When I woke up endlessly, I only felt refreshed, and the fatigue caused by days of rushing was swept away. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info he opened his eyes, but found himself lying on a Luo bed, the embroidered curtain hanging low, and the incense was swirling. The furnishings in the house are very different from the inn where we stayed last night!

"! Hell yes! He jumped up from the bed and broke out in a cold sweat. Only then did I realize that I was standing on the bed naked, naked.

"it!" He screamed and went back to the quilt, like a frightened little daughter-in-law, covering his body tightly with the quilt, for fear of going away.

"Childe is awake, slave, come in!" The delicate voice drifted into his ears.

Looking out through the curtains, he saw five women carrying washing utensils and clothes, rushing in and stopping in front of the bed.

One of the women at the head commanded, "Wait for the son to change his clothes." ”

With that, two women stepped forward to lift the curtains.

"Stop! Don't move! Frightened, he wrapped his body tightly in the quilt and stopped the two of them.

The two maids stopped and stood aside.

The chief maid thought he was shy, so he said, "If it is inconvenient for the son, please change his clothes." ”

He is not shy, he doesn't know how many times he broke his body in his previous life, and he has no rejection of such a thing as seeing each other naked. It's just that before he has figured out the truth, how can he possibly let strangers come close to him? If it's an immortal jump, it's over!

"Who are you? Where is this? He asked.

The woman at the head said: "Don't panic, Childe, this is a secret realm, a Ming Sect territory, and it is very safe." ”

Only then did he know that he had fallen into the trap of Mingjiao and was brought into the secret realm by the gods without knowing it.

Thinking of this, his anger didn't come to one place, he was not only stunned, but also stripped of his clothes, which is simply a great shame!

He kept saying sharply: "Safe your sister!" What about my friends? What about Sakurayuki? ”

The leader of the maids behaved calmly, although he didn't understand that "your sister" was a swear word, but he also understood that the monk was angry.

The monk was angry, and she could only be appeased with good words, because the sect leader had an order not to be unreasonable to this little monk, no matter what he asked, he had to be satisfied, even if it was to let himself sleep.

The leader of the maids said, "Don't worry, Childe, they are safe." Sister Sakurayuki is healing. ”

Hearing him say this, his head was running rapidly: It seems that Sakura Xue is right, her master really has a backhand! This should be the secret realm of Lushan! The other party should not be trying to disadvantage themselves! But why strip me naked?

"Ah~ I see!" He sneered: "This sect leader is too anxious." If you want that, let's talk about it! Damn it! Set me up! Lao Tzu is the most annoying! ”

He asked, "Where's my clothes?" ”

One maid hurriedly carried her clothes to the bedside, while the other opened the curtain and reached out to lift the quilt.

He kept shrinking his body: "What are you going to do?" ”

The maid said, "Wait for the boy to change his clothes." ”

He couldn't stop saying: Nima eggs, Lao Tzu has long wanted to live a good life of clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth! Today is a dream that has come true, but why is it so unbearable? Ay... I'm probably still a good person.

He said to the maid, "This is not my clothes!" I only wear monk's robes, and the rest, I don't wear anything! ”

The maids were a little embarrassed, last night, they stripped the monk naked, and they had already sent all the clothes to the sect master, and now they definitely can't get it.

The leader of the maids continued to reassure: "Childe, don't be angry. And after wearing this garment first, the monk's robe will be returned later. ”

He kept saying, "Less nonsense! Except for my monk's robe, Lao Tzu doesn't wear any of the rest! "He behaved like a splash, and he didn't have the cultivation of a monk at all.

The leader of the maids begged: "Don't make things difficult for us, the sect leader is still waiting for you." ”

He said indifferently: "She likes to wait, just wait!" Anyway, except for my monk's robes, Lao Tzu doesn't wear anything else! Big deal, I'm going to see your sect leader bare-ass! ”

The maids were all startled, and quickly glanced out of the door, cursing in their hearts: This monk insulted the sect leader and deserved to be a capital crime!

The leader of the maids said: "Son, please respect yourself!" ”

The nose is about to be crooked, these people belong to Zhu Bajie, and they beat a rake!

Then he said coldly: "Self-respect? You're so embarrassed to say it! Did you have self-respect when you fascinated me yesterday? Did you have your own weight when you pulled my clothes naked? Pity my innocent body, it's so cheap for you! Now I still have a face that makes me self-respecting! Stop talking nonsense and get my clothes back! ”

Outside the door, Ying Xue was standing beside a cold-faced woman with her right arm hanging, and when she heard the conversation in the room, she hurriedly said to the man: "Master, you are used to being wild and uninhibited, Master don't be surprised." ”

The woman smiled and said, "Cher, do you care about him very much?" ”

Ying Xue said: "Master misunderstood, the disciple is just worried about missing Master's big thing. ”

The woman said, "Don't worry, I have a lot of relationship with his master, and he is also my junior, and I won't bully the small." ”

When Yingxue heard what Master said, she also made up her mind and asked tentatively, "Master, the monk's robe has been checked several times, and nothing strange has been found, can it be returned to him?" ”

The cold-faced woman groaned and said, "The more anxious he is, the more it means that the robe is strange, so keep it first." ”

Sakura said, "But..."

The master looked at her coldly, and Ying Xue quickly closed her mouth, not daring to say more.

Lying on the bed and sprinkling: "Less nonsense!" Give my clothes back! Or I'll go out bare-assed! ”

"Good! I want to see if Minghui's apprentice really has the courage? ”

"Meet the Acting Patriarch of the Holy Maiden!" The maids hurriedly stepped back and bowed.

Constantly looking out through the curtains, I saw a cold woman slowly walking into the room, her figure was tall, and she was dressed like an ordinary woman, but the picture of the nine phoenixes embroidered with gold silk on the gown was particularly conspicuous.

She sat down at the table of the Eight Immortals facing the Luo bed, and although she was through the curtains, she could see her appearance clearly. She has a cold face, an arrogant demeanor, no anger and self-authority, and she really has some fairy spirit that does not eat the fireworks of the world.

Judging from the rich experience of reading women in her previous life, this woman's age should be around thirty years old, long past the age of leaving the cabinet, but she still has a daughter's hair in a bun.

"Holy Maiden? I think it's a leftover girl! He pursed his lips and muttered.

He kept slanting his eyes and deliberately asked, "Who are you?" He obviously knew the identity of the other party, but he was still pretending to be crazy and stupid, just to stimulate and stimulate this leftover girl.

Ying Xue stood behind the saint and scolded: "Monk, Hugh is rude! ”

When he saw Sakurayuki, he immediately shouted, "Okay! Sakura's! I've tried to save you over and over again, but you've tricked me here! Are you Mingjiao people so kind and will take revenge?! ”

Sakura Xue was yelled at by him, feeling a loss in her heart, and she didn't dare to attack with a red face. She didn't know that the monk was pointing at Sang scolding Huai, and thought that he was really angry and aggrieved, but she couldn't explain it in front of the master.

The saint took a sip of tea, put the teacup down, and said, "What a finger scolding Huai!" Monk, watch your tongue! ”

kept slugging and smacking, and said in my heart: In the end, it is the master, much smarter than the apprentice!

Yin Yang said strangely: "Hey, Han Lin'er's grandson's tone is exactly the same as yours, I guess I learned it from you." ”

The saint smiled: "Monk, I advise you to be honest, otherwise, don't blame me for not being emotional." ”

He sneered endlessly: "Love? You abducted me to a secret realm, stripped me of my clothes, and were you embarrassed to intercede with me? Do you still know how to write the word shameless? ”

When Ying Xue heard this, she was so frightened that her forehead sweated, this monk is too bold!

The saint sneered and said proudly: "Little monk, your life is in my hands now, I let you live when you live, let you die and die, and strip your clothes, what can I do?" ”

Cursed endlessly: You are a lonely, lonely and cold old virgin who is destined to be distressed in this life! I also play a bachelor with Lao Tzu, I don't give you some color to see, I really am a soft persimmon!

He said, "Control my life and death? That's a big deal! How capable I am, you should also know, if you want to leave, no one can stop me! Take 10,000 steps back, I still have what you want. Provoke me, I'm afraid that you will bite the urine bubble and rejoice in the air! ”

As soon as he said this, the temperature in the house plummeted.

Sakura even felt the murderous aura on her master's body.

The saint said, "Go? All right! If you're not afraid of dying of poison on the way, I'm happy to give you a ride! ”