Chapter 566: Big Head

A person who can't write to settle the world and martial arts can't go to the horse to settle the world, finally with his own rogue energy, in this star-studded Three Kingdoms era, has become a hegemon who can determine the trend of the world!

Liu He tasted the world for the first time, and the joy of being carried away by power made him feel an indescribable pleasure.

He really wanted to see that when the so-called famous generals on the other side saw the desperate eyes of the real supreme masters on the battlefield, he was already a little impatient, and even wanted that battle to start sooner.

Pang Tong silently looked at Liu He's expression and frowned slightly.

He and Zhong Lixun glanced at each other, Zhong Lixun immediately understood, and said softly to Liu He: "Boss, I've been in the carriage for a long time, and I'm a little bored, otherwise, let's go down and walk together?" ”

Only then did Liu He retract his thoughts, and he was in a good mood, so he jumped out of the carriage without saying a word.

There was only one day to leave Xuchang, and at this time it was still on the territory of Yuzhou.

If it was in the downtown area, Liu He really wouldn't dare to show his head so unscrupulously, after all, Zhong Lixun and Pang Tong were both in the car, especially Pang Tong, who didn't know any martial arts, Liu He didn't want to take that risk.

But now it's in the wilderness, it's a different matter, at most, it's a beast that jumps out, for today's Liu He, it's not the same as Bai Qi.

Jumping out of the carriage, Liu He stretched his waist and enjoyed it.

The smell of burning was in the air.

Liu He asked Pang Tong beside him, and learned that it was a mountain man burning the wasteland.

Someone is burning the wasteland, it means that someone lives here, Liu He's excitement has not passed, and he proposed to move forward on foot on a whim, and when he met a rural family, he stopped to sit and begged for a bowl of water to drink.

Regarding Liu He's suggestion, Pang Tong and Zhong Lixun, who had been bumpy all the way in the carriage, of course would not object, and the two followed behind Liu He and walked slowly.

The group walked three or four miles, and not a single family saw it, and Liu He, who was disappointed, was just about to return to the carriage when he heard a burst of singing in front of him.

It's said to be a song, but it's actually just a folk song, just singing from this person's mouth, and it really has a little taste.

Liu He's curiosity was aroused, and he wanted to see what this singing man looked like, he had already stepped on the carriage with one foot, and took his feet back again, standing next to the carriage with Pang Tong and Zhong Lixun, looking in the direction where the song came from.

The singing came from far to near, and after a while, he came to the front, and Liu He was finally able to hear what was singing in the song.

The country tune is a real word.

But sometimes it's too true, and it is inevitable that the words will be very explicit, especially when it comes to topics between men and women, especially directly.

Zhong Lixun is a serious reader, and when he heard the unpleasant little song, he frowned in disgust, but Liu He and the little black fat man listened to it very energetically, sang to the key places, and did not forget to look at each other, and then looked at each other and smiled, quite a bit of a fellow practitioner.

Seeing the appearance of Liu He and the others, the man's singing immediately stopped.

The man stared nervously at the ticket that suddenly appeared in front of him, and his hand subconsciously protected a pocket on his waist.

As soon as Liu He saw the man's appearance, he was amused at that time.

This person is not tall, so he is limited in height than Chen Mo, but his head is several laps bigger than Chen Mo.

Squinting eyes, nose facing the sky, and big thick lips with two pieces of flesh, if you want to say how ugly it is, in fact, you can't talk about it, but there is a natural sense of joy, which makes people want to be happy when they see it.

Liu He carefully looked the man up and down, and finally his eyes fell on the pocket that he was holding with his hands around his waist.

As soon as he saw Liu He staring at his pocket, the man immediately asked loudly and vigilantly, "Who are you!" What do you want to do when you stop on the road! ”

Zhong Lixun was just about to step forward to explain, but was stopped by Liu He, who had a wicked smile on his face.

Zhongli Xun immediately understood, shook his head with a smile, and retreated, while looking at the big head with a slightly sympathetic gaze.

Liu He swaggered to the side of the big head, circled around him a few times, and said with a smile: "Half of the road is facing the sky, why do you say that we blocked your way?" Brother, what hill are you from? ”

These words were specially learned by Liu He from the big mouse, and they are all black words between gangs in the rivers and lakes.

Because it is now learned and sold, it is naturally a little worse, and it will definitely not work when it meets real people in the rivers and lakes, but for the big head in front of him, it is obviously very effective.

The big head took a few steps back, until he retreated to the side of the road, nodded and said: "Brother, I'm not from any mountain, I'm just full of food and have nothing to do, come out for a walk, who knows that I blocked the way of a few uncles, I'm really sorry." I'll make way for you, you don't remember the villain, hurry up and go to you. ”

Liu He glanced back at the little black fat man, and after the two looked at each other and smiled, the little black fat man strode up.

Coming to the big head, the little black fat man directly stretched out his hand and pointed to the pocket on his waist, and said viciously: "Be obedient and hand over the contents to me, otherwise you will look good!" ”

The big head looked at the little black fat man in front of him, whether it was height or appearance, he had a fight with himself, his eyes rolled, and he said with a hippie smile: "This uncle is really good at laughing, I came out of my mother's womb, this is what it looks like, and the people in the small village call me a toad, if there is a way to become good-looking, I have already tried, how can I wait until today, don't you say?" ”

The little black fat man was stunned for a moment, he had seen someone pretending to be stupid, but he had never seen someone pretending to be so similar.

The little black fat man's fire came up at once, and he originally wanted to tease his head, but at this time he was already determined to teach this guy who dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head a good lesson.

He turned his head to look at Liu He, and after getting Liu He's nod and acquiescence, he didn't say a word, and pounced on it, intending to directly snatch the pocket on the waist of the big head.

The big head clung to his pockets and shouted hoarsely, "Someone! Robbing in broad daylight! ”

Liu He learned from the appearance of the big fierce sister, and said in a weird manner: "You shout, you shout hard, even if you shout to break your throat, no one will come to save you!" ”

When the big head saw Liu He's indistinguishable appearance, he was immediately startled, struggled desperately a few times, and pushed the little black fat man to a big heel.

Liu He chuckled in his heart, he was afraid that the little black fat man would make a mistake, but after seeing the little black fat man pretending to flutter on the ground a few times, he hugged the calf of the big head and shouted at himself: "Big brother!" He hit me! You've got to call the shots for me! Don't let him run! ”