Under the guise of inspecting Ma Yi, Su Ren took Huang Shisan and the wild bull to wander around the city. Although it is winter, Mayi City is still in full swing, and Su Ren believes that if it goes on like this, it will not be long before Mayi will become a prosperous city on the grassland. Today's Ma Yi is no longer limited to the city walls, the flat land outside the city has long been stuffed with cowhide tents, and the leaders of several nearby tribes have moved over. In Mayi, they can exchange for anything they want, spirits, food, grain, and even armor and women.

After looking for too single twice, King Youxian also moved to Mayi. He fell in love with the place as soon as it came, especially the new spirits being his favorite. In cold weather, a sip is as comfortable as a fire. Sitting in his tent and watching the crowd of people coming and going outside, especially those dancing girls from the Western Regions, made this dirt bun itch unbearably.

"Mr. Su, can you come to the king's tent and have a few drinks?"

Su Ren smiled and turned into the tent of King Youxian: "The king is still used to living here?" ”

"Habit, very accustomed to it! I always feel that this winter is too short, and it is best to live here for the rest of my life! ”

"Hahaha!" Su Ren smiled: "That's not good, the king is the right virtuous king, if you don't go back, you should be in a hurry." ”

"Huh!" King Youxian laughed dryly twice, and wiped off the remaining wine on his beard: "Shan Yu doesn't have this leisure now, 100,000 disaster victims have already made him anxious, and no one can take care of it!" By the way, why doesn't Mr. Su allow people from the Western Regions to open a wine shop here? This king knows that the most famous wine shops in the Western Regions are those dancing girls. ”

Following the gaze of King Youxian, there were exactly two Western Regions dancing girls at the entrance of the Western Regions merchant tent outside the big tent. Even though it was winter, the two dancing girls were still dressed very coolly, especially on their chests, and their bulging clothes were about to be torn. These two Western Regions dancers belong to typical Slavic blood, with high noses and deep eye sockets, blue eyes and graceful posture, and a smile can hook away a man's soul.

Su Ren shook his head: "It's not that you won't let them open it, it's really that the smell of the people in the Western Regions can't stand it, the king hasn't been close to those people, you can smell them when you walk in, and a sip can make you spit out your breakfast!" ”

Youxian Wang smiled: "It seems that Mr. Su has tried?" Fast, how about ±⊙±⊙±⊙±⊙, m.□.co≥m? ”

Su Ren said: "If the king doesn't have a sense of smell, I absolutely support it, but which wolf on the grassland doesn't have the best sense of smell?" So I advise the king not to try, or you won't want to see them again in your life. ”

"Hu, why didn't this king smell it?"

"That's a good cover for them, every person in the Western Regions will smear themselves with spices before going out, otherwise no one will treat them, if the king doesn't believe it, I'll go and call the two dancing girls, as long as the king doesn't dislike the rest, you don't have to worry about the rest."

"Good! This king is trying to try, then there is Mr. Laosu! ”

Su Ren smiled and walked out of King Zuoxian's tent, not into the tent of the people from the Western Regions, and asked Huang Shisan to find out the people, the two of them said a few words, and soon the two Western Regions dancers who were favored by King Youxian twisted their bodies and entered the big tent. Su Ren didn't bother people anymore, hugged his fist at Youxian Wang, and then went to inspect the market. After going around for a long time, seeing that it was about to be noon, one of the personal guards of the Right Xian King hurriedly ran over, and the Right Xian King was invited.

Su Ren had already guessed what was going on, and followed the guards back to the big tent of King Youxian again. The dancing girl was gone, and the tent was filled with the strong scent of sandalwood. Su Ren covered his nose and went in, and King Youxian was bathing.

"Oops, I didn't listen to Mr. Su, this king regrets dying!"

Su Ren smiled: "It seems that the king has tried, how about it?" ”

"As Mr. Su said, the smell is really unbearable, this king swears to Changshengtian that he will never look for those women in the Western Regions again." ‘

The Right Virtuous King can actually be renamed the Leisurely King. He was not a competent king, and the reason why Shan Yu made him the king of Youxian was because his tribe was the largest tribe in the eastern part of the Xiongnu. However, this right virtuous king is a lord who has no ambition or ambition, and enjoying life on his own one-third of an acre is his greatest hobby. Over time, the right virtuous king was only left with a name, and even his generals, danghu, wang and others all spontaneously sought the protection of others. Of course, Yu Dan's tribe also took in some of them, but most of them were recruited by Yi Zhixie.

King Youxian touched his nose with his hand with remorse: "I really should listen to Mr. Su, Mr. Su is too right, no wonder Mr. Su is the smartest person in the world, and he even knows this kind of secret thing." ”

Su Ren smiled: "The people of the Western Regions are similar to you Huns, and they are basically meat-based in their diet, and the fishy smell in the meat will gather in the body, and there will be all kinds of strange tastes when they gather more, of course, this is also related to the fact that they don't like to take a bath, and the Han people eat more vegetarian, so there is no such problem." ”

"Oh ......! I see, how is it that the king has not smelled from our own people? ”

"Have you ever heard the phrase "those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black? It's like you can never smell the smell of yourself, and after staying for a long time, even if you have a smell, you get used to it. ”

Youxian Wang raised his arm, sniffed under his armpit, and shook his head: "I still haven't smelled anything!" ”

Su Ren laughed: "The Huns are stronger than the people of the Western Regions, because you are close to the Han Dynasty, your diet is somewhat similar to the Han people, and the taste on your body is also closer, so the taste of the Western Regions is so big." ”

"So, this king will have more contact with Mr. Su in the future?"

In addition to food, dance and music, the people of the Western Regions were much more proficient than the Huns. Compared with the five big and three thick of the Xiongnu women, and compared with the ingenious and delicate women of the Han family, the graceful Western Regions dancers give people sex appeal and maturity in their gestures. While drinking wine and watching the dance of the Western Regions Dancing Girl, the cheerful rhythm of the huqin soon brought the atmosphere in the big tent to **.

Youxian Wang understands the rhythm of music, with his eyes closed, one hand on his knee, his fingers dancing flexibly to the music of the huqin, and his face is full of intoxication. Su Ren didn't like Huqin or the Western Regions Dancing Queen, leaning on the cushion and watching the Dancing Girl spin boredly, but in his heart he was guessing when the Dancing Girl would be able to turn herself unconscious and then fall.

After a dance, King Youxian grabbed a handful of pearls beside him and threw them out, and those dancing girls from the Western Regions stepped forward like crazy to scramble. King Youxian laughed and said to Su Ren: "Look at it, these people don't seem to have seen money, they love money so much?" ”

Su Ren said with a smile: "In fact, these dancing girls are all children of poor families, in order to live thousands of miles here, it is already the greatest happiness to be alive, there are many people who may not be able to go back in this life, only money can make them feel at ease." ”

"What's the problem? No matter how poor your hometown is, it's not worth dying in a foreign country! ”

"The king's words don't sound like the Huns, don't your ancestors also drive cattle and sheep around the grassland, where they go, what is the place, there has never been a concept of hometown, how can the king go out of the hometown?"

King Tuntou said with a smile: "We really don't have a hometown, the grassland and the desert are our home, so the people of Immortal Heaven die at home wherever they go!" But now that someone has let the descendants of the immortal heaven die in a foreign land, does Mr. Su think this king can agree? ”

"Oh...... that's why the king stayed in Mayi, and he doesn't plan to go back for the rest of his life?"

King Youxian sighed and shook his head: "Hey! This king can't stay in Mayi forever, the title of Youxian King is not given in vain, but I'm afraid that when the cold wind on the grassland stops, my people will ride war horses and go on the expedition, and I don't know how many people can come back to this king. ”

Su Ren said with a smile: "That's not necessarily, maybe he can't wait for the king to return to the royal court, he can't help it." ”

King Youxian sat up straight, looked at Su Ren and suddenly laughed, laughing loudly: "Hahaha, Mr. Su is right, 100,000 disaster victims are waiting to eat, if Shan Yu can't feed them, they will eat Shan Yu." ”

Su Ren didn't answer, and he couldn't answer either. Raising his wine glass and drinking with King Youxian, he called the musician who played the huqin over and asked, "Do you know how to play the ambush on all sides?" ”

The musician of the Western Regions was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at the Right Sage King. The ambush on all sides is based on a pipa song composed by Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and Xiang Yu, the overlord in the last battle, as for who wrote it in that era, it is impossible to check, and the earliest record appears in the pipa line of Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. Su Ren asked the musician of the Western Regions, and the musician naturally hadn't heard it, let alone knew how to play.

Su Ren didn't understand what Gongshang Jiao Zhengyu was, and he didn't understand what kind of music the musicians in the Western Regions were learning, so he sighed and said to the musicians: "In this way, I hum it, you play, I will remind you if there is anything wrong!" ”

Su Ren naturally can't remember all the songs of ambush on all sides, but the front cutscenes are very familiar. Hummed several times, the musicians of the Western Regions played with the huqin for a long time, although it sounded a little tasteful, it still did not make the pipa exciting. King Youxian also came to help, and the three of them spent a whole afternoon, and Su Ren turned the ten-sided ambush he remembered in his mind into an incomplete piece of music.

After listening to the musician of the Western Regions play it again, King Youxian frowned: "This song is indeed a masterpiece, but it's a pity that it's incomplete!" ”

Su Ren said with a smile: "Heaven and earth are still incomplete, and the shocking music naturally has no complete reason. ”

Youxian Wang laughed and gave a thumbs up: "Good! Well, if this piece of music reaches Shan Yu's ears, I don't know what Shan Yu's mood is, hahaha......"

Su Ren also smiled: "This piece of music is based on the story of Gaozu and Xiang Yu, and it has nothing to do with Shan Yu, the king must not be far-fetched, otherwise Shan Yu will not eat me?" ”

"Hahaha......"