Zhang Shicheng's skillful techniques, fancy movements, and exquisite knife work feasted everyone's eyes on the scene. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Originally, Ying Xue was still surprised by this black man's technique, but after seeing that mysterious smile, she was extremely disgusted, so she had to sigh in her heart: It's a pity that this body is a good kung fu.

Divide the ice in the sea bowl into two parts, put them on the plate, and then carefully put the fish slices on it, and asked Uncle Zhang for a few corianders, pinched off the tips of the leaves and put them on the plate to match the color.

Aunt Zhang's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but admire: "This is also too beautiful." ”

I saw the fish in the plate, shaped like a treasure fan, the meat like fat jade, the snow and ice were crystal clear, and the green leaves were fragrant.

It wasn't a dish at all, it was clearly a high-grade mutton fat jade fan with emerald tassels. The two jade fans seem to fan out a wisp of fresh breeze, which is cool and delicious.

The vegetable girl said to Ying Xue: "Sister, how is the little master doing with this fish?" My sister is illiterate and doesn't know what nice words to use to praise her. ”

Ying Xue is also very satisfied with this plate of fish tart, according to her conscience, this dish is first-class in "color, flavor and shape", especially rare, the artistic conception of this jade fan shape: elegant, gentle, refreshing, and this hot season is in stark contrast.

But she didn't want to be complacent, so she only said: "No wonder I can't recite the scriptures, it turns out that I am a man in the monastery, and I am still a man who violates the precepts." ”

He was about to enjoy the beautiful words one after another, when he suddenly heard Sakura's words, he was so angry that he almost didn't lose his breath, and turned around and retorted: "You are the guy!" Your whole family and your whole community are guys! This is the result of studying and studying in his spare time during chanting! Yes..."

Sakura Xue intercepted: "Study... You can quibble, breaking the vows is breaking the vows, and you have to find a high-sounding reason for drinking and eating meat, no wonder your Dharma name is shameless. ”

looked at Ying Xue endlessly, with a look of disgust, and said sarcastically: "What do you know?" Little monk, this is a manifestation of the quality of life! It's like you, dancing with knives and swords, shouting and killing all day long, there is no woman, the whole man is a woman. ”

"Little prostitute monk, who do you say is a man's wife?"

"Who is the little lewd monk scolded?"

"The man's wife scolded you for being a little lewd monk!"

He laughed endlessly and clapped his hands: "Wonderful, wonderful, this is your own admission, but I didn't say it!" Let's eat! ”

After speaking, he picked up the fish and happily entered the house.

Ying Xue was stunned for a moment, looked back and thought about the conversation just now, and then realized that she had fallen into an endless trap.

"Oops, I'm! I'm! ”

Zhang Shicheng saw her angry and violent appearance, and felt that this was a good opportunity to show the gentleness and thoughtfulness of men, so he walked up to her and persuaded: "Miss Yingxue, don't be angry, with your appearance, even if you are a man's wife, you are also a beautiful man's wife, I don't know how many women will be envied." ”

Sakura Xue didn't like him in the first place, but after listening to this "persuasion", she almost fainted with anger, and she really wanted to slap him to death on the ground.

She yelled at Zhang Shicheng: "Shut up! It's your business! ”

After saying that, he walked into the house angrily.

The vegetable girl was worried that her sister and the little master would fight, so she hurriedly chased after her.

Sakura crossed the threshold angrily, just in time to see Bu Xiu put the fish on the table, and his ass was sitting on the stool.

She took two hurried steps, then suddenly lifted her foot and kicked the stool away.

He couldn't react endlessly, sat on the ground, and screamed in pain.

Looking at the monk's grinning expression, Ying Xue smiled very presumptuously and happily, and the depression in her heart was swept away.

"Haha, you little bald donkey fell to death." It's just that laughing is not enough, Sakura Xue added again.

The vegetable girl came in with Sakura, and when she saw that she was constantly falling, she wanted to step forward to help him.

Ying Xue stretched out her hand to hold the arm of the vegetable girl: "Sister, don't care about him!" ”

After speaking, he forcibly pulled the vegetable girl upstairs.

In the courtyard, Aunt Zhang looked at her nephew's expression, seemed to realize something, walked up to him and asked, "Son, didn't you fall in love with Miss Yingxue?" ”

Zhang Shicheng looked at Yingxue's back, and his admiration was overflowing, but he said: "No, no, auntie, don't misunderstand." ”

When Aunt Zhang saw his eyes, she knew that she had guessed correctly, and sighed and said to him: "Son, listen to Auntie, Miss Yingxue is not suitable for you." If you want to get married, your aunt will tell you a girl who is the right person. ”

Zhang Shicheng was very unhappy, but he couldn't refuse his aunt, so he had to say: "Auntie misunderstood, men should focus on their careers, and my nephew just wants to be friends with Miss Sakura, that's all." ”

"Bang dang."

"Oops, I'm dead!"

"Damn man's wife!"

Aunt Zhang wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by words coming from the house.

The three of them stood in the patio and looked at each other, as if they were asking each other what was going on, and the expressions they got were "I don't know".

"Don't be stunned, go inside and have a look." Uncle Zhang's words can be regarded as waking up the dreamer.

The three of them hurried into the house, and they saw Bu endlessly holding his buttocks and scolding at the staircase.

"Man's wife! Female hooligan! You're bullying the monks! There will be retribution! Oops, it hurts me! ”

"What's wrong with Little Master?" Uncle Zhang's feet hadn't crossed the threshold yet, so he asked with concern.

"It's not that man's wife, taking advantage of my lack of attention, secretly attacking! It's so vicious! Sooner or later, you will be punished! Oops..."

"Little Master, where is the injury?" Zhang Shicheng stared at him endlessly, and asked him with a concerned face.

"Ass! Buttocks! What are you doing looking at my face! He kept crying and mourning, and secretly scolded Zhang Shicheng for being stupid.

Zhang Shicheng was embarrassed, looked down at his endless buttocks, and then looked at his grinning appearance, not knowing what to do. He thought to himself, a big man, fall on his heels, is it so exaggerated? Besides, it's still Sakura Snow Girl who is plotting.

He wanted to rub his buttocks endlessly, but the big man rubbed the big man's buttocks, and it didn't feel quite right. I had to continue to ask: "Little Master's ass... Not... It's fine. ”

He waved his hand: "It's no big deal, fortunately, it was the butt that fell." If I hit my face, I'll be over with that man. ”

"Grunt", the endless belly thunders.

He bowed his head and scolded, "Damn belly! All day long, you know how to eat! Your ass can still hurt for me, what's the use of you? ”

"Grunt", his stomach was louder.

"Oh, no, the Five Organs Temple is going to rebel." As he spoke, he didn't care about the pain in his buttocks, holding his stomach and staring at the dishes on the table, screaming hungry.

Uncle Zhang and the three of them watched endlessly, crying and laughing, just now they were still holding their buttocks and grinning their teeth, why did they suddenly look like starving ghosts.