Chapter Twenty-Four: The "Big Thief" of the Food Prison
Somewhere in the main hall of the Royal Palace.
The group of thirteen people who participated in the brawl were all "detained" here, and even Li Chengqian was no exception. Except for Cheng Chuliang, who was "quite seriously injured" by the imperial doctor at the beginning, Yu Chi Baojia took care of him after he applied some injury medicine. There is not even a person to bring tea and water.
"No, Cheng Laosan, your brother asked you to move the rescuers, why did you move the "Hundred Cavalry Division" here? Is there something wrong with you? You don't use an umbrella on a rainy day, and your brain is flooded? Li Chongyi felt that today's day was really fucking bad.
The eyes of the crowd pointed straight at Cheng Chubi. Even the Cheng brothers are like this. If it weren't for this mallet. People won't come to the inner courtyard of the palace. No matter what the emperor will do, just a meal after returning home is enough to drink a pot of himself.
"No, it has nothing to do with me. It's true! Cheng Chubi looked aggrieved.
"Third child, this is your fault, it's our fault. Let's just admit it, it's a big deal to pout your ass and give them an outlet. But you will not admit it. The brother is going to beat you up. ”
Cheng Chubi knows what virtues his boss has, and he has not been "betrayed" once or twice since he was a child. If you can't explain it clearly. I'm afraid I'm really going to be trained.
"Don't, don't. Brothers, slow down. I really didn't find the Hundred Riders. At that time, I was planning to go home and gather my men and horses, and then come back to "fight to the death" with the Turks. But before I left Pingkangfang, I met with Commander He at the gate of the workshop, and I didn't say a word. Then he was "coerced" and returned to the red sleeve move. You know the rest of the story. Really, it has nothing to do with me. "It looks like Cheng Chubi doesn't look like he's lying. And they were going to let him go for the time being.
When young people get together, there is always something to talk about. Family law? I don't know how many times I have to eat in a year, but one more time is the right to exercise.
"Hey, Brother. Can you kid? Master, I'm also well-informed. But you just hit it like that, and you broke the bones and tendons that the slave hit? What moves? Speak up and listen? "Yu Chi Baolin is a martial arts idiot, and he is still very willing to get acquainted with a "young hero" like Chen Bodhi.
"Bajiquan, stick to the mountain." Lying in the main hall, Chen Bodhi thought of the days when he was young, studying and practicing hard.
Temple of Manna
It was almost late at night, and the temple was brightly lit.
Li Shimin, Wei Chigong, eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Chai Shao, Li Xiaogong, and Li Daozong are all there.
"He Shan, hasn't Cheng Lao Pifu come yet?" Li Shimin asked.
"Back to the saint, the guard who was responsible for informing General Cheng was back, and General Cheng said that it was late at night, so it was not appropriate to disturb the saint. As for the Cheng family brothers, since they were taken by someone sent by the Holy Lord, it will be up to you to deal with it. General Cheng has no doubt about this! ”
Li Shimin laughed angrily when he heard this.
"This old puppet has pushed it clean. I have to take care of my son for him. Mowgli, what do you say? ”
The chubby eldest grandson Wuji looked at Fang Xuanling, and several people exchanged opinions with each other.
"Your Majesty, the old ministers are of the same opinion. Since the man was sent by His Majesty to take it. Then it should be left to His Majesty's disposal. ”
"You guys! Well, in that case, I'll leave it all to me. ”
The crowd applauded.
"After talking about family affairs, let's talk about state affairs. What to do with the Turkic princes? ”
"Fight and fight, are you afraid that he won't succeed? If it doesn't work, let Jieli Na Lao'er come again, and see if the old man doesn't squeeze out his egg yolk. "It was the old black lieutenant Chi Gong who spoke, and the Weishui Alliance two years ago was always a thorn in the hearts of the Tang monarchs.
"Fang Qing, what do you think?" Li Shimin asked.
"The minister thinks that there is no need to mobilize the people. The left and right are nothing more than nonsense between children. However, the process of Datang's assistance to Tuli should be accelerated. ”
"Reconsideration."
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"You should never take Japanese slaves lightly, and if you meet them on the street, you will be hacked to death with a knife, and if you meet them in the toilet, you will drown them in a pit, and the best way is to erase their existence in this world."
"Brother Ti'er, why do you have such a great hatred for the Japanese slaves? Besides, the Wa Kingdom is also very respectful to my Tang Dynasty. Every year, Tang envoys are sent to our Central Plains to learn the advanced ways of our Tang Dynasty. "As a prince in the Tang Dynasty, Li Chengqian is extremely proud. Regarding Chen Bodhi's hatred, Li Chengqian could not understand.
"You never know what they will do to us..."Chen Bodhi did not know where to start with the humiliating experience of China in later generations.
If you don't understand, then everyone will attribute this to Chen Bodhi's personal grievances.
"Hey, are you hungry?"
I didn't eat much at night, and I had a big fight, which consumed a lot of physical strength, causing Li Chongyi's whole stomach to rumble now.
"I've been hungry for a long time, and I'm hungry enough to eat a cow now." Chai Lingwu took over the conversation.
When you're hungry, you can't mention food, and the more you think about it, the hungrier you get.
After shouting a lot, no one paid attention to it, so I had to give up.
After a while...
"Cheng Qian, I remember that this place is not far from Shang Shijian, and you can just turn a corner, right?"
Li Chengqian knew what the hell Li Chongyi had in his heart, but he didn't know if it was because of his heart or if he was really hungry, plus he had done so many outrageous things today, so it was not bad.
Several lords who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic got together, got together, and reached an agreement in three or two sentences.
The guard in charge of guarding the door tricked in, knocked unconscious, and tied up tightly.
Then Cheng Chuhei was in charge of looking at the wind, Chen Bodhi took the lead and commanded, avoiding all kinds of sentry and secret sentry along the way, and sneaking a group of more than ten people sneaked into Shang Shijian.
I thought it was very clever, but who knew that their every move was under the surveillance of others.
"Eleven, A3, B16, and Ren 73 discovered secret posts will all be thrown to the Hundred Cavalry Division tomorrow, plus one year of special training. Tell He Shan, just say what I said. He knows what to do,"
"No! Does the ancestor need to play His Majesty in this matter? ”
"No, I'll write it down for them for now."
An old man and a young man came from the darkness and went away from the darkness.
The Shang Food Supervisor always prepares a warm meal all year round in case any noble person eats it late at night. Therefore, when the fat cook who stayed behind suddenly saw the "thieves" falling from the sky in a drowsy haze, he was also frightened. This is the most heavily defended Imperial Palace. Usually, even if a bird flies in, the male and female will be checked. A strong sense of mission was about to prompt him to shout loudly to warn of threats from within. Unfortunately, he didn't succeed.
"Wei Chi Dasha, are you stupid, you knocked the cook unconscious, who will cook for us? Do we eat raw meat? "The cooks are gone, and they still eat hair. All the previous efforts were abandoned, and Chai Lingwu was anxious on the spot.
"I didn't mean to, I was afraid that he would recruit people, so I hit it a little heavier in a hurry." Yu Chi Baolin touched his head embarrassedly.
"It's okay, it's better for the cook to get dizzy, so that some people have to do it themselves." It was Li Chongyi who spoke, he didn't want to eat the food cooked by the cook, even if it was the imperial chef. It's like no one has ever been a guest at the palace.
It's all at this time, and Chen Bodhi will be a little big if he doesn't stand up again.
It wasn't until Chen Bodhi's dishes were all in the pot that the rest of the people barely believed that Chen Bodhi could really cook.
Stir-fried beef with celery, fried lamb with green onions, sizzling beef tenderloin. Chicken stew with mushrooms. Pearl jade white jade soup. The staple food is scallion oil noodles. There are not many patterns, but fortunately, the amount is large enough.
The rich and handsome people of the Tang Dynasty, who have never eaten stir-fried food, do not look very good. Especially Li Chengqian, everything he eats is "warm food". No one ever robs him when he eats, so the food is especially shapeless. The whole head is tied in a large basin. As for the others, they can't bear to look at ......
"Brother Ti, now I know why you like to be a cook. It's strange if you don't. Li Chengqian touched his stomach, obviously a little overwhelmed.
"It's so fucking delicious, it's the best meal I've ever had in my life." As he spoke, he also stabbed the soup base. This is Yu Chi Baolin.
"Alright, I'll take all your compliments. When I was full, I hurried back, and the province was discovered after a while. ”
When I left, I didn't forget to pack some for Cheng Chuhei and Fang Yiai.