The 210th round, who is the boss?
There were many ripples out of thin air in the darkness, and Li Daozun's figure tugged and twisted, and disappeared with his last wild laugh.
Immediately after that, the entire space changed, and a trace of light in the darkness quickly spread to Xiang Gong's side, and the strong light stimulated him to close his eyes subconsciously.
"Catch this thief bird!" Two completely different voices suddenly came, and Xiang Gong opened his eyes in shock.
I'll go!
Suddenly, there was a circle of soldiers around, all holding steel knives in their hands, and the blades were shining with cold light, as long as they waved their blades, they wouldn't be divided immediately?
"Like my script? Haha......"
Li Daozun's voice sounded from the depths of his mind, and Xiang Gong hated the root of his teeth.
This neuropath, who just said it well, let himself agree to his bullshit conditions, and threw himself on the chopping board in a blink of an eye, this old man is crazy.
"Wait!" Xiang Gong hurriedly yelled, regardless of whether Li Daozun was neurotic or not, the most important thing now was to save his life.
"Slow down the hammer!"
"Slow down!"
It was the sound of the pair again, Xiang Gong turned his head and looked, ouch, the pair looked exactly the same...... The strange man was standing behind him, Xiang Gong was stunned.
Twins!
The two of them were fat and thin, tall and short, one had a one-horned pigtail, the other had two sheep's horn pigtails, one was covered in green and green, the other was red and short, one voice was like a broken gong, and the other was like a broken cylinder......
Wherever you compare it, they are completely different, but those two faces are exactly the same, too ...... It's weird.
"Slow down with an axe, at least let me be a ghost?!" Xiang Gong returned.
"Say it quickly if you have a last word." The fat one said.
"If you have a fart, let it go." Skinny followed.
"Who are you two? Why are you killing me? Xiang Gongding asked.
"You aided the abuse, and it should be cut into two pieces." The fat one said.
"You are plotting to usurp the throne, you should divide the corpse of the five horses, hehe, I divide the five sections." The thin man said proudly.
After speaking, he also threw a proud little look at the fat one, which was full of provocation.
"Phew, the five horses are divided into six sections, stupid, I can't count." The fat one snorted disdainfully.
"Bah, you're stupid, five horses are divided, they must be divided into five pieces." The thin ones should be anxious.
"Six!"
"Five pieces |
"Six!"
"Five!"
……
Xiang Gong scratched his head in embarrassment, and was crying and laughing, trying to stop this war of words like the Century Forum, but listening to the two voices, they were tacitly ......
"Try it if you don't believe it!"
"Try it!"
Still in unison, Xiang Gong's scalp was cold, and he shivered, can you try this? Try it once and you'll die.
Seeing that the two brothers were about to rush up, Xiang Gong's mind also spun quickly.
Open space to hide? As a last resort, you can't casually expose too many secrets in front of others.
It stands to reason that the current situation is a last resort?
No, running away is not our style, the key is that it is not beneficial to save people.
Let's do it.
In terms of skill, Xiang Gong still has a little confidence in himself, if he is really in a hurry, he will catch a Haibian and enjoy it first, and then arrest him and then use him as a hostage to force them to release him.
It was so happily decided.
"Oblivion!" Li Daozun's voice came very "timely" again, and Xiang Gong's mind was in chaos, and he forgot how to fight.
Damn, I'm not ashamed to kill myself!
I never expected that Li Daozun would have such a system of expressing his position, in writing about the world of mortal Journey to the West, he is simply the god of creation!
What should I do?
No, no, what about Goku?
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Xiang Gong had no strength to fight back, so he had to try his best to go around in circles in the camp tent.
But there were too many people, and before they could go around twice, they were caught by countless hands.
"Hold him down!" Fat said.
"Hold him down!" Said the skinny one.
For a while, the people in the camp stretched out their hands, and the stacks of arhats became a pile of meat in an instant.
"Your sister, hold me down!" Fat roar.
"Your sister, hold me down!" The thin one shouted, and then added, "I shouted big!" ”
Xiang Gong was speechless, it's all at this time, they are still at this size, it's really a living treasure.
Fortunately, the time of being pressed was short, and soon Xiang Gong was tied up by Wuhuada.
"I want to run away in front of my golden horn, daydreaming." Fat said.
"It's night, stupid, and I'm the Golden Horn." Skinny pouting sarcastically.
"Mother said, I am the boss, my name is Golden Horn." Fat back to the mouth.
"My husband came out, I'm the boss, my name is Golden Horn." The skinny doesn't give an inch.
"Hey, are you two enough? Do you want to untie me first and then fight? Xiang Gong was impatient, these two quarrels were just noise generators, which hurt the eardrums too much.
"Shut up, you still want to loosen your ties? I'll kill you first, and then I'll fight. The fat man roared viciously.
"I'll destroy you first, and then I'll fight." Not to be outdone, the skinny ones are not to be outdone.
Xiang Gong rolled his eyes, squeezed out a bitter gourd face and said, "Hey, then kill me, I originally thought about how to divide which of you is the boss, it seems that this idea will also go to hell with me." ”
"Huh? You say you have a solution? The fat one's eyes widened immediately.
"Cut, we can't tell it ourselves, how can you divide it?" The thin one snorted disdainfully.
"You don't know, if you want to talk about these twin brothers, how to divide the size, but there is a secret,......" Xiang Gong deliberately lengthened his voice and said.
Sure enough, the two brothers, one fat and one thin, became curious.
"Secret? I'm the boss, tell me first. The fat one immediately jumped to him.
"Fart, I'm the boss and tell me first!" The thin one immediately jumped over.
"I have two horns, one more than you, and I'm definitely the boss." The fat one pinched the skinny neck and shouted.
"Go one first and then there are two, I have a corner, it must be the boss." Skinny fingers stuck in fat nostrils and shouted.
"Stop!" Xiang Gong didn't want to watch them play burlesque anymore, "Whoever can bring my friend back, I'll tell him how to divide who is the boss!" ”
As soon as Xiang Gong's voice landed, the two brothers ran towards the outside of the tent like the wind.
After a while, one of them grabbed one hand and one foot and carried a bald head in.
"Donors, two donors, poor monks...... Poor monks are afraid of high ......"
Sure enough, it was Xuanzang, Xiang Gong was overjoyed, but fortunately, the two brothers were a little unbright.
But where did Goku go?
No matter what, Wukong is strong after all, even if he is trapped, he must have a way to get out and save Xuanzang first.
"Release people, I'll tell you right away how to tell who is the boss!" Xiang Gong shouted.
Who would have thought that the two brothers would smile weirdly, turn their heads, and say in unison: "Release people?" We're simple, but we're not stupid......"
Xiang Gong secretly said that it was not good, he really underestimated others, they were just funny, who said that funny comparisons are stupid?
Eh, did they trick me this time?