On the streets of Amsterdam, three old men bask in the sun and walk leisurely.

Einstein looked at Freud, who was on crutches next to him, and whispered to Romain Rolland: "Why did you recruit him too?" What a hassle. ”

Romain Rolland laughed: "You can dislike his theories, but there is no denying his doctrines." ”

Einstein frowned and did not speak, although he cooperated with Freud in the cause of anti-war, but he was extremely disgusted with Freud's doctrine.

In particular, Freud wrote to Einstein several times, saying that he wanted to do a psychoanalysis for him. Einstein felt like a guinea pig being targeted by a monster scientist, and he wrote to respond: "I regret that I can't fulfill your wishes, because I want to stay in a dark place that has not yet been analyzed." ”

For Einstein's achievements, Freud always said that he was lucky.

Albert Einstein was upset: "If you don't know me, how can you say I'm lucky?" ”

Freud retorted, "Because you're studying mathematical physics, unlike psychology, which I study, everybody can interject." ”

A few years ago, Dr. Menger and the writer Zweig wrote letters to many people calling for support for Sigmund Freud to win the Nobel Prize. Einstein wrote back to Menger: "Out of admiration for Mr. Freud's outstanding achievements, I have decided not to get involved in this matter. ”

Taken together, one conclusion can be drawn that Einstein and Freud did not like each other, but they often kept in touch, and they were both disdainful and affirmative and respectful of each other's achievements.

As for Romain Rolland, he was good friends with Albert Einstein and Freud.

Freud's most famous book, The Interpretation of Dreams, sold badly and has not been accepted by mainstream society. It was not until the end of the First World War that Freud was gradually recognized by the academic community.

And it was not the European medical community that first endorsed Freud's theory, but the European literary and artistic circles.

Since the 20s, Freud has been very close to writers and artists in France, Germany and Austria, and often writes letters to discuss the role of psychology in literary and artistic works.

As for this time, Einstein and Romain Rolland came to Amsterdam to attend the International Conference on Non-War Studies, while Freud came to The Hague to attend the European Medical Conference, and the three old men met together inexplicably.

"I'm very interested in Zhou Hexuan," Freud said, "and there are all kinds of dreams and conjectures in his 'The Goddess,' and the mental activity of a person who can write such a work should be wonderful." ”

Albert Einstein complained, "You want to do psychoanalysis for him, right? ”

Floyd nodded and smiled, "It's an idea." ”

"What a nasty hobby," said Einstein, "I'm sure Zhou Hexuan definitely doesn't like to be studied by you, and normal people don't like it." ”

Freud pointed to Romain Rolland: "He is willing to be studied by me." ”

Albert Einstein said, "So he's not a normal person." ”

Romain Rolland laughed: "You have to quarrel every time you meet, I'm used to it." ”

Einstein took out a box of cigars, handed one to Romain Rolland, and deliberately said to Freud, "Do you want one?" ”

Freud stared at the cigar and swallowed his saliva, then shook his head again and again: "Don't smoke, don't smoke, life matters." ”

Albert Einstein lit it in style, smoked a cigar and exclaimed, "What a pleasure to smoke." ”

Freud was suddenly anxious, and spread his hands and said, "Quickly bring me one too." ”

"Don't you smoke?" Albert Einstein said proudly.

"I don't smoke it, I can't hold it yet?" Floyd said depressedly.

"Hahahaha!"

Albert Einstein and Romain Rolland laughed at the same time.

Freud really could only hold the cigar in his mouth, not daring to actually smoke it. He was an old smoker who smoked cigars and had oral cancer and now had to quit.

It seems that people who are engaged in academic research like to smoke, and Einstein was also a smoker, and he said that "pipes make people think".

In the history of psychological research, the greatest addiction to cigarettes was Tietschner, who even said, "If a man does not smoke, he should not expect to be a psychologist." Not only did he smoke himself, but he also took his students to smoke, and as a result, the students who didn't smoke were forced to smoke a few cigarettes. In Mr. Tie's seminar, you have to ask the female students what to do? Hey, female students aren't allowed at all.

As for Sigmund Freud's cigar smoking, there is a professional explanation. He thinks that people who love to smoke are very pitiful, because they can't suck enough breast milk when they are infants, so they use smoking to make up for this deficiency when they grow up, which is the satisfaction of instinctive desires.

When the three old men finally arrived at the inn, Freud knocked on the door and shouted in German, "Is Mr. Zhou there?" ”

Zhou Hexuan opened the door and saw this old man, and immediately felt very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere. Take a look further and finally find Einstein and Romain Rolland, is this a group tour of European masters?

Albert Einstein introduced: "Zhou, this is the famous psychologist Sigmund Freud, this is the famous writer Romain Rolland. ”

Zhou Hexuan hurriedly said: "Three gentlemen, please come in!" ”

There are only two stools in the hotel room, one each for Romain Rolland and Albert Einstein. Freud was older and in poor health, so he sat directly on the edge of the comfortable bed, and Zhou Hexuan helped him put away the crutches and sat down with the old man next to him.

As soon as Einstein opened his mouth, he smiled and said, "Zhou, the last time I saw Pol, I told him about your quantum cat experiment, and he was immediately speechless. Now European physicists who study quantum theory are thinking about the quantum cat experiment, and they named the experiment 'Zhou Hexuan's cat'. ”

Zhou Hexuan sweated wildly and said: "I'm just whimsical. ”

Romain Rolland said: "I like your book "The Goddess very much", that book is full of torture of human nature and yearning for peace and freedom. You are a respectable humanitarian writer. ”

"Wherever," Zhou said, "I'm just a little writer, and you're the 'conscience of Europe.'" ”

Romain Rolland smiled: "If I am the conscience of Europe, then you are the conscience of Asia." ”

The four of them didn't expect that Romain Rolland would say that, and some people would really call Zhou Hexuan "the conscience of Asia" in the future.

Romain Rolland added: "Zhou, I am very sympathetic and indignant at what has happened to China. At this international non-war conference, I will definitely speak for China and call on the whole world to condemn and boycott Japan's war behavior! ”

"Thank you!" Zhou Hexuan expressed his heartfelt gratitude.

As soon as the two said a few words, Freud couldn't help but speak: "Zhou, I am also very interested in your "Goddess", can I help you do psychoanalysis?" ”

Zhou Hexuan looked at him stunned: "......"

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