Chapter 67: I Am Huang Shiren

During the crying, the monkey Jian'er still dragged the iron bull desperately with one hand, making him kneel down, and for a while, the two of them lay on the ground and cried heartbreakingly, which can be described as a sad listener and a tearful hearer.

Yang Yi didn't pay attention to Monkey Jian'er's nonsense at all, a ghost elf and a strong martial arts, and more importantly, Monkey Jian'er also had a pickpocket stunt that even Yang Yi could hide, Yang Yi didn't believe that they would suffer much loss, and if they didn't bully others, it would be considered a virtue.

Yang Yi stood up, ignored the two monkeys who were crying wolf, and went straight to the counter and said to the shopkeeper: "I'll accompany the damaged things here, if you have any questions, you can come to Zhonghua Yingxiu to find me." ”

The shopkeeper hugged Yang Yi with a fist, of course he could see that Yang Yi's identity was extraordinary, but he must ask clearly: "Dare to ask Gongzi's surname?" ”

"Nine nerds, Yang Yi."

There were two people when he went, but when he came back, it became four, and Yang Yi had no choice but to rent a big carriage.

The big carriage that was speeding all the way was very bumpy, and the four people in the carriage sat opposite each other with big eyes and small eyes. Yang Yi stared at the strong and thin Monkey Jian'er and Tie Niu sitting opposite with both hands in his arms, and wondered if he would be despised to death by Hong Zhi if he found such two strange things and went back.

The monkey's eyes began to roll again, and as soon as this guy rolled his eyes, bad ideas would come out like a spring.

"Childe! Just put the two of us in front and get out of the car, and you don't have to bother sending us home!" Monkey replied with a smile.

Before Yang Yi could speak, Tie Niu was puzzled: "Aren't we just living in Wuyi Station?" ”

"Shut up!" Monkey Jian'er said angrily.

Yang Yi looked at the two of them, straightened out his shirt and said, "It's okay to go, let's settle the account first." ”

Hearing this, Monkey Jian'er secretly said badly, only to see Yang Yi continue to say leisurely: "Xiao Wu, you can help me remember how much money these two brothers have in total to miss me." ”

"Hmm... First of all, we helped to compensate twenty taels for the damage to the station. Then I won't pursue stealing my waist card, just give a fifty taels of hush money. Secondly, he used me as a shield, and he almost beat me up, and the mental damage cost was 100 taels. ”

Yang Yi deliberately mixed his fingers and slowly calculated, and twitched without saying a word about the monkey's face.

"A total of one hundred and seventy taels, yes, and ten taels if you eat my melon seeds."

"You didn't say you wanted money!"

"I didn't say I didn't want money."

"That's less than ten taels of silver! Aren't you a slanderer? ”

"Hmph... False? Do you understand the special melon seeds! Yang Yi said with a smile: "The last key question, you just called me master, I heard my friend say that the title of master is not a random shout." ”

Monkey Jian'er's face changed, there is an unwritten rule in the rivers and lakes, once the people of the rivers and lakes find the master, they must not betray, otherwise they will not only affect the master but also be spurned by the world. Monkey Jian'er was in a hurry and only cared about saving his life, where did he think of so much, but he didn't expect Yang Yi to know the key.

"Childe!! You adults don't care about the villain, just let me go, I was forced to make this decision at that time! If you want to report to the official, arrest me, you also saw that I did everything, and it has nothing to do with this iron bull fool! Monkey Jian'er cried, this time he was really afraid, if the two of them were caught by the government, they would definitely be assigned to the wild land.

The iron bull on the side said angrily when he heard this: "Monkey tip! Who are you scolding for being a fool! Suddenly thinking that this didn't seem to be the point, he patted his chest and said to Yang Yi: "It's none of his business, it's all my iron bull!" If you want to catch me, catch me! ”

"Catch me! Catch me! ”

"Catch me! Come to me! ”

Seeing the impassioned indignation of the two shouting, Yang Yi made a pause gesture in annoyance and scolded: "Stop!" No, you're sick, aren't you? I don't know if I think I, Huang Shiren, am exploiting Yang Bailao, when did I say that I would arrest you two and report to the official? ”

When Monkey Jian'er heard this, he wiped away the crying snot on his face and said happily: "Son, don't you go to report to the official?" ”

"The government arrested you two idiots, who will pay back Lao Tzu?"

Yang Yi didn't care about the two fools who were crying with joy and turned his head to Xiao Wu and said, "Xiao Wu, go back and let Lao Liu find a deed of sale for these two guys, and let them write it clearly in black and white." ”

Xiao Wu was surprised: "Childe... Didn't you say that our embroidery village didn't sell itself? ”

Yang Yi glanced at the two people who hugged each other and cried, and scolded: "Look at these two fools, a wild cow and a spirit monkey, who am I looking for if you run away?" ”

"Don't worry, Childe, the two of us will never run!" Monkey Jian'er smiled, but said in his heart: My Monkey Jian'er stole all over the world, and I don't believe that I can't steal your share of the deed of sale!

Compared with Monkey Jian'er, Tie Niu thought about food and clothing, and said with a simple smile: "Is the rice tube full?" ”

Xiao Wu was amused by his honest image, and Yingying smiled: "We have three meals a day in Xiuzhuang, and you can eat as much as you want." ”

Iron Bull's eyes widened when he heard this, and he desperately pointed at his big iron head. Monkey Jian'er was also smirking on the side, but his black eyes couldn't hide from Yang Yi.

Yang Yi didn't debunk the idea of monkey tips wanting to slip away, it looks a little silly to find this by himself, of course, there is a reason for the two of them to go back to be family generals, although the two of them have a ruffian atmosphere all year round, but they have not forgotten the brotherhood between each other, such people are usually not bad.

Both of them are not very old, and in their previous lives, they may have been teenagers in high school under the support of their parents, Yang Yi believes that before the two of them make a big mistake, they will not go down the wrong path under their correct guidance. At this time, Yang Yi said that no matter how much it was, it was useless, so the two of them could only experience the life of the embroidery village first.

returned to the embroidery village and handed over the monkey tip and the iron ox to Liu Wenzheng for arrangement, and Yang Yi found Hong Zhi.

"Lao Hong, I'm glad you've been suffering these days." Yang Yi said bluntly. Since that day, Hong Zhi has been living in Zhonghua Yingxiu, and Yang Yi is in a hurry to recruit people to share the burden as soon as possible.

Hong Zhi smiled and said: "Your Highness, you have said it, I am your subordinate, and this is what I should do." ”

Yang Yi nodded and smiled: "Although I, the prince of the Nine Nerds, have not opened a mansion, I now officially invite you to join our big family." ”

Hong Zhi was stunned for a moment, Yang Yi was officially inviting himself to join the house as a general. When Hong Zhi was still the general of Sanpin's Wuwei before, he couldn't join any forces because he was the emperor's personal guard, but secretly many people invited him to enter the palace, and when Hong Zhi was demoted, no one looked for him, which was a very frustrating and cruel thing.

In the face of Yang Yi's invitation, Hong Zhi was a little excited, not only did he feel that Yang Yi could afford him, but more importantly, after this period of contact, Hong Zhi had fully understood that this rumored nine nerds were not fools at all, but a very smart person, and even many behaviors were far beyond the comprehension of ordinary people but were very avant-garde and reasonable.