Chapter 30 The bayonet recognizes the master, and Li Er blackmails!

"Well, where's that? Oh yes, karma, karma, have you figured it out, what do you want? Li Yi walked up to the little brother and asked with a smile, like a weasel luring it to food. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"We want to fan..."Li Yexu fell in love with that fan just now, with this fan, he can boast about it in the future, hum! When the time comes, take a fan and fan it in front of Changsun Chong, see if he is still arrogant! But before he finished speaking, he was gagged by Li Yesi.

"That, big brother, give me some time, we have to discuss!" After Li Yesi finished speaking, he pulled Li Yexu to the side.

"Brother, why are you dragging me! Don't you want a fan? Li Yexu looked confused, and he obviously didn't see the key to the matter!

"You're stupid! Let me tell you, our big brother seems to be loyal, but in fact he has a bad stomach, you think, he just said that he made a total of seven fans, but now there are only two left, obviously the others have been given away, do you think such a good fan he will not leave a fan for himself, since he took out the fan for himself, it means that the gift he gave us is more important than the fan, so he will say, "there is giveness and gain". "Li Yesi usually looks a little steady, to put it bluntly, he is an honest man, but there are very few honest people who don't see their hearts, and if honest people play with their hearts, ordinary people are not opponents.

"That's right! Big brother, no, it's the second brother. What the second brother said makes sense, the eldest brother is too treacherous and almost fell for him. Li Yexu suddenly realized and patted his head in annoyance.

Li Yi listened to it from the side, and he really wanted to give these two little brothers a few chestnuts. "Well, if you two don't discuss it, please go farther away, it's a bit close, I can hear it!" Li Yi glanced at each other, turned around, and couldn't see it.

"Hahaha! O pharmacist! Your two little grandsons are human spirits, and it is not easy to have such a meticulous analytical ability at a young age! "Li is three points jealous, seven points envious, how did people give birth to their descendants, one is a pervert, one is a spirit, and the other one is not easy to get along with, look at my family, alas! Don't mention it!

"Your Majesty praises it, they are still too young, and they still need more education!" Li Jing smiled modestly, in front of Li Er, Li Jing has always been based on the principle of not asking questions and not arguing, so he can live so long.

"Big brother, we've figured it out!" The two of them walked over with blushing faces, after all, they were exposed just now, they were still too small, and the thickness of their faces was still a little worse than Li Yi.

"Say it! What do you want? Li Yi turned around, this time his face was expressionless, saving himself from being called treacherous.

"Since the eldest brother has carefully prepared gifts for us, how can we live up to the eldest brother's wishes, we want the gifts from the eldest brother!" Li Yesi said with a loyal face.

"Got it figured? Don't change? ”

"Figured it out! Don't change it! ”

Li Yi rolled his eyes, took the purple box that was put aside, and handed it to the two of them. "The eyes of the heart have made you both grow, take it! I hope you don't insult them! ”

The two of them couldn't wait to open the box, only to see two strange "short swords" lying quietly inside, emitting a black light from time to time, as if they could devour everything in the world. One of the two took out the bayonet and showed it to everyone.

Li Er and Li Jing were instantly fascinated when they saw this weapon, they were both characters who had killed people and drank blood, and they could see the extraordinary nature of this thing at a glance.

"Stinky boy, what's this?" Li Er asked in disbelief.

"Oh, this is a weapon I invented three years ago, I call him a bayonet. At that time, I just thought it was fun, so I asked the master to help me build one, but I didn't expect the master to use meteorite to build three at a time, at first I thought it was a waste, but I didn't expect him to save my life later! When Li Yi said this, cold sweat broke out on his back, the situation at that time was really dangerous, and he was still scared when he thought about it now.

"Huh? And what's going on? Tell me about it! Li Er smiled with interest, and everyone in the Li family also paid attention, obviously not knowing that Li Yi still had this experience.

"Actually, it's nothing, you all know the thing, that is, when Li Zihao's case was solved in Luoyang, Li Zihao was so mad that he used his father as a bait and threw a dagger at Li Tingshi, I didn't think much about it and threw the sword out to save Li Tingshi, I didn't expect Li Zihao's real target was Dai Chunlin, he killed Dai Chunlin instantly and then went straight to me, because I didn't have a sword in my hand, I was almost succeeded by him, fortunately I remembered the bayonet at the critical moment, so I pulled out the bayonet hidden in my leg, and inserted it into his stomach behind his back, killing him!"

"Brutes, just brutes! Kindness? No, you just stuck it in his stomach and killed him so quickly. Li Er deserves to be Li Er, and he found the problem in a blink of an eye.

"This is the credit of the bayonet, after this incident I paid attention to the bayonet, carefully studied, only to find that the bayonet is extraordinary, after the bayonet pierced into the human body, the wound pierced by the three-edged spear is generally a square hole, and the sides of the wound can not be squeezed against each other to achieve a certain hemostasis and healing effect. The length of an adult's fingers can kill an adversary instantly, and the thorn can be pulled out effortlessly in a body cavity that eliminates negative pressure. Therefore, for individual combat, the bayonet is definitely the king of soldiers, especially these three bayonets made of extraterrestrial meteorite, which are peerless and strong. After Li Yi finished speaking, he wiped his sweat without a trace, and he was talking serious nonsense, which was not ordinarily difficult.

When the two children heard that they were so powerful this time, they immediately hugged them tightly in their arms as if they had obtained a treasure.

Li Er's eyes lit up, as a military strategist, he knew too well the extraordinaryness of this new type of weapon. "Virtuous nephew! You see? ”

Li Yi knew it was going to be bad as soon as he heard it! "Your Majesty, you don't want my bayonet, do you!"

"Say what? This is a symbol of your three brothers, how could I want it, and it's not that I don't have an extraterrestrial meteorite, but I need a sample to build him, so I want to borrow my nephew's bayonet for a few days, what do you think? Li Er rubbed his hands, his old face was rarely red, like a child asking for something, even Li Er's cheekiness couldn't bear it, it seemed that Li Er was fighting for this bayonet.

"Your Majesty, it's really not that the little nephew doesn't give it, it's not that you don't know the virtues of those people, who can make Li Zihao so crazy, obviously they are all a bunch of crazy people, so the minister needs to defend himself with weapons!" Li Yi smiled bitterly, I can't wait to give myself a mouthful, you said that you have nothing to do to show off, and now that you are being targeted, you may be besieged at any time.

"Yes! You have a point, huh! These brutes dare to be so arrogant, virtuous nephew, how is your plan written! Li Er's eyes breathed fire, obviously these scum had already touched Li Er's ass.

"Your Majesty, my little nephew has been busy since last night, how can I have time to write!"

"Yes! In such a short period of time, it is indeed a little difficult for you, but time waits for no one, I will see tomorrow, can you do it! Li Er straightened his posture and looked serious, this is already equivalent to playing political affairs correctly, but Li Yi is not an official.

Li Yi gritted his teeth, and knew that this matter could not be delayed, it was just a matter of not sleeping all night, it was no big deal. "Your Majesty, tomorrow at noon, the plan will be delivered on time!"

"Good! I like your decisive character, although people are a little out of the four, but still very reliable! ”

"You're praising me this time?"

"Haha! Go for yourself! This is a token that allows free access to the palace. Li Er smiled arrogantly, gave Li Yi a back, and finally pulled back a game in front of this kid. Then he walked in front of Li Yexu: "Ye Xu's virtuous nephew!" ”

"Your Majesty, the little nephew is here!" Li Yexu obviously didn't expect to be questioned by Li Er, and his little face turned red with excitement.

"Ahem! Can you borrow your bayonet for a few days, and I ask your eldest brother to make you a folding fan? Li Er was like an old fox, looking at Li Yexu slyly, Li Yi was just about to speak, but was blocked by Li Er's look.

Li Yexu was obviously still excited, plus when he heard that there was a folding fan, his mind was hot, and he gave the bayonet to Li Er without thinking about it, Li Er took the bayonet, glanced at Li Yi proudly, tilted his head, took the overlord step, and left with a big laugh.

Li Yi was dumbfounded, turned around, pointed at Li Yexu and scolded: "You are a loser, you were fooled by others like this?" What a great opportunity for blackmail, you missed it like this, and I don't have a bayonet, I'm really angry! ”

Li Yexu said with a face full of grievances: "He is Your Majesty, can I not give it?" ”

"You won't ask him for benefits, anyway, you're a child, don't you know what Tong Yan Wuji is?"

"Didn't he promise me a folding fan?" Li Ye was self-defeating.

Li Yi slapped his head and was completely defeated by Li Yexu. "Grandpa, grandmother, uncle, aunt, I'll go write the plan first!"

Li Jing's face tightened. "Go ahead! Write carefully, you can't afford to go wrong. ”

"Grandpa, don't worry, heir, take me to my small courtyard." Li Yesi agreed and walked away with Li Yi.

After Li Yi left, Li Dejian finally couldn't help it, and dragged Li Yexu to beat him violently... Buttocks. "Why are you so stupid, isn't that fan also your eldest brother's? Ah, you missed such a great opportunity! ”

When Li Yexu heard this, he also realized that he had been deceived, so he asked weakly. "Can I get my bayonet back?"

"Ahem, karma, don't listen to your father and your eldest brother, your eldest brother can be like His Majesty, but you can't, you did the right thing, rest assured, Your Majesty will not be greedy for your bayonet." Li Jing really couldn't stand it on the side, what kind of people are these, the old ones are not old, and the small ones are not small.

"Then why can't I do it, big brother?"

"Hehe, this is your eldest brother's cleverness! This kid and Cheng Zhijie have the same temperament, and they are both foxes. Li Jing's eyes lit up, and he sighed, and when he saw the confusion in Li Yexu's eyes, he smiled slightly, "Don't think about it, you will understand later." ”

The red-haired girl on the side has been silent since the emperor came, because she is a female dependant after all, so she has been silent until now. "Shui Rou, go and prepare something to eat for Yi'er! I think he was hungry just now! ”

"Yes! The daughter-in-law will go. Cui Shi said yes and left.

"Grandpa, what about my folding fan?" Li Yexu was still a little unwilling, and seeing that the atmosphere was not so solemn, he asked again.

"Little bunny, I told you to fold the fan, don't run, come and see if I don't beat your ass, little bunny!"

"I don't! Hum! You can't catch up with me! ”

Li Jing and the Red Whisk Girl sat in place and quietly sipped tea, and by the way, they took a look at this father-son chase battle!