(Pure fiction, please don't be more real)

The postmaster of Zhongshan Mansion in Dingzhou actually came to Liu Bei. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info how to explain it, in fact, this superintendent has an unknown evil taste. He belongs to the double lover, and he simply likes men and women. When Liu Bei took office, the superintendent took a fancy to this beautiful man Liu Bei, and after inquiring and analyzing it in many ways, he felt that Liu Bei's military exploits in the Yellow Turban Army when he rebelled should be rewarded with a higher position; But looking at Liu Bei is equivalent to going out, saying that if it doesn't sound good, it's just to send it away.

So the superintendent began to think crookedly, this day the superintendent with the guards said that it was the inspector, Anxi County said that it was the inspector, in fact, he just wanted to see if he could start.

After the superintendent arrived at the hall, he asked Liu Bei: "Where is County Lieutenant Liu from?" In whose barracks did they belong to before? "

Liu Bei said: "After I am King Jing of Zhongshan, from Zhuojun to the present encirclement and suppression of the Yellow Turban Army, more than 30 battles of all sizes have been quite meritorious, so I got this position!" Liu Bei's answer was full of confidence and pride. But in the ears of the superintendent, it is tantamount to showing off his noble background and his outstanding achievements, and clearly stating that his official position is all based on his own military exploits, rather than going through the door and making connections.

But it also shows that Liu Bei really does not have a powerful backstage support. The superintendent couldn't help but let go of his evil thoughts and smiled: "Then does County Lieutenant Liu already have a marriage?" "

Liu Bei felt uncomfortable for a while, after all, his appearance was now perfectly disguised as a man, but he was actually a woman. This fat and ugly post supervisor turned out to have such a personal problem, so Liu Bei said unhappily: "There has never been a marriage match, but the post supervisor has a suitable daughter to introduce?" I appreciate your kindness, and I don't think it's time to talk about marriage. "

This is cool in the heart of the superintendent (Hinata!) Okay, be sure to take it. I don't believe that a distant relative who doesn't know if it's a royal family can still defy the pressure I exerted. ）

So the governor pretended to be angry and said: "You falsely claimed to be the emperor's relatives and falsely reported your achievements, and now the imperial court has issued an edict to eliminate abusive officials like you!" You even taught me a lesson? What do you think you are? "

Liu Bei had already understood what he meant, and it was nothing more than to let Liu Bei submit to himself. If you have any requirements in the future, you have to listen to others, although I am very angry, although I want to beat up the superintendent, but just when Liu Bei was about to break out, the soul bell hanging on his neck suddenly rang (only the voice that sounded in Liu Bei's heart); Liu Bei calmed down, looked at the conjuring bell, thought of Jin Liang, yes, he said before, he would work hard to give Jin Liang double protection. Calm, calm, calm again.

So Liu Bei lowered his posture and said: "I am not teaching you a lesson, and I have a family tree in my family to prove it." You can rest assured that there will be no suspicion of fraud. Is there anything you can do for me? As long as you say I'm absolutely satisfied with you. "

Although the superintendent was still somewhat dissatisfied with Liu Bei's words, he was absolutely satisfied with Liu Bei after listening to him. He smiled and said, "I don't have any big requirements, just don't forget to pay the taxes on time." "

Then he got up and walked to Liu Bei and whispered, "County Lieutenant Liu, you are really a rare beautiful man." I'm very happy, I'm waiting for you tonight at the Rifle Inn Tianzi No. 1. Come here alone, I want to discuss life with you and discuss ideals; You know what I mean, right? I'll go first. Hahaha" said that the post officer walked out of the county government.

Liu Bei didn't react for a while, and didn't react until the superintendent walked out of the county government. This person is as good as Longyang, and he wants to let himself sleep when he sees that he is a beautiful man. Liu Bei's suppressed anger suddenly exploded, and he thought angrily in his heart (I can give you if I want money, and I can find you if I want a woman.) Since you want me to **? I put up with you for the sake of justice, and you still want me to go**? Let me betray my father-in-law? Hmph, even if I can't kill you, it won't make it too easy for you to pass. ）

With a plan in mind, Liu Bei asked the official to call Zhang Fei over, and Liu Bei knew that some things could only be done by the impulsive and irritable Zhang Fei. After a while, Zhang Fei walked in and shouted as he came in: "Big brother, are you looking for me?" I just went up hunting in the mountains and caught a few pheasants for the kitchen to do. Big brother, are you looking for me? "

Liu Bei smiled, his third brother is really a bit of a living treasure. After arriving in Anxi County, he had nothing to practice martial arts and hunting, and he didn't feel like an official at all. Hearing this, he caught the pheasant again, and said with a smile: "Call your second brother over too." Let's have a drink in a while, and I have something to discuss with you. "

It didn't take long for Guan Yu to come over, and the three of them drank for a long time, Liu Bei felt that the time was almost up, so he said that today the post supervisor came to the county government to make all kinds of troubles, and finally asked Liu Bei to pick up Longyang's good with him. After hearing this, Guan Zhang and the others were red-faced, especially Zhang Fei, who was shooting the case, and roared angrily: "This superintendent is simply scum, I will go to the Laifu Inn to kill him now." "I'm going to go out with that.

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Second brother stopped Yide, can't let him get into trouble." "

Guan Yu rushed out and pulled Zhang Fei back, and waited for the two to sit down before Liu Bei said, "Yide, I don't know you can't swallow this breath." But after all, the superintendent is an official of the imperial court, and if he really dies at your hands, my brothers will never come out again. I'll go back in the evening and prepare, and we'll set off early tomorrow morning to join my senior brother Gongsun Zhan." "

Zhang Fei also calmed down, and after the banquet was dispersed, they went home to sleep. On the street, I heard many people on the street say how good Anxi County has changed after Liu Bei came to Anxi County, and I am also happy in my heart. But before Zhang Fei could fully laugh, he heard a discordant voice.

The sound came from two people who would be dressed up in the house. Jia Jiang A said: "Cut, no matter how good Liu Bei is, what's the use of not calling for my family to come and drink it." You heard that Liu Bei is going to sleep for adults tonight, and he will definitely become an adult's plaything in the future. Hmph"

General B said: "Be quiet, it's not that I don't know that adults don't like us talking about his Longyang outside." And Liu Bei, I've seen that really beautiful man, if I had that kind of hobby and that right, I would also find Liu Bei to come over. And you haven't seen that Liu Bei, if you don't have a beard, it is estimated that she must be a big beauty in women's clothes. Looking at the thin skin and tender meat, I feel more delicate than the little red of Yixiangyuan. It's a pity that it's not a woman, it's a pity that the flesh and skin. "

General A said: "It's really fake, then let's go and see how the adult's room is going at night, anyway, the room of the Son of Heaven has been wrapped up tonight, and no one will dare to disturb it, how about we peek in the middle of the night?" "

General B replied: "Forget it, two men...... I might as well go find Xiaohong. "

The two generals muttered as they walked over, not realizing that they had ignited a bomb that was easily exploding because of their conversation.

Zhang Fei thought to himself (Since this old fox has chartered the passenger station, no one will be able to break in.) Good, good, good. Since it is so insulting, I am waiting for you. Big brother also said he couldn't kill you. Then I should have no problem getting half dead. ）

Seeing that no one around was paying attention to Zhang Fei walking towards the Rifle Inn with a leather whip, the development behind was the same Zhang Fei violently beat the post, and he felt a little sloppy after the fight. Hurriedly returned to the county hall and shouted when he entered the house: "Big brother, big brother." Come out of here where you are. "

Liu Bei had already finished taking a shower and was about to go to sleep at this time, and heard Zhang Fei shouting in the courtyard. Hurriedly put on his clothes and used the conjuring bell to transform into a conjuring bell, and then walked out and asked, "Yide, why are you here again so late." Won't you say it, let you go back and prepare? "

"Big brother, hurry up and call the second brother, let's leave now, right?"

"What's wrong?"

"Big brother, I'm in trouble. On the way home just now, I heard that the post inspector's house would chew his tongue, and I was angry for a while, but I went to the Blessing Inn and beat the post supervisor half to death. No one knows yet, so let's leave quickly, it's too late. "

Liu Bei was stunned for a while after hearing this, although he originally wanted to borrow Zhang Fei's lesson; didn't expect Zhang Fei to start so quickly and so ruthlessly. Liu Bei was happy in his heart, but on the one hand, he also felt that he couldn't stay longer. So the two of them hastily packed up the seal and left, went to Guan Yu's residence and called Guan Yu to leave Anxi County and rush to Youzhou.

At the same time as Liu Bei rushed to Youzhou, Jin Liang felt that he had temporarily stabilized in Luoyang, and was ready to meet Liu Bei to ask about his future development and planning, and open meat by the way. It's a man who knows that if the door of desire is not opened, it will be opened, and there will be needs in the future. Jin Liang is also a man, but after all, Tang Yue is still young, Tang Yuhuan said that he would not dedicate himself earlier than Tang Yue, Xuanyuan Xue has not yet had an entity, Zhang Ning has the reputation of a junior, and it is not easy to start outside, and the relationship between the two has not yet developed to that point.

So since I separated from Liu Bei (Bei), I haven't been close to women, and naturally I miss Liu Bei even more. Jin Liang decided to inquire about Liu Bei's whereabouts.