Chapter 29 How many children do you have?
Halfway through, Chang Shi hurried back to the county.
Su Ren walked towards Lao Junguan humming a song. Those salt merchants who sold salt knew that Su Ren had given the recipe for making salt to the Wen Party, and it wouldn't be long before all the salt in the world would turn as snow-white as cloth bag salt, and they still rushed to buy it at this time, dreaming of buying it at a good price after they went back.
Su Ren walked all the way, and those salt merchants and roadside stall owners hurriedly nodded and said hello. There are people who come to Laojunguan for the first time and don't know Su Ren. I saw a half-old child, walking frivolously, humming an indistinct strange tune in his mouth, and hurriedly asked the person next to him.
"Honorable, who is this? With such a big style, why do so many people respect a child so much? ”
The person next to him seemed to look at an alien animal, with an expression of two hundred and five: "He, you dare to come here to sell salt without even knowing him?" ”
"Isn't it just a child? Could it be that it is the nephew of Nasu County? ”
The person questioned was completely speechless, and shook his head to stop paying attention to the idiot.
There are people who really can't stand it, thinking that such a person dares to come out to do business, and it is strange if he does not lose his life according to this posture. sighed: "He is not Su Xianzuo's nephew, he is Su Xianzuo." ”
"Ahh How can such a kid be a county leader? ”
Now he is no longer stupid, he is purely a second-rate son from there, and his speech is completely out of tune. Everyone hurriedly stepped back, for fear that the stupidity of this raw melon and egg would be contaminated with themselves.
I brought back a jar of rice wine from the wine stall, and half a catty of cooked meat from the meat stall. Su Ren set up the table under the big tree in the courtyard again, set up two wine glasses, filled them, and pouted towards Hawking.
Hawking hurriedly ran over. Su Ren looked left and right: "What about your second brother?" ”
Hawking shook his head: "This should be practiced on the cliffside of the back mountain, I'll call it." ”
I don't know what Hawking and Leng Jun said, Leng Jun, a martial idiot, actually stopped practicing by himself and followed Hawking back. Seeing that there was wine and meat on Su Ren's table, he was not polite, so he took the wine glass and drank it all, grabbed a piece of pork liver and put it in his mouth and chewed it.
Su Ren took a sip of rice wine. The taste of the wine in the Han Dynasty is very poor, not only has an earthy smell, but also has a low degree, only this rice wine tastes similar to the mash, and it is also a bit of the previous taste. Su Ren didn't understand distilled soju, so he broke off the idea of selling liquor.
"I've heard that Taoist priests don't eat meat, and if they eat meat, they can't become immortals."
Leng Jun didn't even look at Su Ren: "What we practice is Huang Lao Dao, and what we learn is the theory of the five elements of yin and yang, not those Fang Immortal Dao, what kind of deceptive tricks of immortal Fangshi." If you don't seek immortality, how can you become an immortal? ”
"And this division?" Su Ren just wanted to find someone to talk to and relieve his boredom. Now the entire Laojunguan, so many people, Leng Yue is the account room, Huo Laosi is the warehouse manager, Huo Qian is the factory director, Huo Jin is entangled with a group of half-sized children to act as security guards, and even Huo Zhilan goes to sell big bowls of tea and is also a cook. There are also two left, Su Ren and Leng Jun, who have nothing to do.
Leng Jun made it to the chair and took a big gulp of meat into his mouth: "This is nature, the five elements of yin and yang are the root of all things, how can it be compared to the tricks made by those monks?" The five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are mutually restrictive, and they are born together, and all things in heaven and earth come from them, which can be explained by this. ”
"Tao Te Ching clouds, one life two, two give birth to three, three give birth to all things, all things are negative yin and hold yang, impulse is harmony, chaos is not divided, heaven and earth yin and yang, heaven and earth yin and yang are combined and give birth to three, and then all things are born, the Tao becomes the origin of all things, everything in the world is produced by the Tao, and all things are unified in the Tao."
It was the first time that Su Ren had heard someone explain the concept of Taoism in such a way. Although he is not a Taoist priest, he also knows a thing or two about the Tao Te Ching, and he is much more experienced than Leng Jun in the philosophical problems of Taoism and nature.
Su Ren nodded with a smile: "It seems that everything in this world comes from the Tao, and it is the essence of heaven and earth, like the Tai Chi gossip evolved from yin and yang." ”
"Exactly! Tai Chi two rituals give birth to four elephants, the four elephants and the eight trigrams, said Qian, Kun, Zhen, Xun, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui, the heaven, earth, thunder, wind, water, fire, mountain, Ze, Yin and Yang The interaction of the two forces is the root of all things, Tai Chi Bagua means that the power of the gods is vast, and the evil is suppressed. ”
Su Ren was happy to see Leng Jun's words, and suddenly had a bad taste: "Just now you said that one life is two, two is three, and three is all things, and now you say that Tai Chi gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip, how can one be three and one and four?" In the end, these two are three or four? The more I listened, the more confused I became. ”
"......" coldly stopped the movements in his hand abruptly, and even forgot the meat in his mouth, looking at Su Ren suddenly dumbfounded.
Su Ren smiled, got up and picked up his wine glass, hummed a song and went to the account room, ignoring Leng Jun again.
Until noon, when it was time to eat, Leng Jun was still muddy, like a walking corpse.
Leng Yue hurriedly asked Hawking, "What's wrong with my senior brother?" Suddenly a little stupid? ”
Hawking shook his head: "I don't know, at noon, the eldest brother asked the second brother to drink together, and the two talked under the tree in the yard, and the second brother became like this after a while." ”
Everyone looked at Su Ren, and Su Ren only cared about eating. At noon, we made plum cabbage button pork, scrambled eggs with leeks, good bean sprouts, and an egg drop soup. These are all Su Ren's inventions. At first, I didn't know what kind of fame Su Ren was doing, special bean sprouts, until Su Ren made it out and tasted it, and he praised it endlessly. It has replaced the wild vegetables eaten before and has become the staple food of Lao Junguan, and now in addition to the technique of this bean sprout, several other dishes have been very common in Wenshui County.
Huo Laosi glanced at Su Ren worriedly: "Brother Ren, what did you say to Chief Leng Dao?" It's going to be okay, right? ”
While eating, Su Ren snorted and said: "It's okay, Chief Leng Dao is in a catastrophe, after passing this level, he will really enter the realm of immortals, now hurry up and take a look, when he becomes an immortal, he will bow down." ”
Huo Laosi's mouth is open. He had only heard of the matter of becoming an immortal, and he had never seen it, if it was really like that, he was really edified. Hurriedly moved his body to Leng Jun's side, wanting to touch the cold fairy qi.
Leng Yue was also a cultivator before, so she naturally knew what it was like to become an immortal. Her senior brother's cold current state is by no means the appearance of enlightenment, it is obvious that he has encountered something that makes him completely confused, and he is about to cry in a hurry, and he said with a crying voice: "What kind of enlightenment is this, big brother, just tell us what you said to my senior brother?" ”
As soon as Leng Yue shed tears, Su Ren had to say. Hehe smiled: "Actually, it's nothing, I asked him if he has two in his life, two in his life, three in his life, and three in his life, and that Tai Chi two yi give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip, whether it is two to three or two to four." ”
"This ......!" Huo Laosi is also a literate person, and when he heard this, he and Leng Yue were both stupid.
The Han Dynasty is currently advocating the rule of inaction, and everyone who knows Huang Lao's theory is a literate person, such a question may only be asked by a boring person like Su Ren, and Huang Lao's theory is only a hundred years of precipitation, and no one has noticed this kind of thing at all.
I looked at two more dumbfounded guys. Huo Qian was really scared, and his eyes were full of horror when he looked at Su Ren. How can you think about it, just one sentence can make the three people in the family become fools in an instant. It is rumored that her master is the reincarnation of a demon, but she has never believed it, how can there be such a good demon in the world. Today he completely understands that Su Ren is a demon, he must be sure and sure.
Hawking looked at Su Ren with admiration, and pulled Su Ren's sleeves: "Big brother, can you teach me this trick?" ”
"Of course, if you see any immortal Taoist priests, magicians and the like in the future, don't care what he says, just ask me the question just now, and keep it for sure!"
Hawking laughed and nodded vigorously.
There is a limit to pranks, Su Ren didn't want his three right-hand men to become fools, so he got up and went outside to get a basin of water, first poured half a basin on Leng Jun's head, and then poured half a basin on Huo Laosi's face, and the rest looked at Leng Yue, couldn't bear to start, raised his hand and slapped Leng Yue's back hard. Only then did the three of them react smartly.
Leng Jun stretched out his hand to grab Su Ren. Su Ren had already rushed outside the door and got into the crowd.
Leng Jun stood at the door and scolded: "Su Ren, you bastard, I can't beat you if you come back!" ”
This scene is no longer strange to those who have been watching Lao Jun for a long time. As a small proprietor, he likes to make some jokes, and coldness is often the goal of his practice. Everyone smiled when they were busy, and they didn't care.
Leng Jun was angry, Su Ren didn't dare to go home, so he had to hang outside. When Wang Ergou of the meat stall saw Su Ren coming, he hurriedly took out a pig's trotter from the cooked meat pile and handed it to Su Ren, and smiled: "What?" The county is bullying the cold chief again? ”
Su Ren said while gnawing on the pig's trotters: "What is bullying, obviously he didn't answer the question, and almost let himself go crazy, I kindly saved him, and he still wants to beat me, how can there be such a good person as me in the world?" ”
Wang Ergou shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Yes, County Zuona is the best person in the world." ”
While the two were talking, they saw a sudden chaos in the street, and someone had already exclaimed. Many people immediately gathered towards the place where they shouted, and some people ran towards Lao Junguan, shouting at their Su Xianzuo while running.
Wang Ergou shouted at the man, "What are you yelling about? Didn't you see the county eating pig's trotters at my place? What about screaming so loudly? ”
This Wang Ergou couldn't speak too much, and Su Ren lost his appetite in an instant. Throwing down the half-gnawed sauce pig's trotters, he threw a few coppers casually, glared at Wang Ergou and turned around and walked in the direction of the man.
The person who was called looked back, and sure enough, it was their Su Xianzuo. immediately turned around and ran towards Su Ren: "County Zuo, something happened, something happened!" ”
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