He Zhixian's eyes bypassed Zhang San and Lu Yuan, and saw a fish like riding the wind and waves in the water, the fish eyes were round, the fish head was erected, the fish tail swayed, and he was about to jump up and throw himself into his arms, but he was frozen by the amber dripping from the air, and he had the ambition to leap, but he had no power to leap.

It's a pity that such an ideal fish. A feeling of regret arose spontaneously in He Zhixian's heart.

Zhang San and Lu Yuan saw that He Zhixian was staring at the fish with a pair of eyes, and they were inexplicable, so they listened to the head of the team and shouted: "Don't retreat yet." The two of them had no choice but to stand apart.

Lu Wei put the fish on the table.

He Zhixian saw clearly that this fish was actually served on a plate, a one-foot square fish plate, which made people feel that there was a world of their own, just this momentum, white as snow, thin as cicada wings of the fish can not be compared.

Lu Weidao: "Please treat the county with a dish." ”

A pair of chopsticks were handed to him, but He Zhixian couldn't bear to put down the chopsticks, what a good fish, just eat it like this?

Seeing that he didn't put down his chopsticks for a long time, Zhang San and Lu Yuan were overjoyed, this was the work of Ruan Xiaosan and the team leader, which made He Zhixian disgusted with young people so much. If you don't want to eat, don't you know who the winner belongs to?

Lu Wei saw that He Zhixian was a little sad, a little excited, and a little regretful, in short, it was very strange, and he didn't move his chopsticks for a long time, so he had to say: "What does the county command?" This West Lake vinegar fish tastes better when eaten hot. ”

Zhang San and Ruan Xiaosan glanced at each other, and almost laughed out loud, look, this is the connection, this is Ruan Xiaosan's credit, this is the means of pillow wind, He Zhixian is reluctant to put down chopsticks.

He Zhixian sighed: "Good fish, why do you boil it?" ”

Well?! What does it mean? Don't you cook it and eat it raw? Lu Wei didn't understand.

If it weren't for He Zhixian, Zhang San and Lu Yuan would have been dancing and happy. I have already guessed that He Zhixian is a literati, literati like fish, you are a fool, you will only make this flavor of West Lake vinegar fish, and you will be stupid every day to make West Lake vinegar fish.

He Zhixian continued to sigh: "Thinking of that fish, I also had the ambition of Lingyun, looking forward to the sea and the sky to swim, you have boiled it now, let it be difficult to get paid for Lingyun's ambition, wouldn't it be sad?" ”

You're so mentally ill, aren't you? What ambitions does the fish have? What do you eat without cooking it? Lu Wei resisted the urge to greet the women in He Zhixian's family, and said, "County Zun, this is grass carp, raised in the pond." ”

Grass carp is a freshwater fish, it cannot survive in the sea, it is better to cook and eat it than to drown in the sea.

He Zhixian looked at Lu Wei speechlessly for a long time, the anger in his eyes gradually extinguished, and said, "Since it is cooked this time, forget it." Not in the future. ”

The person in front of him is a student of the idol, and everything is for the sake of the idol, so he doesn't care. I want to give preferential treatment to the idol student.

What does it mean not to be like this in the future? Do you mean that you won't make this West Lake vinegar fish in the future? Do you believe in Buddhism and pay attention to not killing? Lu Wei was also speechless. Fortunately, He Zhixian took the bamboo chopsticks and prepared to eat.

The more He Zhixian looked at it, the more he felt that this fish seemed to be telling him something, his eyes were so round and so big, it was anger, because he was accidentally caught, so that it was difficult to get paid for his ambition, in the final analysis, it was Lu Wei's fault, why couldn't he be let go back? I have to cook him!

What's wrong again? Why does a pair of chopsticks move from the head of the fish to the tail of the fish, and then from the tail of the fish to the head of the fish, back and forth several times, and finally the eyes and the dead fish stare at each other, but they don't get off the chopsticks? Lu Wei felt that this He Zhixian should go to a mental hospital instead of being a judge here.

Zhang San and Lu Yuan were overjoyed, both of them felt that the bones in their bodies were a few taels lighter, and they waited for He Zhixian to announce the first dish of Wangyuan Lou Sheng. Won't you even eat, let alone anything else? Lu Yuan even felt that this was all the credit of Ruan Xiaosan and the team leader, Ruan Xiaosan, the brother-in-law of the county magistrate, did not exert his strength, and once he exerted his strength, even the magistrate was obedient and close.

Of course, the credit of the team leader is not small. He sent a grateful smile to the team leader, but the team leader ignored it.

Lu Weidao: "The county doesn't eat meat? "Don't you eat the plate of fish next to you that is slightly discolored in the heat?

"Huh? No, it isn't. He Zhixian was still hanging on this fish with ideals, and after talking, he found that Lu Wei had an unhappy face, and quickly reined in his thoughts, the idol students could not afford to offend.

"Then why don't you taste the food?" Lu Wei couldn't help but ask, you look left and right, look at it for a quarter of an hour, and compare it with chopsticks for a quarter of an hour, the steaming fish is already cold, and you still don't eat it, what do you want? Didn't you hear the people who don't know the truth about eating melons?

"Dish?" He Zhixian looked at the fish again, and there were words in his mouth: "You are so good, don't make fish in the next life." Alas, in fact, he wanted to make a poem, relying on this empty ambition, but it ended up being a fish on a plate, but in a hurry, there was no good sentence, so he had to tell it like this. I don't know if the fish soul is not far away, can you hear it?

The whole one is a neuropathy. Lu Wei slandered, let such a person be the county order, and the seal of a county, the emperor can know that people are good and have ghosts, it seems that the Great Song Dynasty of this time and space must have the same ending as the Song Dynasty of another era.

Zhang San and Lu Yuan were messy in the wind, what did they hear?

After silently hanging himself, He Zhixian finally moved his chopsticks. For half a day, the fish has cooled early, and it is not the taste when it is served. Lu Wei felt that he was very wronged, and he could be like this when he was a fish.

When you go down with chopsticks, the snow-white fish meat with the sauce on the back of the fish is like a red plum in the snow, which is very beautiful. When you put it in your mouth, the sweet and sour fragrance of the sauce and the fish ...... Fish...... How does fish smell like crab? He Zhixian chewed twice, his eyes widened, he chewed twice, chewed twice, and chewed twice, his eyes got bigger and bigger, and he almost came out of his eyes.

"Something seems wrong?" Zhang San is also an old and sophisticated person, seeing that He Zhixian's eyeballs were about to fall to the ground, he hurriedly whispered to Lu Yuan, and before the result was announced, he quickly remedied.

Lu Yuan smiled like a fan: "It's okay, Ruan Sanhe has already taken care of his head." ”

Lu Wei, who heard it really, glanced at the team leader.

Dutou: I didn't hear anything.

He Zhixian hurriedly put a chopstick into his mouth, chewed it twice, and before he could swallow it, the chopsticks in his hand stretched out to the fish on the plate again......

In the blink of an eye, a fish of about a pound and a half was gone.

Don't say that Zhang Sanhe is the head of the team, even a group of errand soldiers feel that the situation is not right, how do you know whether the county is trying or eating vegetables? Many people saw that he was so engaged in eating, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he kept swallowing saliva.

No matter how sluggish Lu Yuan was, he didn't feel right, and turned his eyes for help to the team leader, who ignored him and looked for Ruan Xiaosan in the crowd. At this time, Ruan Xiaosan appeared and reminded the county brother-in-law that if he was disobedient, he would have to kneel on the washboard when he went back at night.

Ruan Xiaosan was busy working next to the gambling stall, but he didn't know what was happening in the county.

Lu Yuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, turned around and rushed off the high platform.