Thanks to the first ugly tip on the Internet.

Lu Wei and He Zhixian were talking on the steps, Ruan Xiaosan was taken off his pants and pressed to hit the board under the steps, the two sides were less than two feet apart, even if Lu Wei was a layman, he could see that the servants were perfunctory, the board hit the bare buttocks, and there was a sound, but in fact, the buttocks were intact.

Those who can be errand servants are human spirits, how can they be stupid enough to really offend Ruan Xiaosan? Who doesn't know that he has a sister who can blow the wind on the pillow, how strong the wind is on the pillow of a woman, how can a man not know?

Ruan Xiaosan is not stupid, he doesn't scream miserably, how can he know how the county will call a stop? He didn't say how many boards he played just now, so there was room for that.

Ruan Xiaosan and the servants thought that Lu Wei was just a fifteen or sixteen-year-old country boy, a bun of dirt, who had never seen the world, did not understand the world, and did not understand their tricks. How do you know that Lu Wei traveled from another time and space more than 900 years ago, in that era of information explosion, not only is he old and sophisticated, but he is simply sharp-eyed. How can this trick be hidden from him?

Lu Wei thought with his toes, and knew that He Zhixian was just looking at Dr. Mi's face and making a show.

Lu Wei is very tired of Ruan Xiaosan, this product only does bad things, never does good things, I really hope that the servants will work hard to kill this goods, so as to save him from harming people alive. But the current situation can't really be ignored, even if he doesn't open his mouth to intercede for Ruan Xiaosan, He Zhixian will not let Ruan Xiaosan be beaten all the time, and the servants will not really beat him to death.

Or, He Zhixian is also waiting for Lu Wei to speak.

Lu Wei looked at Ruan Xiaosan's ass and eggs, which were red, like a monkey's buttocks, and felt that it was almost the same, smiled slightly, and said: "Why should the county lord be angry, make his wife and brother stubborn, just bring it back and discipline it strictly." Teachers often say that there are no students who can't teach well, only gentlemen who can't teach. ”

The squad leader and the servants were speechless for a while, are you pleading for Ruan Xiaosan, or are you asking He Zhixian to lock Ruan Xiaosan up? Ruan Xiaosan's splashy skin, can he learn well?

He Zhixian was so excited that the roots of his jaw and beard trembled: "Dr. Mi really said that?" ”

I wonder if I can become a student of Dr. Mi?

"Exactly." Lu Wei said seriously: "So, let's stop beating him." ”

Don't play this scene at the gate of the county government anymore, thinking that Lao Tzu can't see it? You're not acting.

Ruan Xiaosan screamed continuously, but in fact, he pricked up his ears to listen to Lu Wei and He Zhixian talking. He knows He Zhixian too well, this person is obsessed with painting lotus flowers, but he has not been able to draw well, and he wants to worship a famous teacher, in order to ask the famous teacher to approve. If other officials came, He Zhixian didn't necessarily have to pay attention to it, but here was Jin Mingchi, Qiongyuan, where the emperor often toured, but Mi Jing came, it would be different.

As long as Mi Jing is willing to give him a few words, that is, let him kneel down and lick the soles of Mi Jing's feet, he is also willing. And the scary thing is that the young man in front of him is a student of Mijing, you say that you are a wine shop, you are not good at business, what are you doing with a scholar?

Ruan Xiaosan was a little resentful in his heart, and it wasn't until he heard Lu Wei plead for him that his psychology was balanced. He couldn't react as well as the team leader and the officers, and he didn't hear the meaning of Lu Wei's words, so he was willing to intercede for him.

"Dr. Mi is right, Dr. Mi is right." He Zhixian was overjoyed and said: "Don't fight, carry him in, lock him up, and wait for the official to be idle, so that he can be disciplined." ”

The squad leader and the officers were speechless again, this kid's words are so good? You listen to everything he says, he makes you eat, do you eat it? But he didn't dare to disobey the order, and the executioner quickly stopped, and the servants carried Ruan Xiaosan in with all hands and feet.

He Zhixian smiled and continued the topic just now: "The lower official is clumsy, and I also ask the little brother for advice." The little guy behind him stepped forward and held a circle of painting scrolls in both hands.

The corners of Lu Wei's mouth twitched, I have to understand to have a ghost. No matter how talented he is, it is impossible for him to be able to appreciate paintings after two or three days of worshipping Mijing as a teacher. Besides, He Zhixian took out this painting for him to appreciate, this painting must be his proud work, even if it is praised, it must be praised just right.

Fortunately, Lu Wei was thick-skinned, the smile on his face was not missing at all, and his tone was still gentle and comfortable, and he said: "The family teacher strictly ordered that you must not appreciate calligraphy and painting with others without leaving the teacher." ”

"Huh?!" He Zhixian was very disappointed, but he could understand that with the style of the idol Mi Jing, there was such a strict order, I am afraid that he was worried that his children would speak indiscriminately, right? After all, Dr. Mi is not only a connoisseur, but also has a unique ability to imitate famous paintings. It is understandable that disciples are not allowed to comment at will, and they are not allowed to comment at will.

Ruan Xiaosan was hit by the board, although he didn't hurt his muscles and bones, but He Zhixian made an appearance, which was enough. Lu Wei saw that it was almost over, arched his hand, and said, "It's not early, so I'm leaving." ”

He Zhixian tried his best to stay: "Where does the little brother's family live?" It is better to stay in the yamen for one night, and it is also a great pleasure for you and I to have a long talk. ”

Lu Weijian resigned, if he continued to talk about it, he had to show his stuffing, he had a unique job when talking about food, and he really didn't even touch the door when talking about calligraphy and painting.

"Don't dare to disturb the county."

"Don't bother, don't bother, I don't know where my little brother's family lives?" Doesn't Dr. Mi live in your house? Tomorrow I will go with you to greet his old man. He Zhixian was extremely eager, his eyes were burning, and he couldn't wait to see Mi Jing immediately.

Here you are again, what a pervert you are. Lu Wei took another step back. That day, Dr. Yu saw that color, and he could still restrain himself, unlike He Zhixian, his eyes were burning, his cheeks were flushed, and he was completely a pervert.

How did Lu Wei know that He Zhixian's eagerness was not color, but painting, and he was completely blind to his handsome appearance, because he was excited to see Mi Jing through him.

"So-and-so took his leave." Lu Wei could almost be said to have fled in the desert and hurried away.

He Zhixian watched his back go away in the twilight, with a melancholy face, a famous teacher and senior brother, it's not just talking, why don't you refuse to advise? The head of the squad sneaked up and said, "County Zun, the little one knows the origin of this person." ”

Lu Wei hurried towards the city gate as if someone was chasing him, and he had already seen the tall city wall, only to see the two city gates slowly closing, but it was the time to close the city gate.

Can't get out? Lu Wei hurriedly touched his body, he couldn't help but cry out bitterly, he came out in a hurry, he didn't bring a friend on his body, as for the copper plate, which is more cumbersome than steel, after passing through, he has not brought it with him, and he is watching the cow tower every day, and he can't use it.

It was like a big black net covering the city wall, and the surroundings suddenly darkened, and many people who didn't have time to leave the city were scattered, and the city gate was empty, and two veterans dragged past Lu Wei.

Lu Wei looked confused, did he have to experience sleeping on the street for the first time in two lifetimes? Go back to Yamen to find Hezhi County? As soon as this thought came to him, he quickly shook his head and shook this terrible thought away.