Chapter 22: Little Tintin's Troubles

used endless tricks to deceive Dong Shan of spending money to hire Xiao San'er to pretend to be a female adulterer of the vegetable family, and said without hesitation: Damn, you are really an extras hired by Dong Shan! See how Lao Tzu deals with you!

Non-stop: "I said that outside the board member, you are too inauthentic to do things like this, how can you regret it after the money is negotiated?" The little monk has pushed down a big puja! ”

The more Xiao San'er listened, the more angry he became: "The surname is Dong, you explain it to me clearly!" Why give him fifteen taels, just give me three taels! ”

Dong Shan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, stared at Xiao San'er with two eyes, and scolded in his heart: Rammer, did you grow up eating pig, how can you say this casually!

Seeing that Xiao San'er actually bent his neck and looked at him, Dong Shan couldn't help but worry, if he didn't stop it, this stunned person might say something, thinking of this, he scolded loudly: "Shut up!" Don't listen to his nonsense, I don't even know him! He's fooling you! ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Xiao San'er vigorously. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

He sneered in his heart and said to Dong Shan: "Dong Yuanwai, this is your fault!" In the blink of an eye, I don't admit it! If you don't look for me, forget it, why don't you let such a handsome person as the little monk go, and use this mouse who has become a fine. Isn't that a disservice to me? ”

When everyone looked at it, Xiao San'er really had thief eyebrows, rat eyes, sharp-beaked monkey gills, and really looked like a mouse, and there was a burst of laughter.

However, Xiao San'er didn't have the heart to pay attention to this sarcasm, all his thoughts were on fifteen taels of silver, fifteen taels, grandma's, Dong Shan, you deceived people too much! Thinking of this, he said, "Dong Shan! Tell me what this money is all about! ”

Dong Shan was so anxious that he wanted to slap him: "Hugh wants to listen to his nonsense, you are with me every day, where do I have the time to find him!" ”

When he heard this, he immediately said, "Since we are together every day, how can this rat spirit have time to have an affair with your brother and sister?" ”

Dong Shan defended: "If it is fornication, it is stolen, how do I know!" ”

He kept saying, "He can secretly go to fornication, why can't you come to me secretly?" Fifteen taels! ”

Xiao San'er listened to the endless words and felt that it made too much sense: "That's right! You must have stolen to him! Good for you, Dong Shan! It's too much of a deception! ”

Dong Shan saw that he had the intention of anti-water, stretched out his hand to grab him, and threatened in a low voice: "If you don't want to be in prison, shut up!" I have friends in the yamen! ”

Xiao San'er was so anxious that he panicked: "This and this..."Although money is important, if you really go to prison, this crime will not be bearable."

At this time, she kept giving Ying Xue a look, and Ying Xue squeezed into the crowd and walked towards Dong Shan's position.

He took out two things from his arms, raised his left hand and asked Xiao San'er, "What do you think this is?" ”

Xiao San'er's eyes lit up: "Pearl!" ”

He raised his right hand again: "What about this?" ”

Xiao San'er disdainful: "A piece of paper." ”

"If you can pronounce the words on this paper, I will give you this pearl!" ”

Xiao San'er's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, good!" ”

Dong Shan hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him: "Don't fall for him!" ”

Xiao San'er hesitated.

At this time, Ying Xue was already close to Dong Shan, and her finger was on him, and Dong Shan was there like a mud tire, unable to move, unable to speak, only his eyes were dripping and rolling.

He sighed endlessly: "Hey, this pearl is worth thirty taels of silver." Forget it, you're destined to have no chance with silver. ”

As he spoke, he was about to carry the pearl into his arms, and muttered in his mouth: "Hey, fifteen taels plus thirty taels, tsk, how much money did you make less!" ”

Shaking his head endlessly, he glanced up at Xiao San'er, with an expression of "I don't make any money, I'm very disappointed in you".

Xiao San'er couldn't stop putting away the pearls, and hurriedly said, "Wait! I read! ”

He gave him an appreciative smile: "Good, good, three donors!" Looks like you're going to make a windfall. ”

Xiao San'er took two steps, did not pick up the paper, but went to get the pearl.

After a while, he shook the piece of paper in front of Xiao San'er and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, the three donors, you have to read out the words on the paper first!" ”

Xiao San'er blushed, grabbed the paper, and quickly unfolded the paper, because the force was too great, the paper was split in two.

Xiao San'er put two pieces of paper together, and on the paper was a spring character and two insect characters.

Xiao San'er turned it over and looked at it for a long time, and when he took these words apart, he felt familiar, but he didn't recognize them when they were put together.

Xiao San looked up at Dong Shan, but saw that Dong Shan's strange eyes were wide open, and the expression on his face was as rich as a kaleidoscope.

He kept urging: "Three donors, if someone else reads it, this pearl is not yours!" ”

Xiao San'er scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and kept urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'll count to three, one, two, three!" ”

Xiao San'er now only hates himself for not learning and not knowing, reading a word for thirty taels of silver, this money is equal to nothing.

I can't eat the fat meat in my mouth, and Xiao San'er is as anxious as a spinning top, scolding herself for being stupid!

He continued to urge: "It's time! ”

Xiao San'er: "Nian..... Spring! ”

Non-stop: "That's not right! ”

Xiao San'er: "Nian worm!" ”

Non-stop: "That's not right! ”

Xiao San'er became more and more anxious: "Then, what are you talking about!" ”

Non-stop: "Ugly! ”

Xiao San'er: "Yes, yes, it's ugly, I was just about to say it, and you said it!" ”

Non-stop: "Good, good, you don't even know stupid words, how can you say that the vegetable girl appreciates your literary talent?" ”

Xiao San'er: "This, that, me." ”

The incessant questioning caught him off guard, thinking that it was for thirty taels of silver, but he didn't expect to be hit by him.

Although Dong Shan was arrested, he regretted it even more in his heart, why did he make up such an unlucky reason at that time.

Xiao San'er looked at Dong Shan, Dong Shan stood there straight and straight, with a hideous expression. Xiao San panicked, and didn't know what to do for a while.

Non-stop: "Besides, Xiao San'er, you are a eunuch, how could the girl of the Cai family have an affair with you to get pregnant?" ”

Boom, the crowd boiled.

Xiao San'er: "You bald monk!" Sling the bull! I'm not a eunuch! ”

Non-stop giggling: "Then you have the ability to take off your pants and prove yourself!" ”

Xiao San'er wanted to take off his pants, but he did have something unspeakable, although he was not a real eunuch, but that guy was too small, if he showed that guy, he would inevitably be laughed at.

Xiao San'er: "I, why should I listen to you!" ”

Constantly changing the kindness just now, his face was hideous: "Then I'll help you!" ”

He turned his head, pointed endlessly and said to Sakura, "Sakura Child! Stripped off her pants! ”

When Ying Xue heard this, she was so angry that she wanted to stab him to death, and said in her heart: Bastard bastard, little bald donkey with bad eyes! Isn't it tricking me to let me take off a stinky man's pants! Grandma's, clearing up the grievances for the vegetable girl today is the top priority, this account, my aunt and grandmother will be settling it with you in the future!

Sakura Xue is not the kind of master who swallows her anger, and if she provokes her, it will definitely be three times or five times the revenge to go back! couldn't deal with it for the time being, so he sent his anger to Xiao San'er.

She reached out and took out a piece of silver from her money bag and held it above her head: "This piece of silver, five taels!" If you want to make money, you can pick him up for me! “

As soon as the words fell, I saw a few young men rushing out of the crowd, directly pressing Xiao San'er to the ground, and reaching out to pick up his pants.

Xiao San'er was terrified, grabbed his pants with his hands, and struggled desperately: "Jia Ping! Liu Lang! What are you going to do! What are you going to do! ”

Jia Ping grinned and pressed him: "What are you doing?" Righteous and chivalrous! ”

Liu Lang: "San'er, don't move, obediently let us take off your pants, and my brother will invite you to drink when you turn around." ”

Xiao San'er struggled desperately: "You guys stop!" Stop it! ”

He was already thin and weak, and he couldn't deal with these men alone, so he only struggled twice before his pants were ripped off.

Jia Ping was overjoyed: "Look at Sakura Boy!" This thief really doesn't have eggs! ”

When the onlookers heard this, they all began to be curious, they had only heard of eunuchs before, but they had never seen them, but today they actually had the opportunity to see them alive. Driven by curiosity, do-gooders have stepped forward to see for a long time. Although those little daughters-in-law were curious, they didn't dare to come forward to look at them, so they had to cover their eyes with their hands and satisfy their curiosity from between their fingers. And those adult mothers-in-law have no scruples, their movements are quite bold, and they can't wait to touch them.

Sakura covered her eyes and turned her head: "Okay, okay, got it!" Got it! ”