Chapter 346: Yun Chang Villager
Zhuge Liang was indifferent, "Hehehe, it seems that General Guan is illiterate." ā
What the!
Guan Yu's eyes widened, what he was proud of in this life was that the people around him were illiterate since he was a child. In order to be able to read the Spring and Autumn Period, he climbed the root of the wall for many years, eavesdropping and knowing the characters.
Now, some people even say that he is illiterate.
He watches the Spring and Autumn Festival every day, how many pairs of eyes look at him, if he is illiterate, then the problem is serious.
Illiterate, what do you look at in the spring and autumn period?
That's a bit of a big deal, isn't it?
It's so serious that the dough is gone, and I can't hold my head up for the rest of my life.
Zhuge Liang said: "That is the fog, not the goose." It seems that General Guan still needs to be well-read, you don't even know the words, what do you think about the Spring and Autumn Period? You are not insulting yourself, you are insulting the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period. ā
The Glaive Sword Army was shocked, Nima, General, you can't read or write with your special code, what do you look at in the Spring and Autumn Period, this is more than pretending, it is hard to get.
The gaze of the Glaive Sword Army looked at it like thousands of sharp swords, brushing and stabbing Guan Yu.
Guan Yu said this, and there was no harm in refuting it for a while.
"Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated! ......" Guan Yu said angrily.
Zhuge Liang interrupted his speech with a fan,
"I have a word, and you will listen to it."
"In the past, when Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling, the Han dynasty declined, the eunuchs caused trouble, the country was in turmoil, and the Quartet was disturbed."
"On the occasion of this national crisis, what did General Guan do? General Guan's life, I know as well, you live in Xie County, Hedong, and make a living by killing pigs, slaughtering dogs, and selling mung beans. In his early years, he fled his hometown because of quarrels with others, hurting people, and committing crimes. ā
"Like your sinful body, you should surrender yourself. And you don't know your own evil, and you even read the Spring and Autumn Whitewash. But what is the righteousness of what you do? Not only is it not a great righteousness, but it is also a deep sin, and heaven and earth do not tolerate it! ā
"You Yamanomura Fuer."
Zhuge Liang said ruthlessly, saying that the Glaive Sword Army was turbulent.
I don't know how to read. Reading Spring and Autumn is for whitewashing? Guan Yu vomited blood, pulled up the Qinglong Yanyue next to him, and pointed angrily, "Shameless child, dare to ......." ā
Zhuge Liang waved his fan angrily, "Shut up!" You don't even know the words, but you dare to read the Spring and Autumn Period? This matter will spread all over the world in the future, and everyone in the world who knows the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period is willing to eat your flesh raw. A villain like you can only hide and shrink his head, trying for food and clothing, how dare he vainly claim the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Festival in front of us and other righteous people!
"Even if you are destined to fall under the Nine Springs, the ancient righteous will never allow you half a point!"
"IāI'm ......." Guan Yu knew that what Zhuge Liang said was wrong, but he just didn't know how to refute it, and his lungs were going to be cheated.
In particular, Zhuge Liang actually said that he was illiterate.
If you don't know how to read, you can still watch the spring and autumn!
This made Guan Yu almost angry how to live.
What are the expressions of you soldiers, do I know how to read?
Guan Yu pumped over.
Zhuge Liang angrily reprimanded: "Thief, you have lived in vain for more than 30 years, and you have not made an inch of merit in your life, you will only shake your lips and deceive the world." A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of our army, I have never seen such a brazen person! ā
Shameless!
The seven meat and eight vegetarians who were scolded by the Glaive Sword Army wanted to smoke quickly, and they all put their eyes on Guan Yu.
General, we can't stand it if you can afford to scold you like this.
Still not a man!
However, what kind of existence is Emperor Guan?
How can such an insult be allowed?
After receiving these looks, Guan Yu was already on fire.
However, the anger gradually disappeared on Guan Yu's face, he touched the five strands of long hair, looked at the Glaive Knife in his hand, and said lightly: "Zhuge Kongming, I will kill you today." ā
"Hehehe." Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and raised his head forty-five degrees upward.
It has always been the second master who sees people like this, and today he is actually seen like this!
A large nuclear bomb exploded in Guan Yu's mind, and he flew on his horse and rushed over with his army.
Today, he must die. Only this sentence echoed in the second master's mind.
The second master has experienced such a thing, and he can accept such a thing there, only Zhuge Liang's death can wash away this insult.
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It was five miles away from the place where Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu clashed.
In an endless field of weeds.
Nearly 10,000 soldiers were hidden.
If you don't walk in, it's hard to spot the presence of this soldier.
Here, it is the place where Liu Bei and others are ambushed.
At this moment, Liu Bei was constantly waving his hand to drive away mosquitoes.
That's it, there are already several red bumps on his neck and face.
It's ancient times, the environment is really good, and the season is also in place, there are weeds that are this person's height, and they ambush him.
However, although it is a good place to ambush, there are many mosquitoes.
I was afraid of being discovered, so I didn't dare to snap with the mosquitoes, so I could only endure it.
Liu Bei is a little better, and he can still catch up. The other soldiers were strictly ordered not to move, after all, more than 10,000 soldiers, even if they didn't snap and wave their hands, the effect was extraordinary.
Therefore, the soldiers were all stinging.
And the mosquitoes bite very happily, although they are not conscious, but they also instinctively feel, and I don't know where so many stupid animals come from, bite casually, and don't move.
They had never seen an animal like this, and the blood was so delicious.
"I don't know how your second brother lured the enemy." Liu Bei pushed away a humming mosquito and said to Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei's eyes were somewhat colored, "Big brother, if you let me pass, I'm afraid I've already tempted the enemy by now." ā
Liu Bei smiled, "This strategy is from your second brother, or it is more appropriate for your second brother to go." With the martial arts of the third brother, it is more appropriate to suddenly kill, surround the enemy, and destroy the enemy. ā
Zhang Fei felt that what the eldest brother said was also reasonable. After all, it is better to pretend to fail to lure the enemy, Zhang Fei thought about it, and he really didn't want to do it, so it was more enjoyable to kill the enemy.
At this time, the grass shook for a while.
Jian Yong appeared.
Liu Bei hurriedly caught it and asked, "Xianhe, how is the situation ahead?" ā
Jian Yong bowed, "Lord, the second general is in front of the army at the moment, lying on the floor to watch the Spring and Autumn Festival." ā
Zhang Fei's eyes immediately popped out, "What? Do you still have the kung fu to watch the spring and autumn season? ā
Second brother, there's nothing wrong with you!
He simply couldn't understand it.
Liu Bei was also stunned, and when he looked at Jian Yong, he showed a smile that I already understood.
Jian Yong also laughed like this.
"It's worthy of being my second brother, this plan is wonderful. When the enemy saw him like this, he would definitely be tempted to rush over. Liu Bei said happily.
Only then did Zhang Fei understand that he felt that he still had a lot to learn. He pondered, and he knew that his second brother liked to watch Spring and Autumn. also knows that he likes to drink, so he can also pretend to drink later, drink too much, and tempt the enemy to attack.
Reasonable!
Zhang Fei felt that his plan was too good, and now he didn't tell anyone, and he would definitely surprise the eldest brother when the time came.
So this strategy was buried in Zhang Fei's heart.
"Lord, lord, where are you!"
Suddenly, there was a cry.
Liu Bei chuckled in his heart.
it! The enemy is coming!
Originally, Liu Bei was very angry, the mosquitoes didn't dare to slap, and some people dared to shout.
But when he thought about it, he realized that it was the voice of the messenger. He was familiar with this messenger, he was a veteran, so he could hear his voice.
This veteran messenger would certainly not make such a low-level mistake.
Then there is only one possibility, the enemy has already come, and there is no need to hide.