Retriever's arithmetic performance really shocked a large number of people.
Dogs can count, and this world is simply full of wonders.
Next, the owner of the golden retriever took the golden retriever to do several math problems in a row.
Although they all add and subtract within twenty, the golden retrievers are all correct without exception.
Chen Quan didn't know where the arithmetic limit of this golden retriever was, but he felt that every number, the golden retriever had to be watery many times, and this one was more pitiful.
When the owner of the Golden Retriever posed 10+10.
Chen Quan obviously saw that when the golden retriever calculated this number, the golden retriever looked at the master with aggrieved eyes.
Chen Quan laughed in his heart when he saw it, this dog owner is really too pitiful.
"Woo Woo ......"
The golden retriever screamed twenty times in a row before stopping, Chen Quan listened to the golden retriever's voice from high to low, and from low to high, laughing so much that his stomach hurt.
Such a dog owner is just as pitiful as Ling Wuxie, a shovel official.
After the performance counted, the owner of the Golden Retriever did not take the Golden Retriever off the stage, but performed another performance.
This performance is still about numbers.
The owner of the Golden Retriever took out a digital clock, adjusted it to a point, and showed it to everyone.
Then the owner of the golden retriever lay on the ground and pretended to be asleep.
When the golden retriever saw the numbers on the digital clock, he immediately came to the master's side and shouted: "Wang! ”
The master set the digital clock to two o'clock, and the golden retriever called twice.
Adjusted to three o'clock, and called three times!
And so on, the owner of the golden retriever kept tuning until twelve o'clock, and the golden retriever called twelve.
it!
This dog owner can play, this is the rhythm of using the golden retriever as an alarm clock.
However, have you ever taught the Golden Retriever to know the 24-hour clock, and when it comes to 23 o'clock, do you want to call 23?
Chen Quan's eyes narrowed with a smile when he thought of this.
After performing the alarm clock Wang, the owner of the golden retriever did not stop and continued to perform another subject.
He pulled out a stack of money from his hand, and when he showed it to the Golden Retriever, the Golden Retriever screamed.
When he took out five pieces, the golden retriever screamed five times.
When he took out ten dollars, the golden retriever screamed ten times.
When he took out twenty dollars, the golden retriever called twenty times.
When he took out fifty dollars, the golden retriever screamed fifty times.
When he took out a hundred dollars...... Chen Quan felt that the golden retriever would not hesitate to bite him.
This Nima, there is no end to it.
However, the Golden Retriever was worthy of a gentleman, and he did not bite his master, but honestly barked a hundred times.
Chen Quan really sighed that the golden retriever had met such a master.
Such a mechanical Wangwang Wangwang would be irritated if it was a Wangxing person.
If you don't believe me, call the husky to try it, and ask Teddy to try it.
Forehead...... Teddy's words, tell him to shake the small electric motor a hundred times, and that's still no problem.
However, it was such a mechanical howl that also caused the onlookers to shout loudly.
When the golden retriever Wang's hundred-dollar bill was reached, when the golden retriever reached the tenth ring, a little girl also shouted.
"Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen......"
As the little girl shouted, gradually others followed suit.
"Woo Woo ......"
"Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two......"
Seeing that the others shouted together, Mi Jiaze also joined the ranks of following the count.
Mi Jiaze is still a child, so it is understandable to follow him blindly.
But when Zheng Yue'e and Liu Wanyu also shouted, Chen Quan was speechless.
Chen Quan: "......"
For such a situation, Chen Quan was really speechless.
But fortunately, Ling Wuxie, the shovel officer, was still very calm and did not join the counting team.
This finally gave Chen Quan a little comfort, after all, Mi Jiaze, Liu Wanyu and her teammates have defected.
Joined the ranks of cheering for the golden retriever, well, only the shovel officer Ling Wuxian is still firmly on his side.
"Wang!" …… Thank you for your silent support.
Yes, Chen Quan thought that Ling Wuxian's silence at the moment was the greatest support for himself.
"Ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh oh oh! ”
"Haha, it's amazing, better than kindergarten children."
"This dog has this IQ, he can go to elementary school."
"Invincible, this dog, I'm going to teach my dog to count."
"Haha, my dog will already know, and he will go to buy food by himself."
"Come, this sister, let's communicate, how to teach the dog to buy things by himself?"
“……”
The spectators, who counted to a hundred with the Golden Retriever, cheered as if it were a great victory.
Chen Quan was a little speechless, that is because you haven't seen my skills yet, I can perform a performance that is even more shocking than this.
Finally, the owner of the Golden Retriever went down with the Golden Retriever, and their show was over.
Chen Quan saw that the audience was enthusiastically voting for the Golden Retriever, and the judges seemed to be giving the Golden Retriever a high score.
Alas, if he hadn't been there today, it is estimated that this champion would have been a golden retriever.
It's a pity that with its own existence, the Golden Retriever can only fail to win the championship.
When the staff announced that it was Chen Quan's turn to play, Chen Quan couldn't wait.
Under the leadership of Ling Wuxie, Chen Quan came to the center of the venue.
Then, Chen Quan waved his hand at Ling Wuxie, signaling Ling Wuxian to retreat, and he was about to start his performance.
For this performance, Chen Quan doesn't need an assistant.
Ling Wuxian was naturally able to understand what Chen Quan meant, so he nodded and left.
"Hey, what's wrong with this dog owner?"
"What's this going on?"
"Haha, no matter what the show is, I'm just looking forward to this dog anyway."
"Hahaha, this old brother, so am I."
"That's right, the military body fist that started this dog performance really blinded my dog's eyes?"
"Blind your dog's eyes?"
"No, no, it's blinding my dog's eyes."
"However, the golden retriever was so magical just now, I don't know what amazing show this dog can perform."
"This owner is all gone, what can a dog perform alone?"
"I don't know, in short, the dogs who can enter the finals are all very intelligent, and the performance will definitely not be bad, so let's wait and see."
“……”
Chen Quan shook his ears and listened to the discussions of the audience around him, and he was naturally confident about the program to be performed.
In order to win the championship in this game, Chen Quan can be regarded as using his brains.
He carefully analyzed the show that could surprise and cheer the crowd of onlookers was the dogs showing imitation of humans.
No matter what it is, such as IQ, imitation of human behavior, and of course, there are some cute performances exclusive to Wang Xingren.
Considering these aspects, Chen Quan used his brains to come up with a good performance program.
Pantomime!
What is Mime?
Pantomime is a form of drama that expresses the plot without using lines, but with physical movements and expressions.
Physical movement is the basic means of pantomime, and its accuracy and rhythm should not only be imitative, but also have inner expressiveness and poetic implications.
Basically, so-called pantomime is a combination of body postures and gestures.
While pantomime can be an imaginative, emotional, and story-based form of communication, pantomime doesn't convey beyond what words can convey.
Pantomime is not conveyed verbally, but physically.
Look, the form of pantomime, as well as the language of pantomime, are simply tailor-made for Chen Quan.
If the three words "I love you" are spoken in Chinese, not everyone understands them, at least for foreigners.
But if the word "love" is seen with the eyes and conveyed by some physical behavior, it will be clear at a glance.
Because body language is a global language, just like sign language.
Therefore, the language of pantomime must be global, and basically everyone can understand the story that the pantomime is trying to tell.
As a Wang Xingren with a human soul, Chen Quan feels that there is nothing more suitable than pantomime to show his performance.
After determining the type of program to be performed, and then what type of pantomime to perform, Chen Quan was a little distressed.
If there is one of the most famous pantomime performances in the animal kingdom, it is the cat and mouse, as well as Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse.
Well, in both cartoons, it seems that the mouse is one of the main characters...... But fortunately, I'm not a mouse.
Of course, there are also dogs in both cartoons.
However, the dogs inside seem to be the kind of muscles that don't have enough IQ.
If there is a plan, Chen Quan feels that he should correct Wang Xingren's name, and Wang Xingren's IQ is still very high.
Both cartoons use a series of anthropomorphic techniques to perform.
At this time, Chen Quan didn't bother to make up one by himself, but directly selected two clips of cat and mouse from his memory to perform.
The cartoon Cat and Mouse mainly shows the daily life between Tom and Jerry Mouse.
Everyday pranks, everyday humor and funny, everyday doing right, everyday friendliness.
In short, it's a cartoon that is suitable for all ages, and you will laugh out loud after watching it, and it has endured over the years.
Chen Quan pondered that as long as he imitated the clips inside and performed them professionally, he would definitely attract the audience to shout.
Moreover, Chen Quan also decided to perform two roles by himself.
Well, he's going to show Tom the Cat, as well as Jerry Mouse.
……
Chen Quan first bowed to the audience and thanked them, and then pointed to the ground with his front paws.
Signaling that there was a figure here in front of him, he pointed to the back with his paws, and signaled that there was also a figure behind him.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Quan imitated Tom's cat, lazily basking in the sun.
Then, he immediately stood up, went to the place behind him, and put Ling Wuxian's hat on his head.
In this way, a simple hat must be used as a prop, which perfectly distinguishes the two characters.
After Chen Quan put on his hat, he behaved as a thief and cowardly, and walked forward with a trembling bow.