056 Tease the son

The house rented by Xiao Zhan is a villa, a villa rented at a price of 800 yuan per month, not a townhouse, but a single-family villa.

The villa is located in the suburbs of Huaihai City, with elegant environment and charming scenery, which is the rich area of Huaihai City, and it is also the kind of rich area where you can live without having money.

At that time, the landlord Aunt Du had to let Xiao Zhan rent her house, saying that Xiao Zhan was full of young vitality, and living in her villa would make the whole family full of vitality.

Seriously, Xiao Zhan still doesn't know what the landlord Aunt Du does, anyway, people don't lack anything, and when they have nothing to do, they go to the next door to play mahjong.

In fact, Xiao Zhan didn't know anything more, the Aunt Du in his eyes was his own mother at all; Xiao A and Zhao Anna beside him are his partners who have been together since childhood.

As for the dragon baby who screamed as a big brother-in-law, it was really his brother-in-law, of course, he hadn't become a real brother-in-law yet.

It's just that Xiao Zhan didn't know, because the memory of five years ago was completely gone.

Back at the rented villa, Xiao Zhan took a comfortable bath, while Du Baobao in the master bedroom made a video call with someone.

"I don't allow anyone to ruin Xiao Zhan's current life, I think he is living a good life now, there is no pressure and no burden. Also, I will never allow that wild girl from Long Luoshui to enter our house! ”

Du Bao said to the video.

"Baby, Luo Shui is our daughter-in-law, everything she does is for Xiao Zhan."

In the video, there is a middle-aged man with a dignified face, wearing a military uniform, and the epaulettes on his shoulders are a golden star, this is a general.

"After Xiao Zhan underwent lobotomy five years ago, all the countries made an agreement with us that they would never hunt him down again. But now that they have changed their hexagrams, Luo Shui, the kid, can see very clearly, and in the end, only he can protect Xiao Zhan, so he ......"

"What do you want you to eat?" Du Baobao said with an unhappy face: "You can't even protect your son, how can you be a father?" ”

The general in the video smiled bitterly and helplessly.

"What, you can't do it yet? If you don't think it works, we'll get a divorce! ”

"I ...... Hehehe......" The general in the video said with a smile: "This is a family affair that the two children have decided since they were five or six years old, and their relationship is good, if I return now, I am afraid of Luoshui and his father...... Alas, you also know that Luoshui's father is a hob meat and can't be provoked. ”

"I don't care, I'll give Xiao Zhan a blind date from today, and wait until the raw rice is cooked and ripe, hum! My son has suffered enough, I'm a mom, and I know what life he likes. As for hunting him down, are you old? Doesn't work? General Xiao?! ”

"I ......"

"Smack!"

Du Baobao cut off the video, sat there and sulked for a while, then walked out of the bedroom with a smile again, opened Xiao Zhan's door directly, and pushed open the bathroom door without any scruples.

"Ahh ——”

Xiao Zhan, who was playing with ducklings in the bathtub, let out an exclamation.

He's taking a shower, he's taking a shower, how can the landlord just push open the door and walk in?

"Son, what's the name of the ghost, it's not the first time I've seen it." Du Bao smiled softly.

"Aunt Du...... I'm going to take a shower......" Xiao Zhan looked embarrassed.

"Do you want me to rub your back for you?" Du Bao asked.

"Uh...... This isn't quite right, right? Xiao Zhan covered the base of his leg with a little yellow duck and said, "Aunt Du, don't call me son, I'm not your son......"

It's not the first time I've trespassed into the bathroom, and the landlord's aunt has a super quirk: being a mother.

When no one was around, she called Xiao Zhan's son, and tried every possible way to trick him into calling him her mother.

Seriously, Xiao Zhan felt that none of the people around him were normal.

"Son, why don't you recognize me as a mother?"

"No way!"

Not again......

"Aunt Du, although I think you are just like my mother, I must not recognize my mother, even if I really want to recognize it, I have to agree with my own mother."

"That's right...... Why don't you call me Mom? I just want to hear it. Du Baobao stared into Xiao Zhan's eyes, and his face showed a sad look: "Actually, I also have a son, who is as old as you, but it's a pity that ......"

"Dead?" Xiao Zhan's eyes widened, and he hurriedly comforted: "Aunt Du, people can't be resurrected after death, you have to mourn." Your son will be watching you in heaven, don't be too sad, I believe your son must be the most beautiful angel in heaven! ”

Du Bao rolled his eyes: Why is my son like a stupid calf? My mother just wants to hear you call Mom, is it so difficult?

"Uh...... Actually, my son didn't die. ”

"That's ...... Dying? ”

"I ...... Can't you just call me mom and comfort me? ”

All babies are going crazy.

"But I really can't call your mother, if my parents knew, they would definitely kill me!"

"You have no father or mother, you are an orphan!"

"Impossible!"

"I'm your mother!"

The baby was anxious and blurted out.

But as soon as she said this, she couldn't wait to slap herself, she had to wait for Xiao Zhan to get married before she explained her identity, and now she was too anxious.

"You're my own mother?" Xiao Zhan blinked.

"Yes, I'm your real mother!" The baby is also out of the way.

"Aunt Du, I sympathize with your son who is about to die, and I also express that I understand the feelings of a mother very much, but ...... Can you not think of the law to lie to me and call you mom, okay? It's been five years, when won't you lie to me and call you mom? I know it's a special hobby, but the problem is ......"

"Go on a blind date at night!" Du Baobao interrupted Xiao Zhan's words.

"Don't go!"

"The girl is beautiful."

"Don't go!"

"The girl is gentle and virtuous!"

"Don't go!"

"The girl is sensible and generous!"

"Don't go!"

"Either go or call my mom, choose one of the two!"

"Go!"

Xiao Zhan agreed slightly, he was really fed up with the landlord's aunt's special habits, and it was not aimed at others, but at him.

"Well, good, hehe. At 6 o'clock in the evening, I have set table 6 for you at Sunshine Western Restaurant, don't be late, otherwiseβ€”β€”"

"Got it, got it, I'm sure I'll be on time!"

"Oh, by the way, change your clothes and drive my car, do you understand?"

Xiao Zhan nodded vigorously.

Seeing that Xiao Zhan agreed, Du Baobao walked out of the bathroom satisfied.

Lying in the bathtub, Xiao Zhan let out a long breath: This habit is really ......

And the baby who walked out showed a tendency to collapse: Damn, the stupid X son teases his mother, the old lady is convinced of our mother and son!

She sighed and cleaned up the room for Xiao Zhan.

"Son, the girl at night is really good, you don't have to when you bring it back and get married, look at your panties, it's really ...... Is there a lack of money? Mom gives you money, you go out and find fast food. Why don't you buy you a girlfriend for the time being? It is said that there are dolls that heat up automatically......"

"Ahh β€”β€”" Xiao Zhan covered his head and let out a crumbling cry: "Aunt Baby, I'm not your son, and you're not my mother, please let me go, please!" ”

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