Chapter 3 Now I just want to be a licking dog
A series of sudden sounds made Su Han stunned.
Finally figuring out the meaning of the voice, Su Han's eyes looked into the corner for the first time - the words disappeared.
After waiting for a moment, the cold voice never sounded again.
"Gone?"
After being stunned for a moment, Su Han couldn't help but say to himself in his heart, "My neuropathy is cured?"
The whole person was confused for a moment, and then subconsciously shook his head.
What a neuropathy!
How can there be neuropathy?
I'm not insane!
At this point, a series of shocks and the disappearance of the voice and words made Su Han not feel that there was something wrong with his spirit.
Neurosis - it shouldn't be to that extent, right?
However, if it's not a mental problem, what is that pretending system?
Why come in a hurry and go in a hurry?
I always feel that some questions seem to be understood, but I don't understand them even more.
The more I think about it, the more I can't figure it out, and the more I can't figure it out, the more I think about it.
Suddenly, Su Han felt as if a warm current was pouring out of his soul, and the whole person seemed to be much more energetic in an instant, and his thinking became a little clearer.
At the same time, a line of text flashed in front of me again:
"You have broken through the vanity of your heart through thinking, you have recognized your true self, and your spirit has been sublimated. ”
"Who?"
When this line of text appeared, Su Han's first reaction was that my neuropathy was not good, and the illusion did not really disappear.
After this thought, Su Han, who felt that something was wrong, tried to communicate with this text again.
"Who are you?
To Su Han's surprise, he had tried to communicate many times before but had not received a response, so that he felt that he had a mental problem, and this time he unexpectedly gave a response.
"I am it, but it is not me. ”
This answer was very mysterious, Su Han thought for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"I'm just one of all its features, called Smart Text Prompts.
I can give corresponding text prompts based on big data calculations, and answer some questions that I can understand within a certain range. ”
After answering, the text added, "After it snatched me over." ”
"Grab it?" Su Han grasped the point, "You didn't belong to it before, so what were you before?"
The text was silent for a moment.
On this issue......
In a certain year, month, and day, in the endless void, a salted fish nested in the corner and fell asleep.
A couple of vicious dogs happened to pass by: Look! There's a system there, and it's asleep. Not as good as us......
The words came to mind: "I used to be a salted fish, now I just want to be a licking dog." ”
"Licking dogs?"
Su Han chewed on the word and thought it was very interesting, although it was the first time he heard it, he inexplicably understood it at once.
"Yes, licking dog," the text reappeared, "Boss, please allow me to stay and be a licking dog by your side." ”
“......”
For such a request, Su Han was confused for a moment.
Then subconsciously asked, "Why?"
"I don't know," replied the writer very sincerely, "that guy ran away with his tail between his legs, and I didn't bother to run with it, thinking that it would be better to follow you than to follow him." ”
"That guy?
Su Han thought for a moment, "Did it run away?"
"Scary. ”
"So, you really didn't fantasize about my mental problems?" Su Han asked this question very seriously.
"No!" replied in an unusually affirmative manner.
"Oh," Su Han nodded, thought about it, and decided to believe it.
Then he asked, "Then what good will it do me if you stay?"
"I'll shout 666 to the big guy!"
Su Han: "666?"
"It's like, 'Big guy is awesome!Big guy is so handsome!Big guy is invincible in the world!Big guy I'm going to give you a monkey!' and so on. ”
Su Han pondered for two seconds, and looked at the words in front of him seriously, "Are you sure you're not a psychopath?"
“...... No. ”
"Are you sure I'm not insane, then?"
"Sure, no. ”
Su Han nodded lightly, this time he really believed it!
Sure enough, let's just say I'm not a psychopath!
Thinking like this, Su Han breathed a sigh of relief, and his mood suddenly turned 39.75 degrees clear.
It's just that......
"You're only shouting 666, it doesn't seem to be useful!"
"No, big guy, I'm useful!"
"Oh?" Su Han, who felt as if he had the initiative, gave an intriguing response.
The text seized the opportunity to explain, "My existence can invisibly elevate the boss's compulsion!"
"Forced?" Su Han learned a new vocabulary, although it was the first time he heard it, he felt as if he understood it all at once.
"And what do you want?"
There is no love for no reason in this world, and there is no hate for no reason, Su Han doesn't think that the other party will be willing to be his licking dog without asking for anything.
Despite his status and appearance, in fact, the most important thing around him is to lick dogs.
"I ......" the text hesitated, as if a little ashamed to speak, "I just want that when I reach the peak of licking dogs, the big guy can cover me and let me be a salted fish with peace of mind." ”
Well......
Very ideal!
Su Han thought about it and affirmed this idea.
"Okay, I'll cover you in the future!"
After being exposed to so many interesting and fresh words, Su Han was even more convinced that this thing was not his own neurotic imagination.
I haven't heard of anyone who is so creative with neuropathy.
I just don't know if this thing is reliable or not, and whether it has other bad intentions.
It's just that he has been unable to do anything about this word and that voice for more than a year.
Now that he was finally able to communicate, it was inevitable that there would be extraneous branches, and before the master came back, he felt that it was better to stabilize the other party first.
Forcibly suppressing his thoughts so as not to be discovered, Su Han glanced at the corner again.
"So, your words disappear when I see them?"
"Yes, I'll be on hidden standby after I'm sure you're seeing it and there's no new prompt, Boss. ”
"Why did you hang here all this time?"
"Before...... I'm sleeping, hosted. ”
"Oh," Su Han thought for a moment, "then, it's okay if I don't communicate with you at all?"
"Yes, whether or not to interact with me is entirely up to your will. ”
Su Han retracted his gaze and ignored it.
It says it on its own terms and I don't want to talk to it right now.
Anyway, if there is less communication, I should be able to reduce the potential crisis.
It's just that......
"Are you really sure I'm not insane?"
After another moment, Su Han couldn't help but confirm again.
Text: "I...... I'm not so sure right now. ”
Su Han: "......"
The sunny day that cooled to 38.65 degrees was instantly obscured by clouds, and there was no clear sky in the mood, and in a blink of an eye, it turned into minus 57 degrees of gray when the blizzard fell.
So, am I a psychopath?
After all, Su Han didn't ask this question for the fourth time to seek an answer.
After deciding not to bother with it anymore, Su Han turned his head to look at his brother and sister who sent him outside the Jingyuan and the daughters of the princes.
nodded weakly, "No need to send it," after speaking, he instructed Qiao'er again, "Qiao'er, let's go." ”
As for why he stayed outside the park for a while without saying a word, Su Han didn't want to explain.
As a prince, he is so capricious!
"Gollum~"
"Gollum~"
The wheelchair ran over the trestle and stopped next to the chariot, Qiao'er sent Su Han to the chariot, Yue'er and Xiu'er put away the metal plate between the chariot and the ground, and returned to the carriage together.
At the same time, the hunchbacked coachman seemed to come out of the darkness.
Bent over and climbed onto the frame.
"Driving~"
Grabbing the reins, with a soft sound, the chariot set sail, turned around and headed for the prince's mansion.
"Gollum~"
"Gollum~"
The wheels ran over the bluestone ground, leaving a rhythmic rhythm, listening like a cheerful music, Su Han's mood slowly turned from sub-zero cloudy to 15.7 degrees cloudy.
The mood improved, and even the sound of the wheels seemed to become more rhythmic.
"You listen to the sound of wheels running over the bluestone floor, and you think it's a nice sound. ”
"Your mood has improved, good mood +1+1+2+1......"
"You think about it, and you realize a hint of truth from it. ”
"Big guy, please allow your most loyal licking dog to say more: the strong man of the Destiny awakened by luck is simply terrifying!!"
Su Han: "......"