"Don't, don't, sir. The sack still couldn't be undone, in fact, the woman had already taken chronic poison. Abu was in a hurry.

"Chronic poison? You say this little lady has been poisoned? What's going on here? Cui Shan was played around by Abu and Ali, and he didn't know that he had been deceived by them.

Abu said: "My lord, do you remember that Ali fed this woman compressed steamed buns before? ”

"Of course I remember, at that time, I also praised Ali for his efficiency! I heard that after eating this compressed steamed bun, you can have a full stomach for several days and nights without feeling hungry. I think this steamed bun is so good that he wrote me all the secret recipes, don't you think this is the secret recipe he wrote to me? It's all in this envelope. Could it be that there is a chronic poison in this recipe that can make people dumb after eating, no, I have to take a look, can I let King Xiang know that I am fooling him with poison! Cui Shan said anxiously, to open the envelope that Ali gave him.

Seeing this, Abu hurriedly stopped: "My lord can't help it, this recipe is a secret for the development of compressed steamed buns, how can it be said that it will be opened when it is opened, if King Xiang knows about it, he will be unhappy." ”

"But you said that this woman was taken chronic poison before, isn't it the poison in Ali's compressed steamed buns?"

"Don't be impatient, adults, things are not as complicated as you think, in fact, it is very simple, it is true that this Chen girl became dumb after eating compressed steamed buns, but there is no poison in this compressed steamed bun itself, but I added some ingredients to it in advance." Abu said with a smile.

"You added this poison?"

"The subordinates pleaded guilty to the adults and tortured this woman privately, so that this woman was poisoned and dumb."

"Abu, you've done a great job! If you hadn't poisoned this woman, I really don't know how this woman would have complained to King Xiang when the time comes. It's just that I'm curious, I remember that I sent you to other places in the Khitan to collect information about their various places, how could I think of poisoning this woman at this time, your ability really impressed me! Cui Shan couldn't help but admire.

Abu avoided Cui Shan's suspicion of him, so he explained to him: "Actually, I am not as godly as you imagined, adult, but I told Ali when I went out, and you also know that you are more romantic by nature, how many beautiful girls are always by your side, I am worried that these women will miss our big event when the time comes." So let Ali be cautious as long as there are any beautiful women around the adult. So to be precise, this time it was Ali who knew that this woman posed a threat to adults, so he killed her. ”

"Okay, you two are so bold that you dare to play like this."

Abu hurriedly knelt down and pleaded guilty, "My lord spares my life, my subordinates will never dare to do it in the future, this time the situation is really urgent, so I have to do it." ”

"What are you panicking about, Lord Ben won't blame you, it's just that if you have such a situation in the future, just tell me, I'm not the kind of adult who is not enlightened. Besides, it's not that I don't know about my stinky problem, I just like to mess with flowers and grass everywhere, you should help me check the gates, and I can't let these messy women hurt me, you did the right thing this time, and I won't stop you from doing it in the future. There is a saying that women are clothes, brothers are siblings, and clothes are thrown away, no big deal. Cui Shan said in waves.

"Since the adults can say so, the subordinates are really happy. But I still need to tell the adults how this woman was poisoned. The compressed steamed bun itself is not poisonous, but after the two raw materials are added, it has a counter-restraint effect, and you must be very confused now, I might as well explain it to you. In fact, everything pays attention to mutual restraint, and this eating also has a mutual nemesis. For example, mutton and bamboo shoots are mutually reinforcing, and eating them together can cause poisoning. Lamb liver and red beans are compatible, and eating them together can cause poisoning. Goose meat and persimmon are compatible, and eating them together can lead to death. Carp and pumpkin are mutually restrictive, and eating them together will cause poisoning. Hairy crabs and loaches are mutually reinforcing, and eating them together can cause poisoning. Hairy crabs and ice are mutually restrictive, and eating them together can cause poisoning. Sashimi and milk are compatible, and eating them together can cause poisoning. This is true of everything. What caused the woman to become dumb was a kind of flower leaf called flower leaf evergreen in the steamed bun, and the amount was large enough to make her dumb. ”

"Okay, since this flower and green has already poisoned the little lady, let's not be so vicious to her, just let her out." Saying that, Cui Shan stepped forward to untie the sack again.

Abu hurriedly said, "My lord, have you forgotten what I said to you?" ”

"What?"

"This is a chronic poison, the effect of the medicine will not be able to play for a while and a half, don't let it out when the time comes, the effect of the medicine has not been fully exerted, let her run around and scream will be troublesome." Abu said.

Cui Shan nodded, "Well, what you said makes a lot of sense, just do as you say!" Let her stay in this sack, and then I will say that the road is full of ambushes, and it is difficult for the PLA to take such a beautiful little lady on the road normally, so I packed her up. In addition, she will be mute and crazy at that time, King Xiang will definitely believe what I say, and think that she has become what she is now because she was kidnapped by gangsters before. Hehe, I'm such a genius to come up with this kind of idea. ”

"It's still an adult's wisdom!" Abu patted the horse and said.

"That's, let's not talk about it, then let this woman stay in the sack! Even if I was relieved that I couldn't get my wish at the beginning, don't talk nonsense, and now I'll leave for Henan. ”

"Yes!"

With Abu, a good comrade of the People's Liberation Army, escorted, Cui Shan of course entered King Xiang's jurisdiction very smoothly and was not attacked by the People's Liberation Army at all. He thought it was his luck, and patted Abu excitedly on the shoulder and said, "It seems that God is going to help me succeed this time." I didn't see a single shadow of the People's Liberation Army along the way, and I remember that there were many People's Liberation Army wandering around this area before. Abu, you are also my blessed general! I'm a hundred relieved to have you. Why don't you go back yet, and go back to King Xiang with me to restore your life! When the time comes, you will be indispensable for glory and wealth, and it will not be too late to return to the Khitan Imperial City after receiving the reward! ”

Abu said with a loyal look: "My lord, you should go to King Xiang to restore your life, I won't join in the fun, you are the protagonist of this meritorious service, and we are always in the way." I want to go back and sort out the information of the Khitan and then report it to the adults, there are still a lot of things waiting for me to do, and doing things for the adults makes me happy. ”