Chapter Twenty-Four: Li Xiu, who has a sick brain

At this time, it was completely dark, Li Xiu came to the courtyard where Ma Ye lived with a lantern, knocked on the door and went in and was led to the study by Liu Xiaoge, after the report, Li Xiu pushed the door in, and then he found that this study was a little unworthy of the name, only to see that there were various weapons on both sides of the study, bows and arrows were also hung on the wall, and several pairs of broken armor were also standing by the wall, these things made the whole room a little more murderous, plus the room was big, so the whole study looked more like a martial arts field.

Ma Ye was lying on the desk at this time, as if studying something, and when he saw Li Xiu coming in, he put down the pen in his hand and said, "Why are you here so late, is there anything important?" ”

"Hehe, it's nothing important, but I've already done the pancreas I promised to Uncle Ma last time, and I just happen to have nothing to do, so how about sending it to you to try the effect?" Li Xiu said with a smile, and after speaking, he took out the box with soap and put it on the table, only then did he realize that there was a circle of ground on the table, and some lines were drawn on it, and he didn't know what he was studying?

"So fast? You kid can't fool me with something, do you? Ma Ye couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, Li Xiu only promised to make pancreas for him yesterday, and he will do it today, this speed is indeed a little too fast, but he heard that the production of pancreas is extremely complicated, and the time required must not be short.

"Hehe, with your old wisdom, how can the kid deceive you, is it the pancreatic Uncle Ma You can see at a glance!" Li Xiu said as he reached out and opened the box, revealing two pieces of soap stacked on top of each other. Because the pigment in the oil is not removed, and rosin powder is added to it, the overall soap has a translucent pale yellow, which looks more like the soap used to wash clothes in later generations.

Ma Ye looked at the soap in the box, which was obviously more beautiful than the pancreas, and then curiously reached out and picked up a piece of it to observe it carefully, and found that this thing really felt very similar to the pancreas, and it was a little slippery, but the appearance and taste were very different from the pancreas, which made him a little uncertain for a while.

Li Xiu immediately asked Brother Liu outside the door to fetch a basin of water to come in, and it happened that there was still some residual ink in the inkstone on Ma Ye's table, so Li Xiu reached out and smeared the ink on the palm of his hand, and then smiled at Ma Ye: "Ma Ye, you are optimistic, the decontamination effect of my pancreas is much stronger than that old pancreas!" ”

After speaking, Li Xiu put his hand into the basin to wet it, and then washed it with soap, the ink is actually very difficult to clean, especially on the clothes, if you wait until the ink is dry, I am afraid that even the soap is difficult to wash off, but the ink on Li Xiu's hands is very short, and the skin is not easy to be soaked in ink, so it is easy to clean.

At that moment, Li Xiu raised his slender hands and shook them in front of Ma Ye and said, "Uncle Ma, look, this is cleaner than your original pancreas!" ”

"Really, you kid is really a god, how do you seem to understand everything?" Ma Ye stared at Li Xiu's clean hands with wide eyes, and finally said with some emotion, the more he came into contact with Li Xiu, the more he felt that the young man in front of him was unfathomable, it seemed that nothing in the world could stump him, and what was even more incomprehensible was that he was disdainful of fame and fortune, which made Ma Ye also feel that Li Xiu's body seemed to be shrouded in a layer of fog, which made people unable to see clearly.

"Haha, it's just a pancreatic, it's nothing at all!" Li Xiu saw Ma Ye's shocked appearance, and he was also very proud at the moment, although he said modestly, he had already laughed proudly, this kind of inconsistent appearance was seen by Ma Ye, and immediately made the admiration in his heart disappear without a trace, this kid is a guy who has no heart and no lungs, and he really doesn't have the appearance of a master in the world.

Next, Li Xiu gave the soap to Ma Ye, and in order to distinguish it from the pancreas, he directly brought the name of the soap to the Tang Dynasty, and Ma Ye was not polite to him, and immediately accepted it.

Seeing Ma Ye accept the soap, Li Xiu showed a smile that the conspiracy had succeeded, and then smiled again and said: "Uncle Ma, in addition to sending soap today, I have a little favor, please help!" ”

"I know that your kid has nothing to do, there must be nothing good, last time you invited me to dinner, you asked me to come forward to teach Wang Junkuo's house slave, this time I came to deliver soap at night, do you want me to teach someone a lesson?" When Ma Ye heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and scold, Li Xiu, this kid is a night owl, and it must not be a good thing to visit.

"Uncle Ma, you can misunderstand this time, this time it's really just a small favor, you were also there when the holy decree was read today, and the two maids were still handed over to me by you, but tonight I suddenly found out that there is only one bed at home, and it's too late for people to do it now, so I want to ask Uncle Ma for a little favor, spread the bed and futon for me, so that the two maids have a place to sleep." Li Xiu hurriedly explained when he heard this.

However, what Li Xiu never expected was that after Ma Ye listened to his words, he stared at him with a very strange gaze, and after a long time, he suddenly reached out and plucked his ears, and said with an incredible face: "Boy, I heard you right, you came to me at night just to ask for a bed for the two maids?" ”

"Of course, I can't let them sleep underground on this cold day, and I don't even have extra bedding there, how can I sleep on this?" Li Xiu said with a natural face, although Yuechan and Liu Er are domestic slaves, he can't really treat them as human beings, which is closely related to the education he received since childhood and the living environment of later generations.

"You're not sick, are you?" After listening to Li Xiu's words, Ma Ye said incredulously again, looking at him as if he was looking at an alien, and also reached out and touched Li Xiu's forehead, wanting to confirm whether he was having a fever, otherwise how could he talk so much nonsense?

Li Xiu was also a little angry by Ma Ye's inexplicable reaction, and immediately knocked off his hand and said, "I'm not sick, isn't it just borrowing a bed and futon, what's so surprising about this?" ”

"Of course surprised, if you weren't sick, how could you do such a bastard thing?" Ma Ye said more confidently, he was now more and more sure that Li Xiu had something wrong with his brain.

"Uncle Ma, if you make it clear, why am I a bastard?" Li Xiu asked himself if he was also a smart person, and he was a human being in two lives, but he really couldn't understand what Ma Ye meant by saying these words?

"Still don't understand? Are you a man, Your Majesty gave you two maids, then they are your people, and such a cold day, just enough to warm their beds, a man and two women are sleeping together, you don't want this kind of good thing, but stupidly came to me to borrow a bed, you yourself said that this is not a disease? Ma Ye said with a sad face.

"This ......" Li Xiu was powerless to refute what Ma Ye said, because what people said was reasonable, purely from the perspective of men and women, Li Xiu's decision to borrow a bed was indeed a bit inferior.

"What's the matter, don't you have anything to say, now hurry up and go home for me to be a man, the maid sent by the palace must still be a chick, you kid must not waste it!" When Ma Ye said the end, the smile on his face also became very ****, and that kind of look is understood by a man.

However, Li Xiu was really not interested, firstly, he had not yet reached the point of starvation, and secondly, Yuechan and Liu'er were too young, especially although Liu'er was fourteen years old, she was still a twelve- or thirteen-year-old girl, and he was not Lolicon, in fact, on the contrary, he preferred mature women with long legs and big breasts, so he really couldn't do what Ma Ye said.

Thinking of this, Li Xiu had to stubbornly insist on his opinion: "Uncle Ma, I'll talk about warming the bed later, and I'm a person who sleeps relatively lightly, and many people around me really can't sleep, so you still help and borrow a bed for me to settle them down!" ”

"You...... Are you sick? Ma Ye was stunned for a moment and asked again, but this time he asked about the illness was not a brain disease, but whether Li Xiu's body was sick, after all, in his opinion, as long as he was a normal man, he should do what he said.

"I'm not sick!" Li Xiu said with tears and laughter at this time, why is it so difficult to be a good person?

"Oh~, I see!" Ma Ye seemed to be thinking about something at this time, and immediately patted his thigh and said, "You must still not forget your little nun, right, even if she has passed away, you still have to keep the festival for her, so you don't want to be tempted by other women, right?" ”

I have to say that Ma Ye's imagination is very rich, and he even thought of Li Xiu's unforgettable old love, but this gave Li Xiu a wake-up call, and he deliberately made a sad look at the moment, and said with a melancholy look: "Uncle Ma, since you have already guessed, then I won't hide it, now I really don't have the heart to think about women, so please do me a favor!" ”

"That's even worse!" What Li Xiu never expected was that Ma Ye slapped his thigh again at this time and refused, and then saw him hug Li Xiu's shoulders and said with a comforting look, "Boy, you listen to Uncle Ma's words, a manly man, you can't spend all your thoughts on women, and as a person who has come over, I will give you a piece of advice, if you want to forget a woman, the best way is to change to a better woman, I want to think that my favorite concubine died in childbirth, and I was also very sad at that time, But then someone else gave me a more beautiful concubine, and after one night, I couldn't remember what the original concubine looked like, so you listened to Uncle Ma's advice......"

Hearing Ma Ye's words, Li Xiu was also a little speechless, if such a man is placed in the next generation, he will definitely be scolded as a scumbag, but Datang is such a world, women are almost subordinate to men, Ma Ye's ideas are also representatives of Datang men, and even most women have such thoughts.

It was also at this moment that Li Xiu suddenly found that he was fundamentally incompatible with the mainstream ideas of the Tang Dynasty, and if he was not careful, it might lead to ideological conflicts, and now it was just a small conflict, but in case of a bigger conflict in the future, how should he deal with it then, should he stick to his own ideas, or change himself to follow the trend?