Chapter 5: The Dead Eunuch (Ask for Collection Recommendation!) )

There were many people kneeling next to the river, but Taijia recognized Xingfu at a glance. It's not how deep the bond between the two of them is, it's just that Xingfu's natural dark skin is very conspicuous.

And there was a child next to Xingfu, which made Taijia's eyes flash, and the stinky boy was also here!

"Don't cry! This...... No matter how much you cry, your grandmother won't be able to come back! ”

"Woo-woo-you go away!"

As soon as he passed, Taijia heard the two arguing. The little boy's name is poor Jian, this name makes Taijia's eyes really shine, because he is poor, so he must be strong?

However, Taijia didn't have time to complain about his name, so he couldn't help but complain about this guy's way of comforting. This kid likes apricot husbands, so he often follows behind him; It was also expected that he would come forward to comfort Xingfu this time. But this emotional intelligence ...... Sao Nian, in the future, you are determined to be alone!

Seeing that he couldn't be persuaded by a word, Poor Jian was anxious, and said again: "You are too scared!" No one else cries like you, it's so ugly for people to see! ”

"It's another wrong demonstration...... "Taijia held his forehead and was powerless to complain, although he knew that Poor Jian's intentions were good, but he was really not suitable for talking to girls.

"Go away, go away!"

Xingfu cried and pushed Poor Jian away, the latter still felt good about himself, and he didn't know where to anger Xingfu, so he scratched his head helplessly. ran into Thai Jia and said, "Thai Jia, what are you doing?" ”

Do what? Give you the right example!

Taijia endured it and didn't say anything, but said perfunctorily: "I'm here to comfort Xingfu." ”

"I advise you not to go, she is crying and scolding now, she will definitely not listen to your advice, I have been driven away by her!"

Taijia smiled: "I have my own measure! ”

Without waiting for Poor Jian to leave, Taijia walked behind Xingfu, who seemed to feel his breathing, stopped crying, and turned his head to look at him in a daze.

Comfort the girl, Taijia really doesn't know what to do, if he knows that he doesn't have to be single all the time in his last life. However, he at least knows some sentences that can't be spoken, and it shouldn't be a problem to comfort a little furry child.

"How painful is it for Minjiang to cry...... Did you hear that? He looked into the distance, and his voice was mature, not at all as immature as it had been.

When Xingfu heard this, he didn't have time to think about it and asked, "Jiang Shui...... Is it crying? ”

Taijia began to run the car with his mouth full: "Of course you're crying, because you're crying too......"

"Why, why ......?" Apricot had completely stopped crying.

Knowing that the people of the tribe were convinced of the so-called nature, he said, "Your mother is stuck in the water and returns to nature, but she sees you crying for her, of course she will cry!" ”

"Uh......h I don't cry! I don't want my mother to cry! ”

Actually believed? To be honest, Thai armor goosebumps are up, this is too middle-of-the-second.

Xingfu finally put away his tears, his eyes were red, but he couldn't laugh. Thaika didn't dare to force her to do anything, and gently stroked his head, smoothing out her hair.

"Hmm...... I don't cry! Taijia soothed slightly, and Xingfu finally showed a determined look.

Poor Jian, who was not far away, was directly stunned, and hurriedly came up and asked, "Taijia, ...... you What method did you use, why didn't she cry when she was apricot husband? ”

"Because I have a spell!" Taijia smiled mysteriously, after all, a seasoned stunned young man and a new stunned young man talk about how to comfort girls? I'm afraid I'm losing my mind!

Poor Jian scratched his head in a daze, and he couldn't believe it. And Xingfu had already stood up, patted the dust on his knees, and forced a smile: "I won't let my aunt cry!" I'm not going to cry! ”

"What's going on? The Wu people here are all ordinary people! The people of this temple came from afar, and there was no big guard of honor, so how could they let this common people dirty the eyes of the people of this temple! ”

An arrogant and shrill voice suddenly broke the sadness here, and it turned out to be a small boat slowly coming from downstream. In fact, in the eyes of everyone, this ship is not small, and it can even be said to be luxurious! But in the eyes of the Thai family...... This Nima is better than some fishing boats!

Because the so-called boats in the tribe are all canoes, it is rare to see boats in the true sense of the word.

The man kept complaining, and the entourage who followed on the side was also kind and reassuring, saying that the people in the mountains and wild farts don't know the etiquette, and the people of the temple are much more noble than these ordinary people, where do you need to know more with them?

After a burst of praise, the man finally laughed.

"Temple people...... It turned out to be a dead eunuch! "Taijia hates these arrogant eunuchs very much, and secretly scolds in his heart, this kind of person belongs to the lord of disaster to the country and the people at first glance!

The people of that temple were fat, short, and ugly, and wore silk and satin, and seemed to be rich, but they seemed to be unpleasant. But he didn't know what skills he had, but he could do such an official position as a temple person? You must know that this is equivalent to the eunuch boss and the head of the court! It's just that after arriving, he became an ordinary eunuch.

The dead eunuch slowly walked off the boat, and met the overwhelmed apricot husband, and the attendants on the side hurriedly repelled her. Where has Xingfu ever seen such a situation? At a loss, she circled in place, but fortunately, the Thai armor took action to pull her away, so as not to cause chaos.

But the dead eunuch didn't seem to think so, seeing her red eyes, thinking that she dared to cry as a guard of honor! That's a big disrespect to yourself! What's more, a fart people actually dare to face themselves, what! That! Can! Anger!

"You ......"

Seeing this, the entourage hurriedly stopped: "My lord, control your anger, control your anger......"

The eunuch waved his hand and endured this breath. But I didn't want Xingfu to be frightened by the finger just now, and the tears that had just stopped flowed down again, and I cried loudly.

The temple man was furious, stretched out the orchid and pointed out: "Okay! The people of this temple have come here thousands of miles away, and there is no good guard of honor, you ragged girl dare to cry me! Hey! Do you want me to die soon? Come on, take it for me! ”

So arrogant?

Before Taijia could react, this guy was actually looking for trouble by himself! Now Taijia can't bear it, he doesn't bother to care what kind of officials these guys are, as long as you dare to come, don't look at your fat body, I will use the divine power I just got to beat you to the same and urine!

"Woo woo, big brother, he's so scary......"

Xingfu hurriedly hid behind Taijia, and she didn't know why, as if she was quite at ease here.

The entourage on the side hurriedly stopped: "Master Temple, after all, this is someone else's territory, it doesn't seem appropriate!" Besides, the enlightened king only sent us to read the edict, not ...... Don't cause trouble! ”

The dead eunuch's voice was high-pitched, but he roared like a little woman who had fallen out of favor: "Do you mean that the people of this temple have framed the good people and are doing wrong? ”

Isn't that right?

"The subordinates don't dare, they just hope that the people of the temple will take official affairs first!"

The dead eunuch naturally refused to give up so well, where could he have others to refute him? Pointing at Taijia and the apricot behind him, he said angrily: "Official? This Qiu Luo doesn't know the etiquette, but he let such a Diao people greet him, and he is angry with me! If this edict is not announced, I will go back to the capital to find the king, and I will participate in this impudent person until death! ”

The people around were all shocked, what is the origin of this person, he speaks so ugly, but he dares to call the name of the tribal patriarch to his face!

"Like, it seems to be the royal envoy from Shudu!"

"This ...... No wonder, get down on your knees! ”

"Please, the king's envoy, don't embarrass the patriarch! Spare my lives! ”

These commoners finally reacted, and the dead eunuch seemed to be an easy master, and instantly turned his anger into joy, and he felt it greatly, and said in a slightly slower tone: "Okay, these people are lost and have returned, and they are very good!" Just wait for the time to avoid waiting for you to die......" but pointed at the two Taijia with trembling fingers: "As for these rude people, kill them all!" ”

Taijia stands straight, he can kneel to those kings and riches, but he will never kneel a eunuch! There was a viciousness in the dead eunuch's eyes, as he could see the contempt in Taijia's eyes.

That was a contempt for his own identity, and he looked down on his status as a royal envoy! In this case, I can't help but be ruthless!

"Take him down for me! Grab it and torture it hard! ”

They all kicked their noses in the face, and they couldn't help but stop talking: "Huh! Those who follow me live, and those who oppose me die! What a righteous and awe-inspiring, selfless image of the imperial envoy of Dashu! ”

He stepped out of the crowd, his words cold, and the mockery leaped onto the page. The dead eunuch was so angry when he heard this, and all his anger at these common people fell on Taijia, and he scolded: "Where did you come from? Just a child, how dare you talk to the people of this temple like this! Believe it or not, I'll let you ...... Full, full of slashes! ”

The trilling of the male duck's throat is very funny, coupled with the fat fingers, like a female doll coquettish, Taijia almost laughed. This original eunuch is much more interesting than the one on TV!

He was not soft at all, straightened his waist, and continued to scold viciously: "The dignified king, you want to intimidate a child, you don't feel ashamed, I feel ashamed for you!" ”

Why does he hate eunuchs so much? Are there still fewer eunuchs in the past dynasties? There are even fewer people who can make contributions such as Cai Lun and Zheng He, and make others turn a blind eye to his shortcomings - it seems that hating eunuchs is the unspoken rule of literati in all dynasties.

What's more, isn't this kind of dead eunuch just used to make people annoying?

The dead eunuch was so angry that he shouted, "This ...... You, you sharp-toothed wild seed, come here, take him down for me, knock out all his teeth, and cut out his tongue for me, I see how arrogant he can be! ”

"Don't!"

"Wang Envoy, he's just a child, unintentional words, unintentional words!"

The people in the tribe hurriedly interceded with Taijia, and gave Taijia a look in return, telling him to run away quickly. But where is the Thai Liga willing to go? If this guy lets the soldiers and horses behind him do it, he just has a small test!

If you go down with a fist, you don't know if you will die.

The guards behind him looked at each other, as if wondering if they should make such a big deal against a child.

The dead eunuch didn't listen at all, and roared like a male duck courting, and said angrily: "What are you doing in a daze, do it for me!" ”

Well, their own masters have suffered such humiliation, and they can't care that this is someone else's territory. The six guards standing on the boat walked off the boat slowly, and it seemed that they were also doing evil with him on weekdays, and they were very lazy.

"Wild boy, do you dare to provoke the people of the temple and look for death?"

"It's a pity that it's a male baby, if it's a female baby......"

"Hahaha, your mind is dangerous!"

"What's wrong with a boy?"

"Do you want to leave it to you?"

"That's a good feeling!"

Listening to these vulgar words, Taijia was full of scolding in his heart, where did he care about his age? According to the scolding: "A group of dogs, helping to abuse all kinds of evil!" Happy to be a dog with a dead eunuch, cheaper than a slave! ”

"What?"

"How dare you call us slaves!"

"Beat him!"

There were bursts of cries and pleadings from the crowd, and there were even people who were not afraid of death and hugged the thighs of the soldiers, forcibly giving the Thai armor time to escape.

But the Thai armor didn't "appreciate" it at all, he just wanted to see how good he was.

When six people came together, they kicked away a bunch of common people along the way; When he encountered someone who didn't know what was going on, he actually pulled out the blade of his sword, shining a dark green glow to frighten everyone away. They saw that Taijia did not move at all, but said that he had been so frightened that his legs went soft, and "hehe" chased after him with two wicked laughs.

This way to take down a child is as simple as tying a rabbit, only teach the first person to grab it; As soon as he flew halfway with a wicked smile, he only saw a palm wind, and everything seemed to spin between heaven and earth, and he fell to the ground in a daze.

And in the eyes of the spectators, Taijia just slapped him and flew him upside down!

Everyone was taken aback, the two pawns behind him did not dare to slack off, and they would be punished for not doing things well! One person made the "black tiger dig out the heart", waved his palms, and clamped the direction of the Thai armor's escape; The other man wielded a long sword, and the hollow explosion made the others shudder.

"Hey, good time!"

Taijia didn't hide at all, and when the two of them got closer, they only gently stretched out their arms, and the two of them wailed in the air, and they all fell into the river.

Seeing this, the eunuch shouted violently: "Rice bucket, rice bucket!" Raising a dog is better than you! ”

"Oh no, this kid has a ghost!"

The remaining three people didn't listen to the eunuch's complaints, and hurriedly rescued those defeated generals, and the six of them stood in a pile, and drew their swords together, their eyes were hideous, hiding the deepest shock and fear in their hearts.

"Stinky little ghost, teach you to look good!"

"Hurry up and arrest it, spare your life!"

Taijia sneered, slowly clenched his fists, and suddenly felt his qi and blood surge, and he could shatter mountains and stones in an instant.

"Die!"

The six swords gathered together, as if they had the power to pull out the mountain and rubble, and Taijia was about to give the final blow, and he didn't want to volley an indifferent and lonely voice came from the air: "Bullying the good, intimidating the innocent, rampant and domineering, it's not a pity to die!" Point a sharp weapon at a helpless child...... Are you also worthy of a sword? ”

The sound of a broken wind came from nowhere, and before everyone could react, they saw a green blade rushing down like lightning and falling on the weir. In an instant, there were a few strange sounds of "brushing, brushing", and three of the six bronze swords had broken blades, and the incisions were flat and frightening. Before a few soldiers were shocked, the Qingfeng, who had just fallen for a long time, suddenly disappeared, and he didn't even see a little afterimage!

"Something, something!"

The dead eunuch screamed at a shrill voice, as shrill as noise. But when he heard a whistle, a light and shadow suddenly slid towards the eunuch's lower body, and the latter only felt a chill and coldness, if his life was still there, he was afraid that it would be broken.

The eunuch was stunned for a long time, and the pale yellow liquid flowed down his thighs, and he was so frightened that he was incontinent! He whimpered, cried, embarrassed, and scolded with tears in his eyes: "You brutes, fools! Don't come and protect me yet! ”

The six hurriedly retreated, but let the Thai armor take advantage of the loophole; He could have beaten them all by himself, but suddenly a martial arts master came out and caught them off guard! Now clean up these scum first, and ask for advice later!

Taijia ran very fast, caught up with one person who was behind in three or two steps, only grabbed lightly, that person was like a huge force, suddenly rolled backwards, and fell into a panic, but plunged into a pile of cow dung just delivered, and the person who transported cow dung was shocked!

Taijia was in a hurry and caught another person; This time he didn't use any force, but he caught him like a rabbit, and threw him away, and the man took the person in front of him directly across the water, and fell into the opposite forest together, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.

"Demon ...... Youkai! ”

The remaining three threw their blades together and fled; But before they reached the ship, the sword came from the left as if it had been ordered, directly cutting off the way of those people. If they don't brake suddenly, they are afraid that they will look like the eunuch.

With a soft "ding" sound, Qingfeng inserted himself into a boulder, and with a gust of wind, a white shadow appeared leisurely, standing on the hilt of the sword, allowing Qingfeng to swing up and down, still unmoving.

It was a handsome man in a white robe, whose clothes only covered his muscular body like a cloth, fluttering in the wind. After Qing Feng stopped swaying up and down, he took a gourd from his waist and took a sip of it, grinning:

"Want to escape? Can you escape from my sword? ”