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Liu Wu didn't like his name, it was still too earthy, but even if it was such an earthy name, it was much better than his real name Liu Wulai. He prefers his other name, Ni Shizan, but unfortunately that is the name of his previous life.

That's right, Liu Wu remembered his name in his previous life, no, everything in his previous life. It is precisely because he remembers clearly that he has been in a state of madness to the verge of collapse from the age of one to ten years, and if he can complain to the underworld, he will definitely complain about Meng Po's dereliction of duty, it was she who mistakenly let him drink that bowl of fake and shoddy Meng Po soup products and let him go to reincarnation, causing the memory of that past life to linger in his mind for a long time. So much so that more than ten years later, everything in the previous life is still vivid.

Liu Wu has always concluded that this is the fault of his previous life being too handsome, because when Black and White Impermanence brought Ni Shizan to Da Nai He Bridge, Meng Po looked at his handsome face in surprise, obviously a little out of shape, when serving the soup, his eyes stayed on his face, and forgot to see if the soup in the bowl was genuine Meng Po soup, so that after drinking, the memory of the previous life was still clear, and the underworld did not have a relevant program to verify whether the memory of the previous life was cleared or not...... This painful experience shows that being too handsome is not necessarily a good thing.

The revolutionary martyr Ni Shizan died in an anti-drug encounter to save his comrades.

His sacrifice is actually a bit tragic, note that it is a tragedy, not a tragedy. Ni Shizan is a diligent and upright young man, which is rare in today's society, he concentrates the advantages of all good young people, tall, handsome, hot-blooded and smart, of course, is also very good, marksmanship and fighting, are the pacesetters in the team, but one does not matter, the other is a little tough, suffered a lot of losses, almost every action he is rushing to the front, but in the end, he is almost lagging behind, Liu Yuxuan, who entered the team later than him, is the head of the dead team, only responsible for the limelight and never touches the dangerous task, but because it is the second generation of officials, Every time the credit is his greatest, he was soon promoted to captain, he was very jealous of Ni Shizan's talent and prestige in the team, and he put on a small shoe or something for Ni Shizan at every turn.

Of course, Ni Shizan was very unhappy and asked to be transferred, but the above knew that he was the actual pillar of this team and refused to approve it, but it angered Liu Yuxuan, and he was even more happy to wear his little shoes. Ni Shizan's depression was not alleviated until a new female comrade-in-arms came to the team, Shanshan's beautiful figure was good, Ni Shizan fell in love with her at first sight, but Shanshan was always close to him, willing to joke with him, and perform tasks together, but never gave him a chance to develop further, and Ni Shizan's infatuation was difficult to change, and finally blocked the flying bullet for Shanshan.

After being shot, he felt that his body was light, floated up, and then saw another self lying in a pool of blood, he knew what was going on, he was very reluctant, black and white impermanence accompanied him to participate in the memorial service of Ni Shizan's revolutionary martyrs, and then persuaded him not to be sad, a good person like him will definitely arrange a good reincarnation in the next life. He also believed it, and he only made one request, asking him to go to see Shanshan again in the evening, because at the memorial service, she cried so much that he was both distressed and relieved.

However, this look made him completely collapse. That night, Shanshan at home did not cry, only laughed, she picked up Liu Yuxuan's body, happy for her life and the upcoming promotion, and said that she would reward Liu Yuxuan and make him happy tonight, and then she began to unbutton Liu Yuxuan...... Ni Shizan left in a collapse, because this goddess for whom he was willing to die made him want to cry without tears. How could she be so shameless, in order to be promoted, she was willing to become Liu Yuxuan's junior!

Therefore, he told Black and White Impermanence that he didn't want to be a good person in the next life, so he would be a second-generation official, and his parents would be at least at the level of county magistrate or above, so that he could be a bad man in the future, even if he was a bad man who ate soft rice...... Since a good man is tired of living, he can't die well, and sacrificing for others is only a joke, why should he be a good man again?

Black and white impermanence said that the information they got said that because he had been a good man for several lifetimes, he would be reincarnated into an official family according to his wishes, and men were certain, and as for whether they could be a bad man in the future, they couldn't decide. Because he will definitely have a wonderful life. Since it is a wonderful life, the outlook on life may change at any time.

Ni Shizan felt that this made sense, so she readily agreed.

However, when his soul attaches to a baby who has just fallen to the ground, the first words of the new mother surprise him: "It's over, it's another money-loser." ”

The three words "losing money and goods" really hit him hard, he himself obviously felt that he was reincarnated in a baby boy, and he was bitter in his heart at that time: Is it because I am dazzled? Oh my God, if that's the case, I might as well wash away the original memory, after all, I was a man in my previous life, and I was a rather macho man, let me become a woman, how can I accept it?

Then the midwife said solemnly: "What is the loss of money? Your thinking is not right, the times are different, men and women are the same. ”

This standard official words of comfort made the newborn baby cry wildly. In this year when the whole people do not pay attention to integrity, even black and white impermanence has failed to make an appointment.

Because he cried too violently, he alarmed all the people nearby, and later the historian called Liu Wu's crying when he was born "the king's wrath, a blockbuster", which is a later story.

After crying, he realized that he was actually a baby boy. As for why it is obviously a baby boy, it is still called a money-losing goods, and the new mother and father seem to dislike him very much, and keep shaking his head and sighing, and three days later, he didn't name him, just called him Xiaowu (because he is their fifth son), all of which made Liu Wu very confused.

Later, he figured out that it turned out that what he came to after he was reborn was not the era he was in, and it didn't even seem to be on the original earth, he first heard that this era was called the era of the Han Dynasty, and he thought that he had traveled to ancient times, but immediately found that it was wrong, because the people here were not wearing ancient costumes, but basically modern costumes, and the language people spoke was not a hero, ambitious, and well-conceived, but directly a modern language. Then it is unlikely to be the Earth World, because there has never been such a dynasty.

Originally, this was nothing, the vast universe, the big deal was that he became the alien as the original world called, but the problem is that the traditional concept in this world is that men are inferior to women, female women outside, male inside, the emperor of the Han Dynasty is a woman, and the people who work for the government are women...... Except for whether the child is born or the woman who gives birth, everything else is reversed.

For Liu Wu, a person who aspires to be a bad man in this life, such a situation is tantamount to a slap in the face, which directly leads to Liu Wu's life before the age of ten.

The only thing that can make Liu Wu a little relieved is that black and white impermanence did not lie to him, Liu Wu's mother Liu Xian is indeed a national civil servant, and her position is the county magistrate, which is far from Liu Wu's ideal position, but after all, she is also the head of a county, the number one, the real power is in hand, and she is in charge of the officials and people of a county, no matter whether Liu Wu's mother likes Liu Wu or not, Liu Wu can still feel the treatment of the second generation of officials. Liu Wu's mother didn't have a good confinement after giving birth to Liu Wu, and after a month of stuffiness at home, she went to work, you can say that this court is too button-on, but even if you don't lock the door, it won't be good for Liu Wu, anyway, she hasn't paid much attention to Liu Wu, and Liu Wu hasn't even eaten a mouthful of breast milk. However, Liu Wu was not lonely, and people in the family came to the door almost every day with all kinds of expensive gifts, which were not said to be for his mother, but for him. He couldn't eat his mother's milk, but his mother's subordinates volunteered to feed him, and he almost grew up eating hundreds of milk. Especially the two most powerful people under his mother, one Xu Liang and the other Wang En, simply regarded him as his own son, and brought him a lot of gifts every time, competing to hug him, kiss him, and breastfeed him.

Liu Wu is Liu Xian's fifth son, she is upset when she sees this bunch of sons, and would rather spend her time on official duties than face this pile of money-losing goods, Liu Wu was actually raised by Liu Wu's father. And Liu Wu's father was often scolded by his mother at every turn, and sometimes he was treated with domestic violence. But his father could only accept it, and only when he fed Liu Wu to eat, he sometimes inadvertently shed tears. And once he saw his mother appear, he would smile again, and look like a virtuous person who pretended to be happy with tears. made Liu Wu feel cold and distressed. There is no way, who let Liu Wu give birth to four children before his mother was a boy, in the environment at that time, this can only be the responsibility of men, and men, as seeders, are of course responsible for giving birth to boys and girls.

Liu Wu's heart was completely cold, and sometimes he was so negative that he wanted to commit suicide. finally became the second generation of officials, but in such an upside-down society, who said that God would compensate well-wishers? If there is no memory of his previous life, everything is fine, but the memory of his previous life makes him suffer here......

Liu Wu's father's treatment finally improved after Liu Wu's sister was born, and Liu Xian was so happy that he was going crazy. In order to celebrate that there is someone in the family who can inherit the ancestry, Liu Xian also held a full moon banquet for his sister. It was only at this time that Liu Xian began to choose names for them. However, for their boys, there is no difference between taking and not taking, his eldest brother was originally called the eldest and named Liu Da, and then came down in turn, the second brother was originally called Xiao Er, now Liu Er, the third brother is the third son, now called Liu San, the fourth brother Ah Si, now called Liu Si, as for the original little five sons, directly called Liu Wu, as for their sister, they don't know what to say, his mother gave her three names, surnamed Liu Mingxin, the word Xuanfei, and the milk name Ah Fei.

Therefore, Liu Wu's name is actually Liu Wu, and as for changing his name to Liu Wu, it is actually a later matter. Anyway, no matter which name it is, for Liu Wu, it is just as vulgar, in his previous life, people are very good at choosing names, his classmates, colleagues and friends, regardless of men and women, and whether they are beautiful, ugly, fat or thin, everyone's name can be directly accepted by romance novels, such as Zixuan, Zihan, Xinyi, Yuxuan, etc., and now he is actually given such a earthy name, how do you say he can accept it? When he was four years old, he once wanted to change his name to Liu Zixuan, but he was slapped by his parents several times and couldn't find the north, and then he gave up the idea of changing his name, but he was very sad.

Seeing Liu Wu's unhappy appearance, his father persuaded him that sooner or later a boy will be a member of someone else's family (Liu Wudi), and he can't be an official when he grows up, and the glory and wealth fall into the hands of the woman's family, so he can only marry a wife and a dog, so why care if the name is good or not, it's good to have a name. You brothers, just read a little more books, learn how to dress up, and be ready to marry a good woman in the future.

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