Wei Wuji was first surprised, then stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he bowed to Wei Yi and said, "Please make it clear, sir." ”

Wei Yi smiled, pulled out the ancient sword hanging on the sword stand, only to hear a clear sound, he held the ancient sword with his right hand, and actually demonstrated the sword dance here.

Although this sword dance is not very rare in the world, the ingenuity of it is also amazing.

Wei Wuji was a little puzzled, but he was also like a gentleman, indifferent as water, he carefully observed it next to him, and when he saw the highlights, he couldn't help but applaud.

In the past, there was a beautiful woman Gongsun, and a sword dance moved in all directions. The spectators are depressed like mountains, and the heavens and the earth are low for a long time. Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, like a group of emperors and dragons. Come like thunder to restrain anger, and let it be like the river and sea condensing the light.

At the end of the dance, Wei Wuji praised: "I didn't expect Mr. to have this dancing skill again." ”

Wei Yi carefully stroked the lines of the sword, the light cyan sword body, the two edges were sharpened extremely sharp, the white edge could be seen when the sword body turned slightly, and the hilt of the sword was decorated with gold thread ancient jade, showing the luxurious nature.

"Can Childe understand this sword?" Wei Yi asked.

Wei Wuji was a little surprised, but he still spoke patiently: "According to legend, King Yue once asked Ou Yezi to practice swords, and there was a divine soldier, called Zhan Lu, this sword master once said that it was similar to the Zhan Lu sword, I don't know if it's true." “

Wei Yi's face remained unchanged, he carefully observed the ancient sword for a while, and said in a deep voice: "According to legend, the people who follow Zhan Lu Jian are all Xianjun, and it is rumored that Zhan Lu Jian has spirituality, only accompanies Xianjun, and the sword is in the country. If the king is incompetent, the sword will fly away and the kingdom will be defeated. Legend has it that after the defeat of the Yue Kingdom, the Zhan Lu sword was forced to be dedicated to the Wu State, and the Wu Wangfu was almost out of the way, and the Zhan Lu Sword disappeared and appeared next to the pillow of the King of Chu Zhao, and then the Chu State flourished. ”

Wei Wuji's face was full of joy when he heard this, didn't this sentence mean that he believed in Lingjun? Xinling Jun is still a virtuous name, famous all over the world, if he is not a virtuous gentleman, then who in the world dares to call him a virtuous gentleman.

"It's a pity that this one isn't the Zhan Lu Sword." Wei Yi sighed.

This sentence made Wei Wuji's face look unswerving. Indeed, you first praised how good and good the Zhan Lu sword was, but in the end you said that this sword was not the Zhan Lu sword, and you let his face be there, wouldn't it imply that he believed that Lingjun was not virtuous and did not deserve to have the famous sword of Zhan Lu.

Wei Yi didn't seem to observe Wei Wuji's face, and then said: "The Zhan Lu sword is black, it is said that it took more than a month to make this sword with extraterrestrial meteoric iron, and the sword body is natural and does not show its edge, so Zhan Lu is also called the sword of benevolence." However, this sword has a hidden edge, and the whole body is pale cyan, but it is not a famous sword of Zhan Lu, it should be a different kind. ”

"Why?" Mink Bo interjected.

"This sword should be a sword of Tai'a, too one, heaven and earth, this sword is sharp and blows hair, the edge can not be looked at directly, is it not as good as the monarch of heaven and earth, the world can only admire its look, but can not look directly at its edge, Tai'a is also known as the sword of might!" Wei Yi said.

Wei Wuji seemed to have something to gain, his face changed a little, and he smiled bitterly: "Please also ask Mr. to teach me." ”

Wei Yi groaned a few times, and said for a long time: "To see whether the monarch is virtuous or evil, just look at his behavior, and be angry for a word, tyrants, enjoy pleasure and don't know how to appease the people's livelihood, faint monarchs, don't argue about the court gentlemen and villains, good and evil, beautiful and ugly, and mediocre gentlemen!" Today, the king of Wei is good at favoring Longyangjun, taking his likes and dislikes as his own likes and dislikes, but he doesn't know that he takes the people's worries as his own joy or sorrow, and Longyangjun is more important than the people of Wei, so he is a mediocre king. At that time, Qi Huan was in charge of the four people, but in his later years, he favored the three of Xinyiya, Erection Diao, and Kaifang, and almost made a mess of government. Besides, the King of Wei is not a virtuous monarch, and An Ke is better than the Duke of Qi Huan. ”

Ji Diao, the lucky boy of Qi Huangong, in modern terms, is a homosexual. In order to facilitate access to the palace, Erection did not hesitate to go from the palace (castration). Qi Huan Gong is very loving and often takes him with him.

Easy teeth, proficient in cooking skills, but like to play with power. One day, Qi Huan summoned Yi Ya and asked, "Are you good at seasoning?" Yi Ya replied, "Yes." Qi Huan joked: "The widow has tasted the taste of birds, beasts, insects and fish, but he doesn't know what the taste of human flesh is?" "When it was time for lunch, Yi Ya offered a plate of steamed pork, which was very delicious. Huan Gong quickly ate it all and asked Yi Ya, "Why does the meat taste so fresh?" Yi Ya knelt down and said, "It's human flesh." Huan Gong was shocked and asked, "Where did you get it?" Yi Ya said: "The courtier was three years old, and the minister heard: 'Those who are loyal to the monarch do not have their own home'. The king has never tasted human flesh, so the minister kills his son to suit the king's mouth. Therefore, Qi Huan Gong believes that Yi Ya truly loves himself and pampers him.

Kai Fang, the eldest son of the monarch of Wei Guo at that time, saw that Qi was strong and prosperous, and volunteered to go to Qi to be a courtier of Qi Huan. Duke Qi Huan asked him: "You are the eldest son of the Qi State, and you are the prince of the country in order, why do you give up the dignity of facing the south and are willing to serve the widow in the north?" Kai Fang replied: "Ming Gong is a virtuous marquis in the world, and it is an honor to be able to hold the whip and stirrup on your left and right, and it is better than being a king." Huan Gong thought that Kaifang also loved him, so he made him a minister, and he was as favored as Ji Diao and Yi Ya.

As for Long Yangjun, this guy who is a gay man is really a model for gays.

King Wei and his favorite retainer Long Yangjun sat in the same boat to fish, and Long Yangjun cried after catching more than a dozen fish. The king of Wei said, "Is there anything you are not satisfied with?" Why didn't you tell me? Long Yangjun replied: "There is nothing unsatisfactory to me. The king of Wei said, "Then why do you shed tears? He replied, "I weep for the fish I caught." The king of Wei said, "What do you mean?" He replied, "I started catching fish and was glad; Later, when I caught a bigger fish, I just wanted to throw away the fish I had caught before. Now, with my ugly face, I have the opportunity to serve the king. My title was given the title of Longyang Jun, and in the imperial court, the ministers tended to me; On the way, people also made way for me. There are many beauties in the world, and knowing that I have been favored by the king, they will definitely pick up their clothes and run to the king. At that time, I will not be as good as them, and I will become the fish I caught in the first place, and I will also be thrown away, how can I not shed tears? King Wei said, "Xianqing is wrong! If you have this kind of thought, why didn't you tell me earlier! So he gave an order to the whole country, saying, "Whoever dares to say that there is a beautiful woman will be exterminated by the nine tribes." ”

Wei Wuji was silent, he had also persuaded his brother, but instead of persuading King Wei, these words made King Wei hate him more and more.

It's like a man and a woman in love, who can listen to the words of their parents? Although it is also a little crooked, how can it be possible to listen to the words of Ling Jun in such elegant matters as King Wei and Long Yangjun.