"They all say that they are cheating fathers, but I, the cheap emperor's father, are notoriously pit sons. Day defense, night defense, I didn't expect it, I still didn't prevent it. Once a hard good thing is in his hands, it also becomes a bad thing. Alas! Zhu Zilong sat in the room, his brows furrowed.

It is said that choosing the wrong major and entering the wrong profession is a very sad thing. This point, Empress Li and Song Huizong must have the same feeling!

Li Yu is the emperor of the ages, and Zhao Ji is a double masterpiece of calligraphy and painting. The two were supposed to go to the Central Academy of Fine Arts and the Department of Literature of Peking University to be professors, but they became emperors in a daze. Let literary and artistic young people govern the country, which is destined to be more auspicious than lucky.

No, judging from the history that Zhu Zilong knows, these two people became emperors, and as a result, the country was completely destroyed!

In ancient times, the popular saint was conceived, and it is said that Fuxi's mother stepped on a fairy footprint and gave birth to Fuxi when she returned home. Liu Bang's mother was slept with by the dragon, and later gave birth to Liu Bang. This phenomenon is known as "happy father" in modern times, but in ancient times it was a precursor to the birth of a big man.

Therefore, in the Song Dynasty, every man was scrambling to hope that he could "like to be a father"!

Of course, Zhu Zilong definitely doesn't want to be a "happy father". If you want to be, Comrade Wu Dalang will do it, if you are not afraid of fighting pornography, with Pan Jinlian's superb appearance, in less than three hours, oh no, as long as it takes three minutes, Zhu Zilong can complete the task.

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Song Huizong is the younger brother of Song Zhezong, and it stands to reason that he cannot be the emperor. But Song Zhezong had no children under his knees, so Zhao Ji was included in the ranks of candidates. There are two competitors, King Jane and King Shen.

King Jian was disliked by the Queen Mother, King Shen was a blind man, and choosing a blind man to be the emperor would simply affect the prestige of the country.

Duan Wang Zhao Ji became the emperor in this way, just like the squad leader who was accidentally selected by the head teacher. Now, Zhu Zilong has also named the squad leader and asked him to be a member of the study committee, and he is not allowed to go home if he does not study well.

Pit!

Following the "Literature and Art Commissioner" Cai Jing, the "Labor Class Representative" Wang Hao, the "Sports Commissioner" Tong Guan, and the Football Black Whistle Gao Daren, in addition to these people, there are also Liang Shicheng, Zhu Mian, and Li Bangyan, these six people are known as the "Six Thieves" in the history books.

However, Zhu Zilong has now finally become a reserve-level cadre of the Great Song Dynasty. It is estimated that in a few years, the "six thieves" will become "seven thieves"!

At this moment, Zhu Zilong wanted to rush into the palace and said to the cheap emperor's father.

You have more than 10,000 concubines, which can be called the most in ancient and modern times. When you get tired of playing in the palace, you go to play outside the palace. Micro service visited, and the night party generation of famous prostitute Li Shishi, ended up with the name of "Qinglou Tianzi".

It is said that since last month, even men want to play, what's the matter, even my son wants to play this month?

"I am your second prince, not your second, you have 38 sons and 42 daughters, you can really be described as a fighter among the emperors, a big stallion that flies. Taking Lao Tzu as a traitor to cultivate, is this to make way for the prince in advance, so that the world can rest assured? Or, are you too middle two? Zhu Zilong stood up after talking to himself, picked up a glow-in-the-dark wine glass and wanted to throw it on the ground.

After thinking about it, this glow-in-the-dark wine glass was worth five hundred taels of silver, and put it down again.

Look at the wine jug again, the pure jade one costs a thousand taels of silver. The gold bowl on the side is fine, and it is easy to deform when it falls, so it is worthless. The bench is made of Lantian jade, the sofa is made of rosewood, and the curtains have recently been replaced with inscriptions by famous painters, all of which are priceless.

Yes, Scrooge is reluctant to fall anything. In the end, he could only pick up Wu Dalang's baked cakes on the table and throw them on the ground, and step on them with his feet, step on them, step on them, this is cheap, only a few pennies a piece.

"Go, call Lin Chong and Yang Zhi over to this king!" Zhu Zilong shouted at the guards outside the door.

After a while, Lin Chong and Yang Zhi came with orders.

After Zhu Zilong showed them the letter on the table, he opened his mouth and said: "My father, yes, it is the official family of the Great Song Dynasty who wants to build a garden of ten thousand beasts, called the Beast King Gang. Not only did he ask the king to hand over a few mythical beasts and tiger cubs to him, but he also asked the king to take over the errand, run around the country, and catch animals everywhere for him. Don't ask me how I knew in advance, I've given you more than half of this task. Well done, rewarded! ”

"Beastmaster? Collecting the world's rare beasts? This, the year before last, Cai Jingxing's battle of Huashigang hurt the people and money very heavily. This year, the Beast King Gang is being revived again, how is it going? Lin Chong obviously had a kind of worry about the world, and said with a sigh.

Yang Zhi also nodded in agreement on the side!

"This king naturally knows that this beast king Na will definitely work like Hua Shigang, but this is the meaning of the official family, and the envoys are already halfway there. Thinking about it the other way, if this king doesn't take it, it will fall under the hands of Cai Jing and others. Doesn't bullying make the people of the world suffer more? Zhu Zilong waved his hand.

"The Buddha has a cloud, if I don't go to the earth, who will go to hell? It is a matter of the common people in the world, and this king, as the second prince, should not shirk it. I hope you will help me! ”

When Lin Chong and the others heard Zhu Zilong's pretending words, their faces were moved at the moment.

"The prince is noble, inherits the notoriety of the world, and thinks about the people, and should be a virtuous king." Lin Chong and Yang Zhi immediately bowed deeply to Zhu Zilong.

"King Xian is ashamed, he just does what he can. It's just that if he bears this heavy trust, he will be incomprehensible to the world, and he may not know that there will be a time when he needs to endure humiliation and bear the burden. I don't know the two of you, but would you really like to help me? Zhu Zilong's face suddenly tightened and said.

Lin Chong and Yang Zhi glanced at each other, and Qi Qina bowed again.

In the next second, Zhu Zilong first wiped the corners of his eyes with his fingers, and stepped forward to help them up. With an expression of Oscar actor possession, he said again movingly: "In ancient times, there were Liu, Guan, Zhang, and Taoyuan who were like-minded. I know your heart very well for my two brothers. It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, how about you and I get married today? ”

Lin Chong and Yang Zhi were moved, but they shirked vigorously, saying that I am still a small people, how dare I climb the prince?

"The two elder brothers are too modest, thinking that Liu Bei is also the emperor's uncle, Zhang Fei is just a pig killer, and he will not be a general in the future? As long as we are dedicated to the people, we will have the same mind, create a great cause together, and work together with one heart. Why should we wait for our prayers? Zhu Zilong became tougher.

So, it was so persuasive and pulling.

Zhu Zilong gave an explanation, and the guards outside the door sent incense burners, fruits, and longevity platforms into the room, put cigarettes on the table, and hung portraits of Liu, Guan, and Zhang.

It was decided that the three of them would be righteous!

"From today onwards, the three of us will become brothers with different surnames. I do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month. After a series of words, the three of them slashed their fingers with knives and swore a blood oath. I have learned enough about the Three Kingdoms!

After the uprising, Lin Chong and Yang Zhi both said that they wanted Zhu Zilong to be the eldest brother.

Zhu Zilong waved his hand and said, "No, no, this king is the youngest, how can he be this big brother?" ”

"Lord Wang, this is a bad word. The righteousness that is merely the end is naturally called the righteousness of benevolence. The prince is righteous, and he has great kindness to us, if he is not the eldest brother, we will only feel guilty. Lin Chong clenched his fists and said. Yang Zhi also strongly agrees!

Zhu Zilong naturally just pretended, just like Song Jiang on Liangshan, who was not the oldest, but didn't he become everyone's eldest brother?

So, the three of them arranged their positions on this basis.

Zhu Zilong is the eldest brother, Lin Chong is the second, and Yang Zhi is the third.

And because of the Great Song Dynasty, there was no younger brother, and the three of them called each other, eldest brother, second brother, third brother!

Well, as a modern person, Zhu Zilong always felt that something was wrong there.

Let's not talk about this title for a while, looking up at the room, the corners of Zhu Zilong's mouth twitched. This room was previously lived by Pan Jinlian, but now it is temporarily given to Zhu Zilong. Essentially, it's a girl's room.

Lao Tzu, three big men, ran to Pan Jinlian's room, three knots?

Depend on!

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