Chapter Thirty-Nine: Rogue Bandits Shameless Scum!

After arriving at the front hall, the first thing that caught everyone's eyes was a brown long table more than ten meters long, nearly one meter wide, and half a person high, and then the most conspicuous thing was twenty armchairs that had never appeared in Datang!

"Brother Yi! This... Is this a table and chair? Li Ke's eyes widened, and his face was full of incredulity. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Oh! This is a table and chair that I invented in my spare time, and I was not used to sitting on the low table and stool in the past, so I got these! ”

As soon as Li Yi's words fell, he saw the three brothers Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin and the brothers each ran to a chair and sat down, twisting left and right, lying on their stomachs in front and leaning back, having a lot of fun!

The corners of Cheng Chumo's mouth curled, and he had an idea. "Haha, Wen Yong's table and chair are really good, much better than any low table and stool, this is the table and chair that a man should sit on! I didn't say it, Wen Yong, I have to pack two of them for Lao Cheng and me later, and go home to honor my father! ”

Wei Chi Baolin on the side was not to be outdone. "Yes, Brother Yi'er, you have to give our brothers two sets of tables and chairs, otherwise it will be difficult to explain to my father when I go home!"

Li Yi's heart twitched, and he suddenly felt that he had lured the wolf into the room!

This is Li Ke walked to a chair and sat down, felt it, and groaned! "You two rammers, Brother Yi is here for dinner today, how can you do such a thing!"

Li Yi immediately threw his gratitude to Li Ke, it was too righteous, I didn't say it, the title of the second most beautiful man in the world will be given to you in the future!

However, Li Ke then said again: "If you want to take it, it will be tomorrow!" ”

Li Yi stumbled when he arrived.

Li Zhen and Qin Huaiyu also sat down one after another.

Li Zhen looked around, and then said: "That's it, you don't take a look, these tables and chairs are obviously just made, we have to give Brother Yi some time, we can't be in such a hurry!" ”

Qin Huaiyu also helped. "You can't want these defective products!"

Li Yi suddenly had the urge to hit someone. "Alright! It's you guys today, I'll bear with it! Is there still a long way? The master will let you remember one sentence: I'd rather mess with the king of Hades, don't mess with the imp, rather mess with the imp, don't mess with Li Wenyong! ”

Li Yi took a deep breath and put on a smiling face.

"Haha, let's not talk about this, brothers, it's still early to leave the meal, we can't sit like this, how about we play a game!"

"What a game!"

Li Yi smiled and took out three decks of poker. "This is a gadget I invented in my spare time, I teach him cards, there are many ways to play! So there are ten of you, and you will be divided into groups of three, three, and four, and you will play the landlord and the stud respectively. I'm going to tell you the rules first....... ”

After Li Yi finished speaking, he looked up at everyone and saw that their eyes were already sparkling, and they were a little eager to try! Although this Datang also has gambling games, there are only a few games such as betting on dice and guessing coins, which is extremely boring. How have they ever seen such a fresh and exciting way to play!

"In this way, let's try it out in the first game, how about starting in the second game?"

Cheng Chumo took the lead and couldn't bear it. "Okay, that's it, let's start dividing! I'm going to play stud! Don't even rob me! ”

Then the crowd began to divide into groups. Li Ke, Cheng Chumo, Yu Chi Baolin, and Li Zhen, the four people with high IQ and high quality, of course, formed the stud game, while the rest of the people were divided into two groups to play landlords, Cheng Chuliang, Li Yesi, Qin Huaiyu group, Cheng Chubi, Li Yexu, and Wei Chi Baoqing group. Although the process was a little bumpy, for example, some restless elements wanted to play stud and the like, but they were suppressed by the first four with their identities and force, and everyone sat diagonally, just enough to sit down.

Everyone started the first game in this atmosphere full of gunpowder, and Li Yi was on the side to guide!

"Ahem! For virtue, this is a hole card, can not be revealed! ”

"Brother Chu Mo, don't laugh, your hole cards are not revealed, but you have to show the second one!"

"Pauline, you're a four of hearts in your face, it's not your turn to bid!"

"Karihe, can 4, 6, 7, 9, and 10 make a straight? Who taught you arithmetic? ”

Li Yi looked left and left, and then looked again. Luckily, they finally got into the groove when they made the fourth move!

"Brothers, let's play first, and the younger brother will go to the kitchen to get you food!"

Everyone raised their heads in surprise at the same time! Li Ke frowned. "Brother Yi'er, didn't the misunderstanding all come about? What are you doing in that messy place? Just have a subordinate! ”

Cheng Chuliang's eyes rolled, and he also followed. "That's it, Brother Yi, if you have nothing to do, come and play cards with us, just I want to play stud, three are missing one!"

"Huh! Don't worry, I'm going to the kitchen to cook for you, and you'll know when you've tasted my craft! After Li Yi finished speaking, he left!

Li Ke was still frowning. "Karma, your eldest brother is really good at cooking?"

Li Yesi thought for a while and replied seriously: "I don't know if my eldest brother can cook, but I know that I haven't found anything he can't!" ”

Li Kewan smiled. "Alright! You didn't ask me! ”

Cheng Chumo waved his hand: "Oops! Lord Ke, do you think Wen Yong is like a person who will suffer? Hurry up and bid! ”

"Yes! Kindness? Wrong! Chu Mo, you changed the cards, right? ”

"Where?"

"That's not for sure, this doesn't count!"

"Why?"

"I've already thrown the cards away!"

"Alright! You win! ”

......

After Li Yi came to the kitchen, he found that the meat had been cooked to six minutes cooked, and Aunt Cui's salt had also been purified a lot, which was enough for half a month!

Li Yi found Bingyu and saw that he was silently reading a book in the corner and waiting for him, holding the book and leaning against the wall. The eyebrows are picturesque, the eyes are like the moon, the goose-egg-like face, the delicate and plump body, with her spotless white dress, suddenly like a fairy in the sky, floating out of the dust, Li Yi is still a little excited.

"Ice Jade!"

"Yikes! Master, you're here! ”

"Eun is getting busy!"

Then Li Yi began his kung fu as a chef.

Half an hour later, Li Yi made four dishes: braised pork ribs, sweet and sour tenderloin, braised pork, and cold pork ears, no, it's four pots! Li Yi also found some tofu and eggs in the kitchen, so he made mapo tofu and scrambled eggs, which were barely a vegetarian dish, and finally commanded everyone to cut the pork into pieces, pound the garlic paste and put it in the soy sauce, add a little salt to the soup of the meat, and count it as a soup dish, which is all alive!

Then Li Yi first asked people to send the dishes to Li Jing and others, and then beckoned a group of subordinates to walk to the front hall with vegetables, rice, and wine, Li Yi also deliberately left some for these subordinates as a reward, of course, Bingyu's share is made separately, the deluxe version, she has been sent back to the room by Li Yi to eat, Bingyu is tired enough in the past two days, and it is time to rest!

After Li Yi arrived in the front hall, he saw that everyone was killing hard!

Especially the stud table, which has already killed the red eye! Cheng Chumo squatted on the chair with his feet and shouted, his expression was extremely hideous.

Yu Chi Baolin and Cheng Biting Jin have a virtue, and their originally dark faces have a hint of ruddy.

Even Li Ke gave up the image of a handsome guy, stepped on the chair with one foot, and gritted his teeth.

Only Li Zhen smiled, it seems that he won by himself, and it was really the son of the old fox! And the two waves of fighting landlords are even more miserable, and they almost flip the table!

Li Yi shouted twice, but no one paid attention to him!

Li Yi smiled helplessly, beckoned, and saw the next person walking in with food!

The people who originally killed the red eyes were immediately fascinated by the fragrance of the vegetables!

Cheng Chumo's body stiffened, and the card fell to the ground. It's almost out! "What does it smell like? What does it taste like? ”

"Huh! It's time to eat, brothers, put the cards away! ”

As soon as Li Yi's words fell, he saw a chaotic scene in front of him, and the next second later, the table was clean, and everyone sat down, looking at Li Yi with longing eyes!

Li Yi was dumbfounded, they are all fast hands!

As soon as Li Yi beckoned, the next person would take the wine, food, and rice! It's on the table!

Li Yi wanted to introduce himself, but then he gave up! Because the people have buried their heads in the food, and no one cares about him!

I saw a storm on the table, the sound of dogs barking to protect food, the sound of being robbed of food, and the sound of accidentally smashing plates, one after another. Li Yi was full before he ate, and there was nowhere to put his mouth in his mouth! Luckily, he had the foresight to eat almost enough in the kitchen!

Half an hour later, the front hall quieted down, and Li Yi finally knew what it meant to lick the plate, what it meant that there was no soup left, and what it meant that the cups and plates were messy! It's bloody! This is a nobleman, this is simply a bunch of hooligan bandits shameless scum!

The three brothers of the Cheng family and the brothers of the Wei Chi family collapsed on the chair without any image, burping, touching their stomachs, and humming!

The rest of the people were no better, Li Ke leaned back in his chair and smacked his lips, obviously still reminiscing about the delicacies just now!

Looking at the wine that didn't move, Li Yi couldn't cry or laugh, men don't drink when they eat, this is a precedent for Li Yi!

After another stick of incense, everyone eased up a little!

Cheng Chubi: "Hmph ~~ ! Resolute... Belch! Brother Yi, your dish is so delicious! ... Belch! I've never eaten ... Belch! Such a delicious dish! Belch! ”

Cheng Chuliang: "That's it, Brother Li, did you really do this?" Alas! After eating your food, I feel like all I used to eat was pig food! ”

Cheng Chumo: "Pack!" I'm packing! ”

Wei Chi Jingde: "I want it too!" ”

Li Zhen: "It's too troublesome, Brother Yi'er, lend me your cook!" ”

Li Ke: "What kind of system is this, borrowing the cook?" You can't think of it, yes! Brother Yi, I'll send my cook to you later, and you can help train and train you! ”

Everyone: "Great idea! ”

.......

"These shameless little rascals." Li Yi was completely helpless, okay! This will be calculated later.

The crowd didn't disperse until about three o'clock! It's just that when Li Yi came back, he found that his three decks of cards were gone! Li Yi's mouth twitched, and he knew who did it with his buttocks, but Li Yi was also happy, three decks of cards were just that, and he didn't do it again, but what he gained today was that he had integrated into the circle of Datang, whether it was a friend or an enemy, at least he was no longer alone!

Looking at the messy scene in front of him, Li Yi decisively gave up the idea of cleaning up by himself! After instructing his subordinates to clean up, Li Yi turned around and came to the workshop, where he still had something to do!