Chapter subtitle: The Mystery Maker

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"Let the enemies of the empire appear at once,

We're ready for a hand-to-hand meeting.

From the Eastern Desert to the Plains,

The enemy did not dare to make a foolish move.

Germany relies on German knives,

The power of the empire is unshakable! ”

He sang an impassioned aria: "I also like Wagner's 'Loanne Green', no wonder a 12-year-old like you fell in love with opera." ”

Hitler did not fall in love with Wagner from the time of Vienna, but from an early age.

"Beer, wine, drink,

Eat, drink, and indulge......

When the time came to go home, they kept on their faces,

Time to forget! ”

"He" chanted another poem: "It's really good that a 15-year-old boy can make such a poem." Your Highness, I have always suspected that you have chosen the wrong direction of art. You should be a poet, how can you paint? ”

Hitler really wrote a lot of poetry when he was young, and the level was actually not bad. His problem is that he has no professional academic training...... Maybe this is also his advantage, as the so-called, Liu Xiang didn't study.

"Glorious Rome is now a den of robbers,

Are there any Romans who have arrived here?! ”

"He" again sang two mournful arias: "'Li Enji: The Last Tribune', Wagner again." Were you 17 years old and a Roman on earth? ”

Roman Empire, a word that Europeans can't get around.

"Stefanie Janstein who lives in Ufar. Roar Roar Roar ......"

"He" suddenly let out a playful laugh and said, "Do you remember the name?" I think, of course you remember, after all, it was your first love, your Valkyrie. Oh, you think you're a wonderful couple, and you can flirt with each other by eyebrow. But you don't know that she was already engaged to a lieutenant at that time. ”

No matter how much he slandered Hitler, he was a standard straight man.

"Come with me, Kustel (August Kubišek was a friend of Hitler's youth and Kustel was his nickname)."

"He," he greeted in imitation of the young man's voice, and then said, "Your Highness, you probably haven't read the works of Horatio Alger Jr. (1832-1899) in the United States. I suggest you read it, the protagonist in his book is very similar to you. You've just turned 18 and you're all in a third-class carriage to a big city that seems to have been built with magic......"

"Enough, I said enough!"

"Bang dang!"

Hitler jumped up, not caring to bring himself over the chair behind him. He stared viciously at the rough blonde woman and asked in a cold voice, "Who are you?" ”

"He" leaned back, lifted Erlang's legs, which a lady should never bend, and said with a smile: "Didn't we introduce ourselves?" ……”

"I'm sorry, I forgot!"

Our Master Yuan knocked his cute little head in annoyance, stuck out his cute little tongue, and made a very cute expression.

However, such a lovely "he" makes people shudder, and even His Excellency Justice has a strong desire, the desire to vomit.

"He" stood up and ripped off his clothes, bowed and saluted, "I'm a fool, the acting head of the North American branch of the SCP Foundation......"

The serious blonde woman suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "But because the headquarters has been lost recently, then I think I should be the temporary leader of the SCP Foundation." ”

Unfortunately, the concept of "multiple personality disorder" in these days was only known to a few psychiatric experts.

Obviously, Hitler was not one of them, and he was not so knowledgeable.

In his opinion, the person in front of him is either a madman or an actor. But no matter what the other party is, the origin is definitely not simple.

Because they know themselves so thoroughly, so detailed that their memories of some things are quite vague, and they really don't know how they got the information.

Could it be that they are the intelligence agencies of the British......

When human beings encounter such an unexpected situation, they will naturally have two choices: "fighting" and "leaving".

After all, Hitler, who was still a mortal, inevitably subconsciously had a psychology of escape, and couldn't help but say: "I'm sorry, please forgive me for saying goodbye first......"

"Huh?!"

"Your Highness of Temperance" looked at the muzzle of the black hole pointed at him, and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit and said, "Mr. Heinrich, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Temperance...... Well, Mr. Adolf Hitler, don't get me wrong. This is one of our greeting gifts from the SCP Foundation. ”

Our Master Yuan nodded towards the "Your Excellency Justice".

The latter unloaded the magazine with a "click", and with a "boom" the last bullet bounced out of the chamber, then turned the handle upside down and handed it to Hitler.

"Your Highness of Temperance" took it with some reluctance and looked down......

It was a very fine Browning pistol, and the handle was actually carved from ivory. On one side is a "swastika", and on the other side is the five letters of the NSDAP, the abbreviation of the Nazi Party.

"This ......" Seeing this beautiful gift tailor-made for him, Hitler really couldn't put it down.

He was also quite straightforward, put the gun in his pocket, nodded and said, "Then I will thank you two, and ...... again"

"Don't worry, there's another gift."

Our Master Yuan nodded again to the "Lord of Justice", who this time took out a check that had already been written and handed it to Hitler.

"Thank you......"

With the previous gift as a base, Hitler estimated that the amount of this check would not be too small. It's just that he took it and looked at it, and found that the number on it was only a measly 2500.

He couldn't help but smack his lips, and in his heart he despised this SCP Foundation.

Seeing that these two have such a big pomp and atmosphere, they are too stingy to shoot. Really, what's the use of this money?

Wait a minute......

He finally found out that the 2,500 units were dollars!

A whole million German gold marks!!

Precisely five "People's Observer newspapers!!

And so one historical mystery after another arises......

Later historians believe that the Nazi Party's success in 1921 was largely due to a generous donation received by Hitler. And this donation came from a mysterious German-American businessman......"

The German-American businessman's name was Hermann Augustus von Heinrich, but that was only a pseudonym. Even today, the intelligence agencies of various countries cannot find the true identity of this person......"

The Browning pistol with the ivory handle that Hitler used when he committed suicide was also his companion gun. It is said that the gun was given to him by Heinrich, the most important donor of the Nazi Party in the early days. But after Hitler's death, the gun did not know what to do......"

—Excerpt from "Hitler's Sixty-Six Mysteries"

"This, this, this ......" Hitler's face flushed, and he gasped for breath several times, which was the only way to calm his mood.

He bowed deeply to the two people in front of him, and said sincerely, "Thank you, thank you so much." ”

Our Master Yuan sighed secretly, and said in his heart, this plane is indeed a demonless world where money is greater than face.

The 17 charms of Lao Niang or Lao Tzu are not as good as a $2,500 check.

"Mr. Hitler, can we have a good word now?"

The "Lord of Justice" himself lifted up the chair, Hitler nodded to him, sat down and said: "Of course, fool...... The lady. ”

"Don't call me ...... Forget it, whatever. Our Master Yuan waved his hand and said, "By the way, where did we talk about it before?" ”

"The Jews, we're talking about the Jews."