Darn!

Li Yuan was coughing violently, and habitually slapped him, and when he hit it very loudly, Li Yuan was stunned, and his hands trembled a little.

"Hehe, it's quite a bastard, Grandpa Huang, you can't blame me, it's all the kid who heard some gossip in the market recently, and then he indulged in it, it's really interesting, kid didn't learn from my Uncle Cheng before!"

Not angry? Still smiling?

Li Yuan was a little distracted, looked at Liu Xu, and then let out a long sigh.

"Liu Xu, last time the emperor's grandfather...."

"Oh, do you remember? Grandpa Huang helped me kick out a Hou Ye, so ah, hello, besides, the kid hasn't seen the emperor grandpa you kicked others, angry and indisputable, if the kid doesn't know, the kid will come to this world in vain. ”

Li Yuan's expression softened a little, Liu Xu beckoned the palace maid to prepare some tea, and then whispered a few words in Changle's ear, a little puzzled, but he still got up and left quickly.

"But, Grandpa Huang, although the kid is not angry with you, but to the martial brother, the kid is still angry, too bastard, so, the kid is ready to retaliate, hehe, the kid learned from the previous heroes, the so-called snatching food, robbing money, robbing the girls, now, Xiao Wu has been robbed to the house by me, just wait for the age, the kid will come to let her be the boy's wife of the village, what do you think of this opinion?"

Li Yuan shook his head and smiled when he heard this.

"Where did you learn the contract, it's vulgar, it's a good man, it's a group of green forest thieves, you Uncle Cheng, they've done it before, but they are reckless heroes, and my Tang Dynasty can open a national dynasty, thanks to them."

The words are right, Liu Xu smiled and made tea for Li Yuan.

"Grandpa Huang, how did my Uncle Cheng do a good job? I heard that this Sui and Tang Dynasty heroes, a total of one hundred and eight heroes, secretly in harmony with the heavens and the earth, this first hero, is the Weihuai King Li Xuanba, it is rumored that the two arms have the power of four elephants, riding a thousand miles of clouds and smoke hoods, so that a pair of 800 pounds of copper hammers, the world is invincible. Hey, it's a pity that I was born a little late, otherwise, the kid would have been able to see the true colors of King Wei Huai. ”

Li Yuan smiled, as if he remembered something, and after taking a sip of tea, he straightened his body.

"Where did you hear the nonsense, Xuanba has been weak since he was a child, the old man visited a famous teacher in order for him to grow up healthily, and taught Xuanba martial arts, to fifteen, if there is no disease and no disaster, a martial arts is indeed good, but..."

"That's it, Grandpa Huang, how can the martial arts master you found be worse? This second good man, it is Yuwen CD, his arms are over 10,000 catties, he uses gold-winged gold boring, and he rides a thousand-mile yellow horse, but although he ranks second, he is too far behind Li Xuanba, the king of Weihuai, and under the first battle, he was defeated with two hammers, and the third is Pei Yuanqing....."

"Come down again, it's Shan Xiongxin, although he is ranked eighteenth, but when facing my Uncle Wei Chi, it is only the power of the three, so it is just a lie."

Li Yuan was a little fascinated when he heard this, and waited until Liu Xu listened to it and drank water, and then urged the palace maid to add more.

"This Shan Xiongxin ranks eighteen, but it is unmistakable, you here, most of them are fictional people, Shan Xiongxin was a good hand at passing the test, hehe, okay, don't talk about these, who is next, isn't there one hundred and eight?"

Liu Xu said, are you really going to let me get one hundred and eight? That's the Water Margin, not the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

"Hehe, the kid has a bad memory, and the following ones are messed up, huh? Changle is back, Grandpa, you sit, this storytelling, but it's interesting, you look at it, this table and a chair, plus a fan, a eye-catching, you're done, listen to the kid give you a while. ”

Li Yuan smiled, his hand went down again and again, urging him to start quickly.

"Ahem, the three emperors and the five emperors of morality, the fame of Xiahou Shang Zhou, the five tyrants and the seven heroes of the Spring and Autumn Period, the rise and fall of the hands in an instant, what to say about the dragon (shoot, eye-catching shoot) tiger... Fight! ”

Li Yuan was really very popular, and shouted hello, and Liu Xu laughed.

"On this day, the weather is hot, on the road leading to Beiping Mansion, there are three people, one high, two tuo, these two lumps, one black, one white, wearing official uniforms......"

Thanks to his unforgettable memory, bumps and bumps, he finally finished the first time, and the night was in the sky, but Li Yuan was not sleepy at all, urging the second time, Liu Xu urinated a few times, but the storytelling thing was also refreshing, crackling, and the second time began.

Li Er stood quietly outside the window and left slowly, tonight, I can finally sleep peacefully, but Liu Xu is talking about this, it is very good, I can let him enter the palace to talk about it, and it is good to relieve boredom.

Li Er's idea is good, but if Liu Xu knew, he would definitely swear and never say it again, when the rooster crowed, Li Yuan finally fell asleep, Liu Xu's throat and eyes were about to smoke, Li Lizhi was a little distressed, and when the palace maids dispersed, when they arrived in the side hall, they took out the food box.

"I'm afraid that you're hungry, you have to make the imperial grandfather happy, and you can't treat yourself like this, don't allow it next time, write it, and then let those servants read it."

Serving tea and handing food, Liu Xu leaned on the side of the bed, the corners of his mouth were slanted, and it was not bad to have a gentle daughter-in-law.

As he spoke, his eyelids began to fight, and he fell asleep unconsciously, and when he woke up the next day, Li Lizhi shrunk in his arms, his hand on her waist, and he looked like a little couple with no guesses.

God knows what Li Er thinks, he is really bold, isn't he afraid that he can't help but give Changle to the Fa on the spot? It turns out that Li Erzhen is not afraid, Liu Xu and Changle woke up, and the palace maids came in one after another, washing, breakfast, and daring to love the lover's house has been guarding outside the palace?

Changle was as shy as having a room with his husband, hurriedly finished eating, and ran back to his princess's mansion, Liu Xu stretched his waist and walked on the road, whoever he met, he could get a smile, the first horse of the Tang Dynasty was born, who can be lucky enough to stay in the palace and hold the princess?

Everyone will say it, and they don't dare to say it, they just smile and give this Hou Ye a salute, of course, there are exceptions, such as Li Tai, such as Li Chengqian!

"Father asked us to come here to pick you up from the palace, today is a big day for me to show the tricycle, the ministers have gone, Feng Ang sat there early, waiting for you to go over, father said, you are in Da'an Palace."

Liu Xu nodded, coughed, let's go.

Li Chengqian's two brothers laughed more treacherously, sniffing left and right, Liu Xu shrank his body, and Li Chengqian raised his head and smiled.

"What are you hiding, Changle blushed and jumped back to the princess's mansion, who didn't see it? Early in the morning, the two came out of Da'an Palace one after the other? Tsk, Xuzi, I'm just now realizing that you're a beast! ”