Chapter 89: The Altar [5]

Hearing Empress Changsun ask this, Xiantu felt that he was about to die, how could this make him answer, he said that he saw it in the books of the 21st century, he said that he had traveled from the modern age of the 21st century, he said that he guessed, he said that he ...... No matter what he said, he couldn't tell!

"Niangniang, Weichen also saw it in my dream yesterday, and I don't know what Niangniang is thinking." I don't know what to say, but another fresh lie from Xiantu has come out. He thought, in the future, Li Shimin will definitely let him dream and predict things again, regret it, but at that time, Xiantu really didn't know how to explain this situation.

"Even, the virtuous nephew still has this kind of foreknowledge ability, quickly tell the widow and the mother about your dream last night." Li Shimin's feelings were quite excited, which made Xiantu a little uneasy. Don't you want to lie to yourself, what's going on with this Datang, can't he be an honest lord?

Well, even if you deceive it, you will be round, an eternal law! Xiantu raised his head slightly, and he already had something in his heart, so he said to the emperor and the queen: "Weichen slept late last night, and in his dream he saw a colorful phoenix holding something in his mouth. I was amazed, but I didn't expect the phoenix to fall in front of me, put down the contents of my mouth and fly away. When I opened it, I saw that it was a handscroll, with the words "Ten Volumes of the Female Rule". ”

"And such wonderful things are unheard of by widows." Li Shimin interjected.

The emperor listened to Weichen continue: "When Weichen was about to open a handscroll, suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the colorful phoenix took the manual away again, and Weichen woke up in shock. After waking up and pondering this matter, I knew that Niangniang was the colorful phoenix, and the emperor was the real dragon emperor, so I had the guess just now, and it was expected that the hand was rolled in the hands of the queen. ”

This lie made the emperor and the queen amazed. Xiantu has long known that these ancient people were more superstitious and willing to compare themselves to gods and mortals. When he said this, it was to cater to the holy will, and he had to find the right place to slap the horse.

I only heard the queen mother say with a smile on her face: "The virtuous nephew means that the palace is the colorful phoenix, and it seems that there is already a certain number in this darkness." This palace also saw the virtuous nephew today, and suddenly thought of a name for the handscroll he wrote, and wanted to let the scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion give him guidance after returning to the palace, and it seems that there is no need to trouble the scholar. This handscroll is called the "Women's Rules", and in accordance with the will of heaven, the palace will write ten volumes for self-reflection and that of future generations. ”

Hearing Niangniang say this, Xiantu quickly knelt on the ground and said: "Niangniang is wise, Niangniang is a thousand years old." ”

"Virtuous nephews don't have to be polite, please get up quickly." The queen mother saw Xiantu kneeling down and hurriedly ordered him to get up.

I thought that the sycophants were also filmed, and the emperor and his family were also amused, so he shouldn't let him calculate Tang Seng's westward journey, he didn't want to make it up anymore. Although it can be told to them according to the plot of "Journey to the West", this is the real Tang Dynasty Journey to the West, in case any sentence is wrong, or something happens that is not in "Journey to the West", then how should he explain it.

However, Xiantu still underestimated Li Shimin's memory, and Li Shimin actually remembered what he had asked Xiantu to calculate just now. I only heard Li Shimin smile and say to Xiantu: "Virtuous nephew, quickly use your magic to test a hexagram to see if Xuanzang's westward journey is auspicious or vicious." ”

Damn, Lao Li, do you remember this incident when you're full? Lao Tzu just tried hard to pat you on the back, why do you still refuse to let go of Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu wants to be an honest person, not a god, and scolded the emperor in front of him loudly in his heart. But Li Shimin couldn't hear it, Xiantu scolded him in his heart for his eighteenth generation ancestors, and he didn't know, as long as Xiantu didn't like and anger, no one knew what Xiantu thought in his heart.

Well, I scolded and scolded in my heart, and my anger came out, so it's time to give him something practical. But first of all, this man is the master who doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles, so he has to think of getting him some oil and water before doing things for him. I laughed secretly in my heart, and the plan came to my heart. I saw Xiantu say to Li Shimin: "Please ask the emperor to reward Weichen with six gold coins, this time he was injured and used the immortal method, and ordinary copper coins cannot be used to detect good luck." ”

"Okay, quasi-play." Li Shimin said generously to Xiantu.

After a while, a eunuch carried a tray with six golden coins on it. When I saw the gold coin, I was overjoyed. Picked up one of the gold coins and put it in his mouth, bit it with his teeth, and his heart was full of flowers, this is a gold coin that can no longer be golden, with a gold content of 99.999 percent, and he can make a fortune first!

After cheering, he had to make a magic stick again, although Xiantu was unwilling, but for the sake of six gold coins, he still reluctantly started his deceptive calculation magic technique.

I saw Xiantu put six gold coins in the palm of his hand, put his hands together in front of his eyes, and prayed to the gold coins. Then he suddenly threw the gold coins into the air, and only a few gold coins that could be heard "clanging" fell to the ground.

Xiantu hurriedly looked around for the traces of the gold coins, for fear that if he fell to the ground and lost one, then his loss would be great. When he saw the gold coins shining yellow on the ground, he counted them one by one: "One, two, three, four, five." Yes! Where is my sixth gold coin, I won't lose it, I feel sorry for me." Xiantu, who couldn't find the sixth gold coin, was terrified.

Ignoring etiquette, righteousness and shame, Xiantu lay on the ground and kept scanning every crevice here. He thought to himself, he couldn't see it only if it fell in the crevice, and he could find it everywhere else. But no matter how you look for it, you can't find any trace of the sixth gold coin. At this moment, I heard the queen mother say to Xiantu: "Virtuous nephew, are you looking for this gold coin?" ”

Looking down the queen's mother, she saw that the sixth gold coin had rolled down under her jade feet, and Xiantu hurriedly replied, "Yes, yes." The little nephew is looking for this gold coin. Then Xiantu quickly stepped forward and picked up the gold coin, and placed it on the table with the other five gold coins.

Next, it's time to perform the miracle first. I saw that he crossed his fingers with each other, recited a mantra indiscriminately, put his hands apart on both sides of his temples, and then danced the divine comedy "Little Apple" in front of the emperor.

Xiantu's dancing style is eye-catching, and the question mark on the faces of Li Shimin and Empress Changsun when he sees it, he can only put away the dance posture of the Divine Comedy and dance the great god instead. It was a jump and a twist, but he was too tired, but when he thought about the six gold coins on the table that were about to go to him, Xiantu didn't feel so tired. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "The power of money is so great"!

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