Chapter 280: Fooling a Bunch of Famous Prostitutes!
"Lord Wang, please drink tea!" Suddenly, a gust of incense blew closer, and Zhu Zilong, who was reading the account book, looked up, and originally thought it was Shangguan Shishi, but it was Pan Jinlian who didn't come to chance.
I was subconsciously stunned, and then I remembered that last month, because of my cranky thoughts, I learned that I had agreed with her. Pan Jinlian had broken up with Wu Dalang peacefully, and then she was sent to work at the newspaper.
It's just that he's been busy lately, so he forgot about it, and of course he also has the idea of deliberately not approaching first, in order to block the tongue of some outsiders.
Zhu Zilong swept the room, and there were no outsiders. Originally, I didn't want to pretend to be serious, but my facial expression became gentle, and I said softly to Pan Jinlian: "Jinlian, are you still used to living in the newspaper?" ”
Pan Jinlian's eyes showed a look of excitement and sadness, and she said in a low voice: "The slave family is quite accustomed to life, Lord Wang, you must be very disappointed, right?" ”
Zhu Zilong was puzzled in his heart and said, "Why did Jin Lian say this? ”
Pan Jinlian's lips were tightly closed, and she said after a long time: "The prince placed me here, and I tried my best to be the deputy editor-in-chief, but I don't know anything about this newspaper at all, and outsiders say that the slave family is useless, and he is incompetent and has a relationship to dominate the position......"
After saying this, Pan Jinlian lowered her head, her shoulders trembled slightly, and she let out a faint sob. Zhu Zilong frowned, but then he untied it, hurriedly walked to her side, and comforted: "Don't worry about them, if anyone has more tongues, I will give you the right to appoint and dismiss personnel." As you know, according to our plan, I won't have much contact with you for the time being, but I always have you in my heart. ”
"Just wait for this limelight to pass, this king will definitely take you as an outer room first, just like marrying Shangguan Shishi and Li Bei'er. When the prestige of this king is in the sky, he will officially accept you as a side concubine. ”
Hearing Zhu Zilong's words, Pan Jinlian was very excited, her lips trembled slightly, and she said in a low voice: "Lord Wang......"
Just as he was about to say something, there was a sound of footsteps outside the room, and a man and a woman immediately wiped their faces and restored their expressions to a working relationship between superiors and subordinates.
When I saw the people clearly, I realized that it was not one person, but a group of people.
The expression on the face of the Shangguan Shishi who led the team was full of helplessness. Behind are Su Xiaoqing, Xie Suqiu, Hua Xiangrong, Li Shishi and other famous prostitutes, as well as some equally stunning women whose names Zhu Zilong can't name.
Shangguan Shishi hurriedly stepped forward to introduce Zhu Zilong, saying that these people are all frequent customers of the newspaper, and now they are also part-time editors of the newspaper. Not only that, Shangguan Shishi was a little embarrassed, and came over to Zhu Zilong and said, "Erlang, it's all the slave's fault." That night, I drank with my sisters and admired the moon, and I was drunk for a while, and I leaked out that you were Zhu Sihai, although I denied it afterwards, but the sisters were still skeptical. Today, when I saw you coming, I was curious! ”
Depend on! Pit husband, Zhu Zilong was stunned at this moment.
It is said that it is difficult for women to keep secrets, and the ancients did not deceive me. Zhu Zilong was immediately a little nervous, but then he thought about it, Lao Tzu was nervous. It's been a long time, and I haven't heard any rumors from the outside world, and it seems that this news is still popular in the small circle of famous prostitutes who are part-time editors.
They're smart women, too!
Just as Zhu Zilong was thinking, Hua Xiangrong took the lead and said, "Welcome Mr. Sihai, Mr. Wanfu!" ”
Hua Xiangrong has a naturally good voice, and when he speaks, the yellow oriole sings in the green valley, which makes people feel uplifted. However, now it is a temptation, but Zhu Zilong pretended to be stupid and stunned, retreated in a panic, and shook his head again and again, indicating that he did not understand.
"Please don't be humble, but whenever Zhu Sihai appears, the prince will definitely not be there. The carriage currency that came and went to the newspaper office, as well as the Hong Kong Economic Journal, we have been working part-time here for more than half a year. There is even a flower that wants to be a sister, and she redeems herself to stay in the newspaper office, and she has never found Zhu Sihai's contact letter with the newspaper. Combined with Shangguan's sister's drunken gaffe that day, the so-called green mountains are always there, and the sunset is just around the corner. Mr. treats me for a long time, and the text teaches me not to be slow in the future, and I must live well. Today I am here to give thanks! Master Li also stepped forward and said.
The corners of Zhu Zilong's mouth couldn't help twitching, usually in addition to Dream of Red Mansions, he would also publish some articles in the newspaper to persuade people to be positive and kind, and maintain confidence, but I didn't expect these famous prostitutes to be so powerful.
At this time, the other famous prostitutes behind them actually had their own arms and felt a lot. Tears flowed down his face and wet Ropa. All of you here are young women, and they are all infected. Three women are a play, so many female scholars, Zhu Zilong is really afraid that when they suddenly think crookedly, they will spread something everywhere!
At this moment, a thought in Zhu Zilong's mind turned in his mind for a long time, and he finally accepted his fate.
opened his mouth at the moment and said: "It's not that you cherish your body, and it is inevitable that the pretense will come true." once whipped a famous horse because of drunkenness, for fear of tiring the beauty. The southeast day of the catastrophe is evil, the rooster cries the wind and rain and the sea blows dust, the sad song and cries in the end, and the scribes have said that Mintai. It's not the coquettishness of the four seas, but there is a hidden secret in it, and I ask you sisters to continue to keep it a secret for Xiao Wang! ”
The poems that came out of his mouth, Zhu Zilong quoted the poems in the prose of "Spring Day in Diaoyutai" in 1931. It's just that the last two sentences have been modified!
Next, Zhu Zilong's brain was opened, and he made a turn of genius about why he wanted to make up as Zhu Sihai.
"Actually, what Xiao Wang said in front of the official family, he really didn't say nonsense, Xiao Wang really saw the fairy in a dream......" Zhu Zilong smiled bitterly, causing the girls to be surprised.
"What happened is actually like this, and there are some differences from what the officials said...... The dream fairy took me to a strange place, where a bird made of iron could fly into the sky, called an airplane. Ships made of iron can travel on the sea and are called steamships. A carriage made of iron can be driven without a horse. ”
Zhu Zilong also knew that it was impossible for the people of the Song Dynasty to go to the modern 21st century, so he simply and neatly said that modern society was a fairy world, and then began to make up stories on this basis.
After finishing speaking, he was still in the courtyard in public and retired from the people. With a wave of his hand, the van drawn from the lottery in the main god space appeared on the grass out of thin air.
"God...... Fetish? The women were all shocked.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zilong took out his mobile phone and put on a few modern pop songs, which suddenly made the girls really surprise Zhu Zilong.
All of them widened their eyes, and the things that appeared in front of them were indeed clear that only the legendary gods and gods could explain. It seems that what Zhu Zilong just said, in a hundred years in a dream, only one day has passed in the world, in the divine realm, he crossed into a talent, the prodigal son turned back, and learned countless wonderful methods, which is really credible.
Otherwise, Zhao Ta, who everyone originally thought was a scumbag, suddenly transformed into a masterpiece, and everything he did was amazing. There is no way to explain it without a suitable reason.
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