Chapter 172: Thirty-seven is divided, you are three and I am seven
A sentence of whether to send an offering or not instantly disturbed the two swindlers in the house, if these two swindlers hadn't come for the offerings, I am afraid that they would not have been involved in the affairs of the Hou Mansion if they were killed, let alone the kind treatment of the first plan.
Hearing Luo Xiang mention the offerings, the biggest reaction was naturally the magic stick, only to hear the god stick excitedly said to Luo Xiang: "The offering will naturally be sent, if there is no offering to attract the money demon, how can I and the master and apprentice lure it out." It's just that the offerings will be delivered to the door in the future, and there is no need to knock on the door to come in, and the immortals will handle the offerings. ”
"Well, the little one understands, since there is nothing to do with the small one, the small one will not affect the master's practice, so he will retreat, if you need help with something, you can call the family or guards guarding the door." After Luo Xiang finished speaking, he closed the door and retreated, leaving the two liars in the house looking at each other.
When the god stick saw Luo Xiang leaving, he complained to the old liar: "I said Master, the disciple hasn't eaten all day, and he is already hungry with his chest and back. ”
Hearing the god stick complaining, the old liar sat down and took out a piece of baked cake from his sleeve and handed it to the god stick, and said earnestly: "Apprentice, you have been learning art for more than ten years with the master, how can you not learn the master's Sancheng skills, and now you have to invite the master to a small Luo Mansion, how can you live in the future." ”
While eating the baked cakes handed by the old liar, the god stick said, "Master doesn't know, this time the apprentice is too big." I thought that I could leave by deceiving this Hou Mansion with a thousand taels of gold, but who knew that the lord of their mansion was killed. Now you are invited to come over to save this lord, otherwise the thousand taels of gold will really be lost. The apprentice was busy this time. ”
Hearing a thousand taels of gold, the old liar's heart moved, and he pretended to be calm and said to the god stick: "This lord has been killed by you, and you haven't escaped quickly, why do you still drag the master to accompany you to bear the charge, didn't you mean to frame the master?" ”
"Master, how dare the apprentice frame your old man. The apprentice knew that the master had many home remedies and amazing medical skills, and besides, the master still had a breath left. He is not completely unconscious, maybe Master, your old man can save him. The Divine Stick explained.
"In this case, then the teacher can help you with this, but you also know the rules of our industry. How should I calculate the house call fee? The old liar said with a smile. There is an idiom called "hiding a knife in a smile", which may describe his current appearance.
Hearing that the old liar asked for a visit fee, the god immediately understood, and thought to himself, this old thing of feelings is to meet with me and share half of it, which is really hateful.
As the saying goes, what kind of master teaches what kind of apprentice, and seeing the old liar today is a true fulfillment of the true meaning of this sentence.
I saw that the god stick was still pretending to be well-behaved. He said to the old liar, "Master, look at this, let's divide it into three-sevens." You three and I seven. ”
Hearing what the god stick said, the old liar didn't say anything, but just took out the baked cake hidden in his sleeve and ate it, and the god stick saw the clue again, thinking to himself, this old guy is too little to give, and it doesn't hurt to add one percent to him again.
Thinking about it, he said: "Otherwise, Master, let's divide it into four and six, you and I will be six." The old liar was still silent, and he made the god stick crazy.
Patience continued to say to the old liar: "Okay, how about we divide it into five and five, and half for one person?" ”
The old liar finished eating the baked cake in his hand, wiped the sesame seeds on the corner of his mouth, and said: "Disciple, now you have harmed the lord, this is going to be passed out, don't you want to be beheaded for the teacher, and now the teacher has taken such a big risk to come to resolve the disaster for you, but you discussed the matter of sharing the money with the teacher, which makes the teacher very cold." ”
"When the master said this, the apprentice was very grateful in his heart, if he could save this lord, the apprentice would definitely be filial to the master." Shen Stick's heart was full of gratitude, thinking that the old master didn't take his money to resolve the disaster for him, where to find such a good master, it is really rare.
The god stick was still thinking gratefully, only to hear the old liar say: "That's it, since the apprentice is so filial to the master, let's divide it into three or seven!" ”
The old liar's refreshment still filled the god stick with gratitude, and he only heard the god stick say, "Master, do you mean that three seven are divided, and you are three and I are seven?"
"Wrong, it's you three and I'm seven." The old liar corrected.
Shen Stick's heart was full of anger, but now there was no other way, only to rely on the old liar to escape from the Hou Mansion, so he had to swallow his anger and agree: "Okay, Master, it's settled, but you have to think of transporting this gold ingot, otherwise we will still be busy in vain." ”
"What's so difficult about this, the teacher asks you, how are the guards of the Hou Mansion?"
"It's so tight that even flies can't fly in."
"I'll ask you again, is there a patrol outside the door of this room at night?"
"That's not true, I recently heard that the lord has made a disturbance here, and the frightened housekeepers and maids don't dare to go in, and occasionally a few patrolling soldiers also pass by the door in a hurry, and they don't stay too long."
"Do you know when they came to watch the night and when they left?"
"I didn't pay attention to this, I just knew that there would be personal soldiers patrolling at night, and I didn't pay much attention to it at other times."
"Well, from tonight onwards, you will closely observe the soldiers outside the door, see when they are all on patrol and when they leave, and count their routines and rests for the division."
"Master, what are you going to do? It is difficult to secretly transport the gold ingots out at night, but these soldiers will patrol the front yard non-stop, and the back door is also guarded by soldiers, if you want to escape, I am afraid that you will have to put on wings like a bird. ”
"Although the apprentice observes the soldiers on patrol and the family members passing by here as the teacher intended, he has his own magic method to transport the money and property for the teacher."
"Okay, since the master is so sure, the apprentice won't ask any more, but this lord still asks the master to rescue him as soon as possible, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to escape later."
"Okay, for the teacher, I'm here to heal the lord, don't worry. There are still two pieces of baked bread in the sleeve of the teacher, so let's take them and eat them. ”
"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master." The god stick thanked him like a pug, and his humble expression was in stark contrast to the clear and tall appearance just now. (To be continued......)
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