Chapter 937: Fox Charm, Dig a Pit and Bury Yourself (Congratulations for the Alliance Leader's "Summer Ice Tea", add more!) )

The five alliance leaders in one day stunned and moved Sir!

There are two more more, and the last one will definitely be after one o'clock! Tomorrow will be the same as usual!

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There has been no response to that physics book so far, and according to Wanwan's informant, he is still with Zhu Gaochi, and he will read a little bit every night.

I still have chemistry books!

Fang Xing was very entangled, so he made a decision.

"If you open the glass and make it, others will learn it, just pay for it."

Fang Xing felt that this year was unpleasant, so he prepared to set off a big firecracker.

Huang Zhonggang and Xie Jin's father and son drank a meal, his face was a little red, and he rubbed his face when he heard the words: "Uncle, this time it's going to shake Daming." ”

Think about it, transparent glass, you can use it as a window, you can use it to install it in a carriage, that bigg is more than a little bit higher!

"Anyway, Da Ming hasn't heard of the earth dragon turning over recently, and it's good to shake it."

The Fang family used to hide clumsily, so they didn't install glass, and since Fang Xing had made a decision, he was naturally resolute.

"In winter, people are at home with cats, if you don't open the door, it's dark, and it's cold when you open the door, and it's different with glass windows."

It is difficult to start construction during the Chinese New Year, but the glass is already there, Zhang Shuhui said happily: "Now the potatoes should be happy." ”

Uncle Potato said that he was not interested in this, he was competing with the bell, a man and a dog were rolling on the bed, it seemed that the potatoes had the upper hand, but Fang Xing felt that the bell was humble.

……

The monks tossed and turned until the afternoon, and then they merged their opinions.

"Father-in-law, it's evil."

The big eunuch said expressionlessly: "You can't get by in front of Your Majesty, let alone twenty sticks!" There are many evils, what evils? Why does it stink? We have to figure this out, otherwise don't blame us for not reminding you! ”

seems to be exhausted, but in fact, this group of monks and Taoists have only been pretending to find for half a day, but they are communicating with each other in private, and finally decided on a way to deal with Zhu Di.

"Father-in-law, it's a fox spirit."

The fox spirit is the fox charm, and the big eunuch frowned when he heard this: "Is the fox spirit so smelly?" ”

The Taoist priest said with a surprised face: "Father-in-law, the fox stinks!" ”

The big eunuch is in the palace, and the people who come and go are relatively close to Zhu Di, and it is necessary to take a bath often, and those with fox odor can't enter the palace, so he looks confused.

A monk said, "Father-in-law, that ...... Concubine Yang of the former Tang Dynasty! ”

The great eunuch had read a book, so when he heard it, he suddenly realized.

……

"Kitsune?"

"That's right! Your Majesty is the fox charm, the fox charm wants to confuse His Highness, but His Royal Highness is often close to His Majesty, and naturally has an awe-inspiring and righteous ascent. ”

A Taoist priest gushed endlessly: "The fox charm failed to tempt, so he became angry and ashamed, so he let that ...... Stench. ”

I didn't dare to say anything about fart, so I said that I was deflated.

Zhu Di said indifferently: "That's it, you wait for the reward to go back." ”

The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, and if he does something, it will be more or less beneficial.

The monks and Taoists left with a thousand thanks, but in fact, what they wanted more was recognition.

It is difficult to say who wins and who loses in the Ming Buddhism, Taoism's sense of smell is sensitive, as early as when Zhu Yuanzhang did not set the world, the Yuan Dynasty Feng Tianshi Longhushan Zhang sent people to Zhu Yuanzhang to pick up the head, and then Zhang's line will always be in charge of Ming Taoism.

And Buddhism because of Zhu Yuanzhang's early background, so he also got a lot of care, and there were a lot of fields.

If you can get the king's appreciation, it will be of great benefit to both the Taoist system and the actual benefits.

Zhu Di saw the look of disappointment, he was just indifferent.

Huang Yan looked at the big eunuch coldly on the side, the so-called fox charm, it was just a joke, a joke that even he couldn't hide.

But Zhu Di needs this joke to cover up Zhu Gaosui's affairs, otherwise......

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"Half a city? In the future, my third brother's reputation will be loud. ”

After Zhu Gaoxu heard the news, he went to the palace to 'condole' Zhu Gaosui, and then came to Fangjiazhuang, and immediately revealed his true form.

"Say it's a fox fart."

Zhu Gaoxu picked up a slice of beef jerky and chewed it, thinking it was better than the home-made.

Fang Xing smiled: "The fox stinks! But there are not many of us Han Chinese. ”

Speaking of fox odor, Zhu Gaoxu obviously has some right to speak: "There is fox odor in the army, you know, it is difficult to take a bath in the army, the weather is hot, and no one wants to be on a team with him." ”

Zhu Zhanji came with an angry face, Fang Xing smiled, "Actually, you haven't noticed that the kind of people with oily earwax basically have fox odor." ”

"Really?"

Zhu Gaoxu remembered that his earwax was dry and very difficult to pluck.

"It's definitely true, it's a change in the human body."

"You all like beauties, in fact, I tell you, the so-called body fragrance of beauties is also a manifestation of fox odor."

Zhu Gaoxu's face was shocked, and even Zhu Zhanji temporarily forgot about what annoyed him, and asked curiously: "Brother Dehua, you can't be making it up, right?" ”

"What nonsense!"

Fang Xing said: "Fox odor is the smell of sweat after it is decomposed by those invisible things, and the so-called body odor is actually the same, but most of it comes from places with little sweating, such as small sweat glands, and after decomposition, it becomes that kind of smell." ”

"Body odor is sweat?"

This statement subverted Zhu Gaoxu's cognition, and Zhu Zhanji was obviously a little confused.

This uncle and nephew won't hate women in the future, right?

However, in line with the principle that disgusting people should be thorough, Fang Xing said with a smile: "Actually, most people in the past had a heavy body odor and used it for ...... Forget it, let's not talk about this. ”

Looking for a mate! How can you courtship without a strong and easily recognizable body odor?!

Zhu Gaoxu carried a bag of beef jerky, shook his head and said, "Fang Xing, if this king is not interested in women in the future, it will be your sin!" ”

When I went out, I happened to meet Zhang Shuhui and Xiaobai walking around the baby, and Zhu Gaoxu said without squinting: "Fang Xing just said that a woman's body fragrance smells of sweat." ”

it!

Fang Xing inside was instantly stunned, and Zhu Zhanji gloated.

Zhang Shuhui carried the potatoes into the bath without changing her face, but Xiaobai pouted and followed behind: "Madam, the young master dislikes us more and more." ”

Nothing!

Fang Xing wanted to say it, but in front of Zhu Zhanji, he finally decided to save the man's face first, and then save the impact later.

Zhu Zhanji's smile gradually receded, and he said angrily: "Huang Yan added fuel to the fire, damn it!" ”

Huang Yan may feel that today's words and deeds are no different from the past, but in Fang Xing's opinion, he has touched the high-voltage line in the hearts of Zhu Gaochi and his son.

Different from previous slander, this time Huang Yan is directly planting!

It's okay for you to frame others, but it's okay to frame the prince, this Liang Zi is a big deal.

Fang Xing said lightly: "But he can't die now, and he can't die!" ”

Huang Yan is also a dog raised by Zhu Di, and he knows many secret things, after Zhu Gaochi's father and son take the throne, his fate will inevitably be extremely miserable.

"As early as when the emperor's grandfather was in the palace, Huang Yan attached himself to King Zhao and slandered his father many times, this old dog didn't dare to get off the boat!"

Zhu Zhanji's analysis is right, Huang Yan knew that Zhu Gaochi did not want to see him, and if he took the position, he would be liquidated, so he pinned all his hopes on Zhu Gaosui and contributed a lot.