“MLGB！ Mingkong, you old chicken thief, you are clearly setting me up, and you will drive me out! On the winding mountain road of the Big Buddha Mountain, a bare-headed little monk muttered with a grumbling face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little monk looked like he was thirteen or fourteen years old, wearing a gray coarse cloth monk's robe, with a bulging bosom in his arms and not knowing what to hide, carrying a black cloth burden behind him, and carrying a shiny jujube stick in his hand.

As he walked, he beat the weeds on the side of the road with a stick: "Ask me where I'm from, I fucking said I'm from the Hades Palace, do you believe me?" ”

The little monk pursed his mouth, lowered his head, and said fiercely: "Ask me again, who am I?" Of course I am who I am! It can't be your uncle! ”

"Fucking ask me where I'm going? Of course I'm going to the West! Isn't it the supreme ideal of your monks to go to the Western Heavens? What the did I say wrong? Why the fuck do you have to make me pack up and leave! ”

"Isn't it just to watch me drink wine and eat meat, and you are greedy? It's a big deal for you to eat chicken legs! Or are you jealous that I don't have to learn Buddhist scriptures? Then you can also sleep until you wake up naturally! ”

"If you drive me away, you will let me go, and let me enter the world and realize the Tao! Enlighten your sister! I'm! After saying that, he hit the weeds a few more times.

The little monk held his breath and walked down the mountain without looking back, until he was at the foot of the mountain before turning his head to look at the top of the mountain.

There is a large stone Buddha on the top of the mountain, condescending, with a solemn face looking at the world.

The little monk put down the jujube stick in his hand, knelt down in the direction of the big Buddha on the top of the mountain, folded his hands, and looked extremely pious: "Buddha, my master has gone to your territory, you have to take good care of him!" ”

"Although he is a person, he is long-winded and confused, but he is the best person in the world, you have to cover him, don't let other monks bully him, the disciple will kowtow to you first!" After speaking, he kowtowed three times very seriously.

After the little monk kowtowed, he got up and wiped the dust on his head: "Buddha, look at it, I'm really knocking!" I'm not fooling you, I've never kowtowed like this since I came here, and today you are also stained with my master's light. We have to talk about it, my head is knocked, you have to be kind to my master! ”

After the little monk finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and thought about it: "In addition, Buddha, the disciple went down the mountain this time, the future is uncertain, the master said, 'The world is dangerous, and the human heart is unpredictable', your old man can bless me with a safe journey, all the best!" ”

"I don't ask for anything else, I won't talk about the fact that I can't meet the bad guys when I go down the mountain. I can drink two taels of wine every day, eat a roast chicken, and then pick up a big ingots every once in a while to ensure my basic life. ”

"Oh, yes, in the words of this era, it is to eat and wear without worry. Of course, there are no big ingots, even small ones, I am content, not greedy. Speaking of this, the little monk paused, pinched his chin and thought for a while.

"Then, if there is a white rich beauty, oh, that is, a rich lady who takes a fancy to me, and promises to marry me with their family's property, I can also accept it. Well, I have such a small wish, you must fulfill me! ”

After speaking, the little monk knelt on the ground and kowtowed three more times, got up and walked towards the Shifang Forest, which is connected to the outside world in the Big Buddha Mountain.

I don't know how long I walked, the little monk felt his stomach gurgling, and he looked up at the sky: "It's noon!" ”

He lowered his head and touched his stomach and said, "Belly, belly, you are at ease, you have to eat when the hour comes, you will sleep when you have eaten, and you will pull when you wake up, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to do anything." Hey, you'll be left with me in the future. ”

The little monk found a big stone on the side of the road and sat down, took out a oilcloth package from his arms, and smelled it: "It's so fragrant, pheasant, pheasant, touch me, you will be blessed with great life and great creation." If you enter my place of reincarnation, you will be able to ascend to the Western Elysium as soon as possible. ”

After that, he opened the oilcloth bag, took out a roasted pheasant, tore off a chicken leg, and ate it in a big gulp: "Amitabha, good, good, so fragrant, so fragrant!" ”

After eating half of the chicken, the little monk carefully wrapped the remaining half and put it into his arms.

Lying on the rock, looking at the blue sky, looking at the white clouds that change in a moment, looking at the birds flying with their wings, trying to search for memories.

But he couldn't connect those clips: "Hey, it's unlucky, it's been so many years, and I still can't remember it." ”

He remembered that in his previous life, he was by the bridge.

Meng Po held the folder in her hand and looked at the information on it.

"Luo Xuan, an actor and philanthropist, although he has a small flaw, he is still a good person. After drinking this bowl of soup, Sansheng will have nothing to do with it. Of course, there is someone who can't be forgotten, or a revenge that hasn't been avenged, but there will never be a chance again. ”

When Meng Po spoke, she specially accentuated the words "or, again".

Luo Xuan was in a hurry, he couldn't just forget it, wasn't it too unjust to die?

Luo Xuan: "Mother-in-law, I was wronged, I didn't commit suicide, I was thrown downstairs for someone to carry the black pot!" If I don't figure this out, I won't be able to see what I do. ”

Speaking of this, Luo Xuan's tears surged down like a flood that broke the embankment.

Meng Po rolled her eyes: "You are already dead, what else do you talk about, if you don't know your identity, you will almost be fooled." ”

"Luo Da Actor, don't act with me. Be smart! ”

Looking at Meng Po's eyes, his heart suddenly brightened up, and money can make ghosts grind.