With a roar of rage, the man who was tied up like a big dumpling was brought to the captain of the Hun cavalry.

"Torches! I'm going to see this guy who ate the gall of an ambitious leopard! The captain of the Hun cavalry roared, and immediately someone got on the torch.

"Phew!"

Before the captain of the Hun cavalry could see his face clearly, a mouthful of thick phlegm fell directly on his brow, followed his eyebrows, drooped on his eyes, and pulled a long, long string.

"You Huns are dogs, and the man has a three-foot sword at his waist, and he has killed all the dogs in the world!" Although the man was tied, his mouth was not soft at all, and he was very imposing!

"Choke!" The captain of the Hun cavalry wiped the thick phlegm off his face, drew his scimitar and was about to cut off the man's head.

But by the light of the torches, I saw that there was no fear on the man's face, and even a hint of relief in his clear eyes.

The captain of the Hun cavalry put away his scimitar and sneered: "Aren't you just asking for a quick death?" I don't depend on you. I'm going to torture you half to death, and then I'll show you how I ravage these big. ”

The man's face is quite handsome, especially a pair of eyes with clear ** people, such eyes to seduce a woman, it must be a secret soul.

"If Lao Tzu's legs are intact, how can he be caught by you dogs! It was raised by your father, so give Lao Tzu a happy one. The man shouted.

"I've long heard that there is a light skill among you Han people, and it seems that your kung fu is on these two legs. Haha, wait a minute, we'll finish ravaging those, chop off your legs first, and let you see your best thing. The captain of the Hun cavalry smiled cruelly.

Seeing that the benefits could not be left behind, the man was relieved in his heart, but his eyes looked playful, and he said with a smile: "What is the kung fu of two legs?" Lao Tzu's best kung fu is on the third leg! ”

"Third leg?" The Hun captain was stunned.

"Yes! Lao Tzu's golden gun practiced since he was a child does not fall into the magic skill. Ever since the people in my family were killed by your bunch of dogs, Lao Tzu has come to the prairie. If you scourge the women of my big man, Lao Tzu will you women of the grassland! The man laughed.

His voice was so loud that the entire grassland was empty, and it was even heard far away.

"You prairie women, strong and resistant! The most interesting thing is that you fools, nomadic and warring outside every day, but you don't know that your own women are hungry and thirsty like wolves at home. Lao Tzu happened to come over to satisfy them. Every day, there will be fresh Hun women yelling at Lao Tzu! Cool, Lao Tzu's third leg is indispensable, and he should be a marquis! The man didn't care about the Huns, and slapped him in the mouth, and scolded him in one breath.

"Hun ×fools, do you want to hear what kind of customs these little kings' daughters-in-law are in Monan? King Hutu's little wife is like a flower, more than ten years younger than King Hugh Tu, and there is a birthmark in the shape of a plum blossom on her buttocks. I picked up the obedience, let me do whatever I wanted. The wife of the Aries King has been overturned by Lao Tzu, and there is also the ...... of the King of Lou Fu, by the way, and King Zuoxian, you are under the command of King Zuoxian, right? I have played with the women of your Zuo Xian King the most, and I have played with all his wives. Haha, although your Hun women are not as gentle and caring as my Han, it is still quite refreshing to use me as a temporary tool to extinguish the fire! Originally, I wanted to go north, but I didn't expect to be stopped by you, it's a pity! The man said a lot, all of them were famous princes under Mo Nan Shan Yuting.

When the captain of the Hun cavalry heard what he said, he became more and more frightened. I don't know if this kid is blowing nonsense. What kind of golden gun does not fall into the magic skill, can sleep all the prince's women.

While he was thinking nonsense, the man began to say again: "I passed through a tribe, either to seduce or to force in the middle of the night. It is always necessary to go through all the women of this tribe. In order to take revenge on you dogs, let you plague my big woman. ”

"As long as Lao Tzu does not die, Lao Tzu will teach many apprentices to go to your Huns to steal people. Play with your women. Haha-" At this point, he was already a little crazy.

"Strong man, well done!" Among the Han women, someone suddenly shouted loudly.

"Well done, beautiful!" All the women began to praise the men.

In normal times, such a person would be called a thief. But at this moment, this group of big Han women felt that this lewd thief was so cute and respectable.

Seeing all the women cheering for him, the man showed a pleased smile on his face and said, "Rest assured, sisters and sisters, none of our Han women, I have never harmed any of them!" ”

"You are good, if you don't die, I am willing to give you a child." A woman shouted.

"I'm willing to give you a baby, too."

For a while, the Hun soldiers were a little confused. This group of Han people should be trembling and uneasy with fear, why can't they even be sure of life or death at this moment, and they began to study the problem of children.

"Sisters and sisters, if I don't die, I will continue to go north, my great goal is to sleep with Shan Yu's Yan clan!" The man shouted.

"Come on!"

It is estimated that it is the first time in history that there are lewd thieves who want to sleep with women, and there are a large number of women who will cheer them on.

"Gagged him and cut off his tongue!" The captain of the Hun cavalry originally wanted to leave the man behind and ask about the magic of the golden gun.

Their group of men who live on horseback all year round suffer from the wind and cold, premature ejaculation at the lightest, and impotence at the worst. If there is really a golden gun, it will solve their problem.

But at this time, when he heard that the man's great target was to sleep with Shan Yu's Yan family, he categorically did not dare to keep the man. What's more, this man said that he slept with many princesses, and even the birthmark was clear, which seemed to be true. This person can't stay.

Someone has already come to cut out the man's tongue.

The man took advantage of the fact that his tongue did not fall off, and still shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu goes north, not only to sleep with Shan Yu's Yan family, but also to get pregnant with her, let her give birth to Lao Tzu, and rule over your group of dogs." I'm going to sleep with all the women—"

He scolded hoarsely, but he couldn't resist the Huns after all.

A punch landed on his cheeks, his mouth had been forcibly opened, and his tongue was pulled out stiffly.

A Hun soldier held a small knife in his hand and pressed it directly on his tongue, as long as he went back, he could cut his tongue.

But at this moment, a ringing arrow suddenly broke through the air.

The Hun soldier's head was directly poured into the arrow, and his body lost its balance and fell backwards.

The knife only cut a small cut on the man's tongue, but it did not fall off.

"Haha, I'll just say, my tongue hasn't licked Shan Yu's Yan yet, how could it fall off." The man laughed wildly.

The sound of breaking the air around them sounded, and a large number of Hun soldiers fell almost instantly.

"Climb down, climb down!" Almost as soon as the man shouted, the war-torn border people were already lying on the ground, dodging the fire of their bows and crossbows.