There is a rule in Great Xia that non-military merits cannot be knighted. The last time Chu Yun was confused, it was actually a sideline.

What he found can be regarded as military merits, but Chu Yun's identity is just a secret agent and does not belong to the military system, so the merits he made cannot really be regarded as military merits.

If it weren't for the fact that Chu Yun was dead, Xuande would not have been able to give him a knighthood. This is the same as posthumously posthumously enshrined as a martyr.

What is more oolong is that this martyr is actually not dead.

So later, Xuande also found an opportunity to take off this title, which was equivalent to letting Chu Yun's title travel for a few months.

And now, what Xuande opened is equivalent to an honorary title, not hereditary, not eating, that is, the title of empty title, in fact, it is a fake.

The emperor took the lead in making a fake, and the fake is true, so Jiang Yang didn't dare to fight with Xuande on such a detail, if it wasn't for the last time because of the prince's matter, Jiang Yang hated the emperor, and he wouldn't be so cautious at this time.

Originally, Xuande was doing things that were not in harmony with the etiquette system, if he argued with reason, the emperor couldn't do anything with him, but he could make a good name in Shilin.

It's a pity, Jiang Yang is a little afraid of Xuande now, this is probably the instinct of the old fox, obviously Xuande has been acting like a benevolent saint for so many years, but Jiang Yang feels that Xuande is becoming more and more dangerous.

Although he still looks the same as before.

was interrupted by Jiang Yang like this, and a period of time passed, and Xuande asked about his left eyes: "What about the king of Youzhou?" ”

"Your Majesty the Great Xia Emperor, regarding the agreement, I don't dare to agree with it!"

Zuo Mu Fengyan finally waited for him to have the opportunity to perform, and this loud word suddenly resounded throughout the Jinluan Palace, and the ministers all quieted down, wanting to hear what Zuo Mu Fengyan had to say, however, at this moment of quietness, it seemed that a louder sound than Zuo Mu Fengyan spoke just now, came from Zuo Mu Fengyan.

"Poof~~~"

This is a loud fart, and it is a fart that lasts for a long time, because the left eye and demeanor were originally forcibly endured, but because of that moment of joy, or maybe it was that sentence, his anger suddenly relaxed, and then, the door was not closed properly, and the qi in his stomach ran out at the same time.

You have to admire those who dare to fart hard while having diarrhea, it takes a lot of courage to do it, at this time, the left eye Fengyan has already felt that some kind of sticky liquid is gradually flowing down his thighs, and his face suddenly became bitter melon color.

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked at the same time, and Jiang Yang, who was kneeling behind the side and had not fully risen, was like a dog in his heart.

MMP, he almost said it.

This fart made Xuande's face become weird, and the Jinluan Hall was so quiet that it was almost audible to drop a pin, but soon, the first person laughed out loud.

There is no one else, it is Guapi Zhao Gou.

"Hahahaha, it's so funny, if you have a fart, you should release it early, you have to wait for everyone to quiet down and listen to you, you can release it, it's really funny to me!"

Zhao Gou's words immediately caused critical damage to the left eye Fengyan, specially, this fart should be released early, and the left eye Fengyan interpreted the double meaning, doesn't this mean that he has any Why didn't he say it earlier. Zuo Mu Fengyan couldn't help but feel worried in his heart, could it be that his plan was actually hidden in the eyes of these people? What do you want to say, these people also guessed? That's why these people are so cooperative?

The people of Xia Kingdom are really terrifying!

Well, if Chu Yun said this, it should be a pun, but when it came out of Zhao Gou's mouth, he really felt that his fart should have been released earlier.

Xuande looked at Zhao Gou so loudly, and the other civil and military ministers all wanted to laugh and endured it, and then there was the expression of eating on the face of the left eye, and finally reprimanded Zhao Gou angrily: "Look what you look like, give me down and copy the "Book of Rites" a hundred times." ”

Zhao Gou: "......"

It's over, and I can't laugh anymore.

However, it would be great to go back earlier.

However, Zhao Gou was driven away, but his left eye did not improve in the slightest, his face was red and white, white and red, as if he had a bad contact, his expression was not eating, but pulling the crotch of his pants!

Fortunately, the amount is not particularly large......

Xuande was the fastest to return to his normal expression, as if nothing had happened, he asked Zuo Mu Fengyan, "What is the different opinion of the King of Youzhou Khan?" ”

"Your Majesty the Emperor of Great Xia, please forgive me for being rude, the matter of the contract, please take care of it later, if you are unwell, please leave first."

No matter how thick-skinned the left eye is, he is embarrassed to continue to stay here, not to mention, he is not just worried about this, he is more afraid that if he stays any longer, the smell inside the crotch will spread out......

At this time, someone was already covering his nose, probably thinking that the fart was very smelly, and if the smell persisted for a long time, it would inevitably be seen by others.

Although it's very embarrassing now, it's definitely more humiliating than farting, shitting, and pulling inside your pants, so Zuomu Fengyan decided to slip away......

Xuande was also able to understand, so he said, "Yes." ”

The left eye was like a pardon, although the chrysanthemum was still hot and painful, he still strode away from the Jinluan Palace, but maybe it was too fast, and before stepping out of the Jinluan Palace, a small sticky thing was thrown out of his trousers.

When the sharp-eyed people nearby saw it, they curiously went over and took a look, and immediately took a few steps back in surprise......

Centered on that small group of things, the ministers scattered.

Xuande was curious about this performance, and couldn't help asking: "What is the matter with your Aiqing?" ”

The fourth-grade petty official who was found at the beginning had a rare opportunity to brush his face, and immediately said: "If Your Majesty is there, it should be the beige thing of the Khan King of Youzhou." ”

Xuande: "......"

To be reasonable, after being an emperor for so many years, it is the first time he has seen such a strange appearance as Zuo Yan.

Xuande's heart almost collapsed, Lao Tzu's Jinluan Palace, after so many years, you are the first one who dares to here.

Such a guy still wants to marry his own daughter? -eating you!

"If there is something to do, there is nothing to retreat."

Xuande didn't want to stay here anymore, and the courtiers of the Manchu Dynasty were also very cooperative.

Think about it, there is a lump of Xiang not far away, how can you have the heart to have a meeting!

So, this is probably the fastest early dynasty to disperse, and in the Jinluan Palace, Xuande ordered someone to wash it five times......

On that day, the left-eyed Fengyan from the Yan Kingdom left a story that had been sung for a long time in Great Xia......