Chapter 135: The Benefits of Engaging in the Beauty of the Empress Dowager He
Empress Dowager He actually lied coquettishly: "I really want you to treat me like that." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info What the hell do you want people to do that?! ”
Jin Liang looked at Empress Dowager He evilly: "How is it?!" Why don't you come and serve me first? ”
"Aiqing, how should this palace wait for you?" Empress Dowager He was at a loss, suddenly like a young girl who was new to affairs.
"Didn't you do that to him?" Jin Liang thought of the absurd and unscrupulous Emperor Ling of Han: "Doesn't he play with women a lot?" ”
Empress Dowager He said angrily: "He has a lot of tricks!" Indeed, playing with different women has different tricks, he took a fancy to which woman was beautiful anytime and anywhere in the harem and pulled it to the bed, in order to make it easier for him to be lucky, those beautiful women in the harem had to wear open crotch pants, just like him to indulge every day, and to live to be in his thirties is already a blessing from heaven. ”Jin Liang stretched out his hand to caress Empress Dowager He's pink face: "Alas, let's not talk about him!" You really won't be like that, wouldn't you? Okay, I'll teach you. ”
"Open your mouth, yes, that's it, that's it," Jin Liang looked at Empress Dowager He approvingly, and after a while, his face changed greatly: "Alas, be careful of your teeth, don't bite my big knife." "Is there anything cooler than the one that the mother of a nation gives herself? No! So Jin Liang was decisively cool, he couldn't just explode so easily, he still had to show his might and subdue this beautiful woman who had been absent for many years. If you can't subdue her in bed, you will inevitably be rejected by her under the bed, which is not conducive to your long-term plans.
However, Jin Liang, who is now the number one macho man in the Three Kingdoms, will he lose? Jin Liang leaned on the phoenix bed, and the Empress Dowager He lay on his waist. Stick your head up and tilt your face. Beautiful eyes are looking forward to it. looked at Jin Liang affectionately.
Empress Dowager He said aggrievedly: "Jin Lang, how can you hold on for so long without erupting, my mouth is numb." ”
"Then let Weichen come and wait for the Queen Mother." Jin Liang smiled evilly, leaned over, gently took off the queen mother's phoenix robe, took off her pink silk pants, glanced at the queen mother, and couldn't help but admire: "What a fertile land." ”
"It's a pity that no one has come to cultivate and sow seeds for so many years." Empress Dowager He complained: "The fertile land has been open for a long time, and it is about to become a barren land." ”
"Then let Weichen plough the fertile field of the Queen Mother." Jin Liang lowered his head while smirking evilly.
Jin Liang is a man who is willing to do anything to make a woman happy, this kind of man will make a woman happy, but he is despised by other men. However, Jin Liang is such a virtue regardless of his past and present life, and satisfying a woman and then satisfying himself is the criterion for the interaction between men and women in his heart, and he has always followed it and has never violated it. Such a man is undoubtedly a woman's gift.
"Ah, you bad guy, why are you so good at it." Empress Dowager He was heartily expressing her happy emotions, and at the same time pulled Jin Liang's ear and asked, "You say." You've kissed a couple of women here. ”
"I've only kissed you here in this world." Jin Liang is right, in this time and space, the previous Jin Liang knew this, even if he understood, he really didn't want to succumb to a woman's crotch, and now the last object of Jin Liang's affection was the female assassin Liu Bei, and it was impossible to do this kind of thing under the conditions at that time, that is, to get on the horse directly, and the Empress Dowager He was really the first. However, in another world, how many there are, you have to use a good calculation, although it was a sling wire at that time, there were a lot of pink fungus, black fungus, and white Fumei.
"Hmph, I don't believe it!" Empress Dowager He shouted comfortably again: "Ah." ”
"Call a fart," Jin Liang grabbed a silk scarf and stuffed it into the mouth of the Empress Dowager He: "You woman don't look at where you are now, you scream so loudly, in case the other soldiers hear it, do we still have a way to live?" ”
Empress Dowager He glared at Jin Liang, tears in her eyes, shook her head aggrievedly, reached out and pulled out the silk scarf, and kicked Jin Liang: "You dead thing, look at what this is, just stuff it into my mouth." ”
"Ah, it's this, I'm sorry." When I looked at it, it turned out to be the underwear that had just been removed from the Empress Dowager He, and I was a little worried just now, so I didn't look at it, and I grabbed it and stuffed it into the mouth of the Empress Dowager He.
After Empress Dowager He kicked Jin Liang, her anger dissipated, and the cool and itchy feeling below came up again, so she said, "You can get it well, I won't scream." As he spoke, he grabbed a real silk scarf and stuffed it into his mouth.
After a while, boom, a flash flood erupted, spraying Jin Liang's face, wow, Jin Liang looked at the Empress Dowager He in amazement, the legendary Queen of Blowing C.
Empress Dowager He lay on the phoenix bed softly, rested for a while, and stretched out her pink arm: "Aiqing, use your big knife to plow the fields for the Empress Dowager." ”
"Weichen respectfully obeys the Queen Mother's holy decree!"
Crazy men and women fight together, when they are really chess opponents, they will meet good materials, and they are inseparable, and the phoenix bed has been squeaking and shaking. Doing what you like to do with such a mature and plump woman like a peach is not like with those girls like green apples, Jin Liang is particularly open this time, and all the postures have been used several times. The originally neat and dry phoenix bed was wet with Jin Liang's sweat and Empress Dowager He's jade liquid. Seven times in one night, it seems like it's more than that. What a terrible woman this beautiful woman has been absent for a long time!
When Jin Liang staggered back to his Zhongjun tent, he vowed to find Zuo Ci and Hua Tuo as soon as possible, and it was up to the two of them to help, otherwise there would be more and more women in the future, and I was really afraid that I wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he underestimated his body too much, he was busy these days, he didn't have time to rest well, and he was destroyed by the Empress Dowager He like this, his body was a little uncomfortable for a while, but he could soon return to normal, or even better than before, because the lightning was not split in vain, but he didn't know the mystery now, and thought he was squeezed dry.
Dian Wei wanted to step forward to help Jin Liang, but Jin Liang hurriedly waved his hand to signal that he could, but his steps were a little vague, not afraid. After entering the Zhongjun tent, Jin Liang almost fainted, and there was a woman sitting inside, also looking at him with spring-like eyes. Trace always envoy Wu Amaranth! is also a plump woman that Lu Bu likes! It's just that why is her look so strange?
Jin Liang asked directly: "Why do you look at me like that?" I don't think you used to see me that way. ”
"It's nothing, I went to collect relevant information about Pan Ming, and passed by the Queen Mother's bed. Seeing something that shouldn't be seen. Wu Amaran's eyes were watery: "Someone's things are really powerful!" ”
"The Red Guards are having a meal with those palace maids." Jin Liang was shocked and angry: "You don't have long eyes?!" ”
Wu Amaranth smiled and said, "Hehe, you don't have to blame them. I saw that the palace maids outside the tent were flushed, and the atmosphere was very strange, so I flew up and jumped on the top of the tent, broke a small hole, and looked down. Someone was lying on the Queen Mother's place. ”
Jin Liang looked at Wu Amaran and said, "I'm dizzy, how long have you been watching." You, a girl who has never been married, shouldn't look at other people's affairs. ”
Bu Fan looked at Lu Bu sneeringly: "Oh, I'll calculate, it seems to be more than two hours." It seems that the Queen Mother erupted seven or eight times, and someone also erupted seven or eight times, and it seems that there were several times when it sprayed directly into the Queen Mother. Aren't you afraid that the Queen Mother will be pregnant? ”
"What, pregnant??" Jin Liang's face changed greatly: "If the Queen Mother is pregnant, then the matter will be a big deal." ”
"Don't worry, who made you my lord," Wu Yuan grinned, "I just sprinkled a little powder from the top of that tent into her cup." I saw her drink it. "What powder?" Jin Liang asked in surprise.
"Haha, don't worry, lord. That's a medicinal powder. If our sisters were bullied by some dignitaries and did not want to conceive their children, they would not have gotten pregnant if they took the powder. ”
"Oh, that's it, then I'm relieved." Jin Liang turned to ask, "Apart from those palace maids, is there anyone else who knows?" ”
"The Red Loyal Guards are standing far away, and they shouldn't be able to hear the Queen Mother's voice, but that stupid big man is so good at martial arts, and his hearing sense should be very sensitive," Wu Yuan looked at Dian Wei outside the tent with bad intentions: "He should have heard it, it's better to kill him, and no one will know your secret." ”
"It's better to kill you," Jin Liang said, "You are all my right-hand men, don't engage in any conflict of will." ”
"Oh, then I didn't say it, but what should I do with those palace maids?!" Wu asked Amaran.
"I'll ask the Queen Mother's opinion another day, I think it is still necessary to use thick gold for the time being, and you can't kill it, after all, there are only a few henchmen and palace maids of the Queen Mother." Jin Liang turned to ask, "Did you find it?" That Pan Ming had a close relationship with the minister in the DPRK and the central government, and he had a close relationship with the general in the army?! ”
"Shangshu Zheng Tai, Huang Zhong's subordinates Li Sheng and Wang Du's two military marquis." Oh, Zheng Tai Zheng Gongye, Jin Liang is not strange at all, this guy was originally a famous undercover agent in history, and he once fooled Dong Zhuo.
The other two are all children of the family, and they are inextricably linked with Luoyang, and these two people are deep in the city, and Jin Liang can't catch their sore feet for the time being.
Jin Liang snorted coldly: "These people, I have long been vigilant, and you must keep a good eye on them." ”
"Humble command. It's just ......," Wu Yuan hesitated.
"It's just ......," Jin Liang asked with a frown.
"I looked at your majestic and heroic posture just now, and my heart was ape, I'm afraid I can't do things well, just thinking about your thing."
"Get out! Don't tease me! Looking at Wu Amaranth's stolen expression, Jin Liang knew that she was teasing herself. This woman who is neither big nor small, she has watched so many dignitaries and nobles, and she is used to seeing the joy of the bed, how can she be distracted, she is purely.
"Humble command!" Wu Amaran said, turning in a circle, and running out of the tent as if flying. This woman is twenty-five years old, and she is the head of an intelligence organization, how can she behave so naively and naughtily?
The next day, the army was still consolidating, Han Hao had to take away 200,000 troops, and 80,000 auxiliaries had to be incorporated into the ranks, which would take time. Empress Dowager He convened a court meeting, in addition to the six auxiliary ministers headed by Lu Zhi, there were also Zheng Tai, and senior generals above the military marquis level under Jin Liang. Because the Queen Mother decided to ask Jia Jinliang to lead the army to defeat the White Wave Thieves and Black Mountain Thieves, almost all the generals in the army came, except for Wei Xu, who was still transporting grain. The Queen Mother changed her sad complexion from the past, her face was radiant, radiant, and stunningly beautiful, and the fifteen-year-old Princess Liu Hua stood behind the Queen Mother He, and the two looked not like mother and daughter, but like sisters. All the ministers held their breath and stared, their eyes were not evil, and they were all muttering in their hearts, why did the Queen Mother suddenly seem to be a different person.
Empress Dowager He saw the doubts in the eyes of the ministers, so she preemptively explained: "This palace is very happy to see Aiqing make this great achievement, and people are in good spirits when they are happy. When you are in good spirits, you will naturally be radiant. So don't be surprised, ministers. "It's definitely the explanation that there are no three hundred taels of silver here.
Jin Liang looked at these ministers with fear. You are all about to arrive in Xiangyang, even if you find out that I have misbehaved with the Queen Mother, do you dare to expose it? It doesn't matter if the Empress Dowager and I are notorious, the key is that the Xiangyang regime will be despised and questioned by the people of the world because of this palace scandal, so even if these ministers have insight into something to see, they dare not speak out.
Empress Dowager He kissed her lips: "Jin Qing, what did you do last night?" Why are you so emaciated? ”
Jin Liang was dizzy. This Empress Dowager He has a really strong psychological quality, and she dares to challenge head-on, so she replied with a joking mood: "Weichen went to a concubine of Xinna to spend the night last night. ”
Empress Dowager He squinted her eyes, gritted her teeth, and continued to ask: "It seems that your little concubine is so beautiful that Aiqing is overworked." ”
"My little concubine is not only beautiful, but also good at room surgery, she is very crazy, and Weichen is ashamed, not an opponent. Defeated. Jin Liang still teased the Empress Dowager He with that joking mood.
Jin Liang looked at the radiant appearance of Empress Dowager He who was sitting on the phoenix chair, and sighed in his heart. No wonder people say that women are fields, men are cows, only tired cows, no bad fields, good fires and charcoal, good women are wasters.
These ministers all thought that Jin Liang was having an affair with Xinna's concubine Diao Chan, but they didn't know that he was having an affair with their respected Empress Dowager He.
Lu Zhi, who had a stern personality, couldn't help but shake his head when he saw his disciple so dissolute, and reprimanded: "Originally, it was forbidden to bring family members in the barracks, but you not only carried beautiful dependents, but also indulged all night, so how can you set an example for the soldiers, so how can you lead good soldiers?" ”
Empress Dowager He secretly restrained her proud mood and coughed lightly: "Lord Lu, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, Jin Qing is nearly thirty years old and has no heirs, so he fights all night and reproduces heirs, this is a pure filial piety, and we should reward it and not reprimand it." Moreover, we are not marching completely, and we have special circumstances so we have to bring our families with us. Lord Lu doesn't have to mind. ”
Lu Zhi couldn't help but laugh dumbly when he saw that Empress Dowager He was covering for Jin Liang like this, and said, "Xianting, don't take it as an example." Jin Liang took the order.
Empress Dowager He lightly opened her lips again: "General Jin led 40,000 officers and troops to fight against more than 100,000 white wave thieves, 150,000 Zhang Yan thief soldiers, 200,000 Yu poison thief soldiers, win more with less, win even more battles, annihilate more than 100,000 enemies, and capture more than 300,000 people. ”?
Lu Zhi immediately knocked: "Please take back the queen mother's fate!" Jin Liang can't be named a hussar general! ”
Jin Liang also asked: "Please take back the queen mother's life!" The minister is ashamed and does not dare to lead the post of hussar general! ”
"This is all a good intention of this palace, why do you want to excuse this?!" Empress Dowager He was very comfortable last night, and she had the heart to repay Ai Lang for his hard work last night, so she began to give such a heavy reward early in the morning.
"Jin Xianting is now leading the general of Zhengnan, which is already a very high military position, and then up is the front and back generals, and above is General Wei, the hussar general, the chariot general, the general, Jin Xianting now only destroys the white wave thieves and black mountain thieves, the queen mother will make him a hussar general, if Jin Xianting kills Dong Zhuo in the future, how will the queen mother be rewarded, if Jin Xianting destroys Wuhuan, Xianbei, and Qianghu, how can the queen mother be rewarded, and the reward should not be too heavy and indiscriminate, otherwise the public opinion in the world is turbulent, and it is not good for Xianting, please let the queen mother know it."
"Mrs. Lu is reasonable," Empress Dowager He turned her head and asked Jin Liang, "What does Jin Qing think?" "There is resentment in your eyes, which means that people finally rewarded you once, but you didn't appreciate it.
Jin Liang's eyes did not squint, and his eyes looked at the Queen Mother extremely squarely: "The minister agrees with the words of the Taifu, and the minister is only willing to receive the Wenhou fiefdom." ”
Historically, after Lu Bu killed Dong Zhuo, he was named General Fenwei, Yibi Sansi, Feng Wenhou, and Wang Yun shared the government, as for Dong Zhuo who had just surrendered, he was named the Marquis of Duting. However, although Lu Bu was named Wen Hou in history, in fact, that Wen County was not under his control at all, Wen County was under the control of the Sima clan of Hanoi County, thousands of miles away from Chang'an.
Now it's different, Jin Liang's sphere of influence can't control Hanoi County for the time being, but his more than 100,000 troops are stationed in Nanyang County, which is only a mountain away from Hanoi County, and he can fight over sooner or later, completely raze the Sima clan, firmly control Wen County in the palm of his hand, and become a veritable Marquis of Wen County.
Empress Dowager He asked a little unwillingly: "You have made this great achievement, and you have only won a title, and this palace is not willing to go, so it is better for you to make a little more request, if this palace can do it, it will definitely be accepted." ”
Jin Liang remembered what Guo Jia had said to him, so he said: "I have tens of thousands of troops under my command, and the personnel are mixed, so I can't call it the Bingzhou Army, nor can I call it the Jizhou Army or the Luoyang Army, and simply call it the official army is confused with other forces and armies that have been unwilling to come to the audience because I am not convinced, so I ask the Queen Mother to give me the power to name the army, and at the same time, I have some new ideas about the military system, and I want to make some adjustments in order to enhance morale and combat effectiveness to a greater extent, and ask the Queen Mother to give me the power to reform the military system." ”
"Taifu, what do you think?" Empress Dowager He didn't know anything about military affairs, so she asked Lu Zhi, who was well versed in military affairs.
"Name the army, make some adjustments, in this extraordinary period, it is feasible expedient, but after you think clearly, you must come and consult with our five auxiliary ministers, most of us agree, you can implement this." Lu Zhi turned to Jin Liang and said that since it was Jin Liang's auxiliary minister system, he would use this system to restrain Jin Liang, so as not to make him the second Dong Zhuo. (To be continued.) )