Chapter 5 Book 1
Subtitle of this chapter: Want to omit tens of thousands of words? There are practically no benefits at all!
After returning to 1920, when the collapse had not yet begun, Yuan Yanqian got another piece of good news from the Master Ball system. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
As the protagonist, there is a system and there are benefits, which is a tradition that cannot be violated. This benefit is naturally to provide Yuan Yanqian with a book that can become famous with this book for free.
There were also some Yuan Yan, who was immersed in the ambition of the big ball master, and said in a daze, "Master ball, then give benefits." ā
"Can you become a master by wearing the Republic of China?" Go to the ball! Without hesitation, the system replied, "Medium!" ā
"Ready to hand out benefits, start a deep scan of the host at the molecular level, please ...... the host later"
"Tuk Tuk ......"
At this moment, Yuan Yanqian heard a knock on the door.
Before he could extract the benefits, he got up and opened the door, and saw a white woman standing in front of the door.
The white woman with her brown-red hair coiled behind her head should actually be considered a mature/female age, and even if she wears makeup, Yuan Yanqian can see the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes. In the eyes of the Chinese at that time, this woman's appearance can only be said to be general or even a little weird, and her too deep and sculptural face is not in line with the Chinese people's aesthetics for women.
But this red-haired woman has an outstanding temperament, a dignified demeanor, and this face is really a little familiar, Yuan Yan saw it as soon as she lowered her head...... To put it in military terms, it's a large bomber with a giant ground-piercing bomb. This couldn't help but make him feel at the edge of his mouth, and he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
"Are you...... Ms. Ivanovna. He immediately recognized the comer, and they were old acquaintances who had met a few times.
Ms. Ivanovna blinked, and the small brush-like eyelashes tickled Yuan Yanqi's heart. She said in English with an Eastern European accent: "Good night, Mista Yuan. ā
Oh, it turns out that my great-great-uncle has not only left behind a bleak future, but also such a great Yanmar. And he is not an absolute beauty control like himself, as a cultural person, they are more obsessed with femininity and figure, and they really can't write two Yuan characters with one stroke.
The establishment and destruction of the Soviet Union had a profound impact on the world, including the entertainment industry in various countries, and at two points in time, 70 years apart, a large number of young Russian women went abroad, enriching the entertainment industry from the Far East to North America. This lady Ivanovna knew that she was a White Russian female branch girl by looking at this surname, although she didn't say it herself, but according to the field test of the battle-hardened original Yuan Yanqian, she felt that she might really be a noble lady before. So it's a little more expensive, and it's really worth the money.
is the so-called: In the past, the former Yan of the Tsarist Russian Hall flew into their old Yuan's house.
Since this is the case, Yuan Yanqian thought that he would omit tens of thousands of words below, and he didn't care that he had not been through it for eight hours, and he had also gone to the Yuan Shi planet that had completely collapsed, and he also had a slight concussion, and he immediately had an erection...... But he always felt a little weird.
"Please come in!" He wiped his saliva and let the person into the room, but when he saw that the other party didn't mean to take a step, "Hey, why don't you come in?" ā
Ms. Ivanovna said with some embarrassment: "Mistoyuan, I'm sorry, I'm the one today. Usually it's pretty accurate, but this time, ...... Or I'll give you the deposit first. ā
Which one? ā¦ā¦ That! Piece!! Finish!!! (It really tastes better in Chinese, otherwise it will be a period over.) ļ¼
These three words made Yuan Yanqian lose his soul, but he immediately cheered up again, forced out a "gentleman" smile and agreed with her for the next time.
There was no chance to omit tens of thousands of words, so he had to go back to the house and let the Master Ball system ......
"What!? This is the benefit that your wrecking ball gave to Lao Tzu?! ā
"Yes, when the system performs a deep scan at the molecular level, it notices the hormone secretion and subconscious activity in the host's body, so as to give the most appropriate benefits, is there anything wrong with this?"
"It's a big problem! You give me this benefit, I have a hair?! ā
"Host, it's not objective for you to say that. It's a best-selling novel in your country, and not only that, but it's also sold around the world and adapted into a blockbuster movie. How can it be said that there is no hair? ā
"You, you, you ......"
Yuan Yanqian was so angry by the master ball that her chest was tight and short of breath, coupled with a slight concussion, she didn't come up in one breath...... Fainted.
On September 17, 1920, Yuan Yanqi ushered in the first dawn of the new world on the floor. If it weren't for the fact that his great-great-uncle and grandfather were also a young man now, he probably wouldn't have woken up.
After waking up from the cold, he finally climbed from the floor to the bed, buried his head in the quilt and curled up for a long time. Finally, he gritted his teeth and rolled over, and looked in the mirror for a long time...... I finally convinced myself that this was not a dream, but that it was really a time travel.
At this time, his stomach was hungry. Thinking of stomach problems, as a Chinese, he naturally remembered one thing......
"Master Ball, can I invent instant noodles?"
"It's being calculated...... No way! ā
"I protest! Could it be that instant noodles trigger the 404 curse? ā
"Laotan sauerkraut will, braised beef will not, mushroom chicken has a 50% chance, for the sake of insurance, it is completely prohibited!"
"If you say that, is it because the old altar sauerkraut is not ...... enough?"
"Doot, the system senses that the host has a tendency to die, and is ready to activate the defense mechanism."
"Master Ball, what defense mechanism?"
"Pickup...... Hill! ā
"Master ball, wait a minute......" As soon as she heard such a lovely voice, Yuan Yanqian knew in her heart that something was wrong. But before he could beg for mercy, he heard the sound of electricity piercing the air.
"Zilazila......"
The electric light bulb was like a light bulb that had been in contact with it for a long time, and the protagonist who had flashed for a long time lay on the ground and gasped for a long time before regaining consciousness.
Gu (Which Menzi) Mingsi (Which Menzi) Yi, the "S Value" is the Zuosility Value, once the threshold is exceeded, the Master Ball will release the Yellow Fat Man and transform into Professor Yang.
The host Yuan Yanqian's every word and deed, every move, and every smile ...... Well, even sneezing and stretching your back will be included in the system's observation anyway. AI evaluates the results in real time, even across time to future generations. This result is digitized and then the S-value. Once the S-value approaches a certain threshold, the Master Ball system will take decisive action against the host, which is to release the yellow fat man and transform into Professor Yang.
Yuan Yanqian finally stopped trembling, he got up from the ground, washed up a little, changed into clothes to go out, and walked downstairs...... He looked around at the pedestrians and went upstairs again, as he realized that he had forgotten to put on his hat and tie. As a gentleman in these years, it can be said that he is not dressed in a neat way without a top hat or tie.
He went downstairs again with a hint of novelty (who still buys newspapers with a smartphone?). I bought a copy of the People's Daily from a newsboy walking through the street...... Well, the New York Journal. Today's headline of "The Gray Lady (the nickname of the American edition of the People's Daily)" is, of course: Wall Street Explosion/Explosion!
He went to a small coffee shop on the side of the street according to his memory with the newspaper in his hand, pushed the door and walked in.