Chapter 22: Fuck off

Yuan Yun can't sit or stand now, he just feels a pain in his buttocks, this time it really hurts in his buttocks, and the arrow at the end of the battle was really accurate.

Looking at Yuan Yun lying on the bed, Le Jin wanted to laugh a little, but when he thought of the 100,000 gunpowder bullets that Luoyang was going to pay him, he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, he took advantage of it first, and really got the benefits, and then laughed at Yuan Yun It was the most correct choice for him.

"General Lejin can laugh if you want to, your face is deformed when you endure it like this, and it makes it even more uncomfortable to look at." After Yuan Yun finished speaking, he sighed, and he really hated Le Jin's expression.

Le Jin smiled awkwardly, then waved his hand and said: "How could I laugh at Yuan Hou, you are a big hero now, you blocked more than 20 fighters in Karasuma alone, and finally stared at the pain on your buttocks, and fought until the last moment, and now the whole army is extremely impressed when they hear about it." ”

Yuan Yun's face is now more embarrassed than Le Jin, what kind of rumors about dealing with more than twenty warriors were released by Shi Shen, a fool beside him, and he even counted all his beheading merits to himself, the lord.

Originally, this could not have happened to Yuan Yun, Zhang Liao knew better than anyone else, but after seeing the news spread, it immediately boosted the morale of the Gunpowder Army, and he turned a blind eye.

Then after Guo Jia learned about this, things began to get bigger, because this goods began to spread the news to Cao Cao's various troops through the flying pigeon, and the result immediately made those old generals give a thumbs up, and finally had a trace of admiration for Yuan Hou, who had killed Yuan Shao's 70,000 soldiers.

The strangest thing is Cao Cao's performance, he can obviously guess with his knees that this is definitely a rumor, others don't know Yuan Yun, but he knows best, one person resists twenty Karasuma warriors, it is simply a big joke, so that Yuan Yun can resist twenty wild dogs It is estimated that it will be difficult, let alone an elite Karasuma warrior.

It's just that this demon god Cao Cao actually gave an order and began to pass the news to all parts of the army, so Yuan Yun's name as the god of war was established, coupled with the praise of some veterans, Yuan Yun's force value almost surpassed that of Lu Bu back then.

"Yuan Hou, the 100,000 gunpowder bullets ......"

"General Lejin doesn't have to be careful, he is already on the way from Luoyang to Yecheng, my senior sister's big ship is traveling day and night, you just send someone to receive it, and ensure that one does not burn." Yuan Yun didn't wait for Le Jin to finish speaking, and made a promise.

Now Le Jin is really happy to crook his mouth, laughed and said: "Yuan Hou is really a real hero, not only did he kill Zhang Xiu back then, but now he is fighting twenty of Karasuma's most elite warriors, it is really Lu Bu's rebirth, and when you have the opportunity, you must learn from me." ”

Yuan Yun frowned, and then pouted: "Then General Lejin can easily defeat me, and then he will naturally become the most powerful god of war in the army, this abacus is played well, no wonder General Lejin has always been able to get a big bargain, it seems that it is really related to your intelligence." ”

Le Jin was exposed to the careful thinking in his heart, and immediately continued to laugh, and then said: "Yuan Hou is not good wearing this hat, the most unconvinced people in our army, in case someone wants to challenge Yuan Hou, and you lose to a small soldier, wouldn't it be a loss to your reputation, so it is most suitable for me to come." ”

"Yes, but when we compete in martial arts, I have to bring some props I created, I wonder if General Lejin will dare to accept the move?" After Yuan Yun said this, he began to appreciate his happy expression with interest, only to see that the other party was frightened for a while, and there was a trace of greed for a while, which was very exciting.

In the end, Le Jin still sighed and said: "Forget it, the title of the first fierce man in the army is still for Yuan Hou to wear, if you get a musket to compete with me, it is estimated that I will not be close, and I will be blown into slag by you, I don't want to be the second Cao Chun." ”

After saying this, Le Jin had already stood up, then arched his hand, and said: "Today, I rescued the gunpowder army, and I also got the 100,000 gunpowder shells sent by Luoyang, the friendship between us should have greatly increased, I wonder if Yuan Hou will consider selling us some artillery as well?" ”

Yuan Yun sighed and said: "I also want to, an artillery cannon will collect 100,000 yuan for you, I will definitely raise my hands and feet in favor, but Cao Sikong has issued a strict order, artillery and other weapons are not allowed to leave the gunpowder army for half a step, and now I can sell gunpowder bullets to you, which is already a good preferential treatment, so ......"

When Le Jin heard this, he could only sigh, and then shook his head and said: "I know, I know, I really overstepped, and the lord hasn't ordered it yet, and it is indeed very inappropriate for me to say it to Yuan Hou in private like this." ”

After speaking, Le Jin gave up his hand again, and then said goodbye, and left Yuan Yun's flagship tank with a smile, at this time the tank had been parked on the periphery of the endless, and was being repaired by a group of Luoyang craftsmen.

While repairing, these craftsmen kept shaking their heads, and the overuse of gas engines caused many large parts to die, and they wanted to replace them but did not have large boom machines, so they could only stare dryly.

They didn't delay this matter, and immediately reported it to Yuan Yun, only to get a very unexpected news, that is, five tanks were dismantled on the spot, and then packed into parts and shipped back to Luoyang.

The soldiers of the Gunpowder Army were also very puzzled by Yuan Yun's thoughts, but Zhang Liao, Guo Jia, Xu You and others were very clear, because the main force led by Cao Cao had launched an offensive a few days ago, and as expected, Bandun was captured alive before he even had the idea of resisting.

Yuan Xi and Yuan Shang saw that the situation was not right, so they immediately chose to flee and fled to Liaodong with their subordinates.

In this form, the existence of the tank is no longer of any value, because there is no need to go out to sweep and attract the attention of the Karasuma people, these purposes have been achieved, so there is really no second way to choose except to dismantle and send them back to Luoyang.

Ten days later, Cao Cao's army finally returned to Wuzhi, and the returning warriors were full of excitement, and the crisis in northern Karasuma was completely lifted in the first battle, which was naturally an exciting thing.

Even more excited than the warriors are the clans of the four northern states, the threat of the Karasuma people has always been a lingering nightmare for these people, because no matter how many generations you have been in business, or how hard you have struggled, as long as the Karasuma people attack, it means that everything will be destroyed, these barbarians will never care if your surname is very noble, the butcher knife is always fair, whether it is a commoner or a nobleman, it is a treat.

The Northern Expedition was a complete success, which also made some people in the DPRK who were always behind Cao Cao's back, began to shrink gradually, they knew very well that now the general trend has been completely biased towards Cao Cao, whether it is the common people, or those clans, everyone has already recognized Cao Cao's great merits in their hearts.

The army decided to repair for half a month in the end, for this news, Yuan Yun felt very confused, it stands to reason that Cao Cao directly returned to Yecheng with the army, there is no need to toss like this, but he just did it, so no one can understand it.

Nowadays, the old and the young are walking in the barracks so leisurely, although there are many generals behind them, but they can only follow silently, no one dares to make a loud noise, there are naturally Guo Jia and Xu Chu in them.

Cao Cao suddenly stopped after walking out a few steps, and then asked loudly: "Yuan Hou has made incomparable military exploits this time, the old man really doesn't know how to reward you, so I thought about simply giving you a knighthood, you have been Xuanwei Hou for a long time, now it's okay to change, what kind of title do you want?" ”

"Champion Candidate!"

"Fuck off!"

Yuan Yun said Huo Quzhi's title without thinking about it, and then Cao Cao refused without hesitation, and the foul language he used was simply not negotiable.

When this dialogue was spoken, the generals behind him couldn't help but start laughing, which made Cao Cao a little embarrassed, just when he heard Yuan Yun say that he wanted the title of champion marquis, he himself burst into foul language without hesitation, and he really lost his demeanor.

It's just that this champion is no longer a title, but a spiritual symbol, symbolizing the self-improvement of the Han people, as well as the tenacious spirit of resistance to foreign races.

Yuan Yun saw that Cao Cao rejected it, but he still refused with a foul mouth, so he could only pout, and then sighed: "Since there is no champion Hou, then it is better to Xuanwei Hou, and it is smooth to shout, but Cao Sikong can you make up for the benefits of this title to me, the Hou Ye who has no food has really never heard of it." ”

Cao Cao was stunned and wondered: "You don't want to be made a duke or something?" ”

Yuan Yun pursed his lips again, and then replied affirmatively: "No, after the seal is sealed, there will definitely be more deadly things for me to do, right?" This time, I almost got into it, if I was a duke, I guess I wouldn't be able to sleep well day and night, Cao Sikong, look, my ass is ......"

Syllable!

Cao Cao couldn't help it, and then he kicked Yuan Yun's upturned ass still very unimpressively, and only regretted it after kicking, after all, Yuan Yun was no longer a child, and he had to maintain his majesty, which was really not cost-effective.

Yuan Yun was kicked out of the way by Cao Cao, and he could only start to rub his buttocks with a shout, but every time the foul mouth came to his mouth, he took it back for him, only listening to Guo Jia and the others nervously, if he scolded Cao Cao in person, it is estimated that no one will be able to save Yuan Yun's life.

Yuan Yun rubbed his buttocks enough, and immediately arched his hand, and said: "Cao Sikong, you always let me work hard in Luoyang honestly, it is now a critical moment for construction, and I am always restless if I don't stare at it." ”

Cao Cao frowned again, and then said unhappily: "You bastard boy, you just want to hide in Luoyang and wait for death, the old man recruited you to fight, you are afraid of wolves and tigers, think the old man can't see it?" ”

Yuan Yun immediately shook his head and said: "Cao Sikong doesn't know, now Luoyang is planning to cultivate the land, and the labor has been sent, this is a lot of people, these have to be planned, right?" In addition, firearms are becoming more and more important nowadays, and these also need to be built, right? And ......"

"Fuck off! I don't care about you! Xu Chu, hurry up and take this bastard boy away to the old man, Xuanwei Hou will Xuanwei Hou, Guo Jia, go back and count, give him the fief that Xuanwei Hou deserves, get out, get out of here! ”

Yuan Yun was kicked and his title was not promoted, which made Shi Shen very unhappy, so he asked directly on the way to respond: "Lord, you have made a great contribution this time, General Zhang Liao has been made a marquis, but you have nothing, and you got the fief that was originally yours, is this too much of a loss?" ”

Yuan Yun smiled, and then replied: "If Lao Tzu rises again, he will surpass Cao Ang Shizi, do you think this is a good thing?" Now that I'm pretending to be crazy and stupid, Cao Sikong doesn't know the reason, so he will naturally feel indebted, so our brothers in the Gunpowder Army this time will definitely get a rich reward, so wait and see. ”