002 Tragic language talent protagonist aura
"Help......"
Li Ling's cries for help became weaker and weaker, and he even had a feeling that he might die at any time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Why is this happening? This is completely unreasonable, this is completely different from what is played in the novel and movie, thief God, you can't play with me like this!
It turned out that the moment Li Ling touched the dragon-shaped jade pendant placed in the box with his hand, a powerful suction force suddenly came from the jade pendant, and Li Ling watched his body being eaten little by little by this inconspicuous jade pendant, and then fell into darkness.
Li Ling, who finally woke up from the darkness, heard an unusually empty voice, the voice was like an NPC in the game, just mechanically saying some words that seemed to be recorded in advance, no matter how Li Ling interrupted and questioned, he couldn't get any answer, the voice just said to himself.
Through that voice, Li Ling felt that he might have encountered the most exciting thing in his life, he had become the luckiest person in the world, he was about to cross over, and he was going to start an experience!
If it was just a crossing, maybe Li Ling wouldn't have been so excited, however, the time node he crossed was a place he had imagined countless times, and the voice told Li Ling that he would travel to Germany before the outbreak of World War II!
When the voice finished speaking, Li Ling appeared in Germany in an instant, in the midst of the extremely crazy crowd, Li Ling was fantasizing about how to start assisting the Führer to start the journey of conquering the world, however, what happened next made Li Ling even have the heart to die!
A 6.5mm caliber pistol and a suitcase, this is Li Ling's outfit after crossing!
"It seems that there must be adventures in the crossing, but I didn't expect that there was a pistol and a suitcase as soon as I crossed, which is simply cool."
However, Li Ling's excitement only lasted for a moment, and before he even had time to start his fantasies, he was crushed by the crazy crowd, and someone kept kicking him with his feet!
Although Li Ling was born in the military, in such a crazy and crowded crowd, he didn't even have time to make any moves, and he was superimposed on the bottom by layers of human sandbags!
"Which bastard told Lao Tzu that there will be a protagonist's aura when he crosses, help......"
Shouting out the last call for help, Li Ling's eyes turned black because of extreme lack of oxygen and heavy pressure, and he fainted again.
......
"Are these things his?"
"I don't know, the scene was too chaotic, but when something happened to the Führer, the crowd immediately spotted him, and he did have this pistol and this suitcase in his hands! With so many people on the scene, there should be no mistake. ”
"But I always felt that something was wrong, this person looked like an Asian, and in the Asian box, why were all the documents we found in Italian? As far as I know, there are no Italian-speaking countries in Asia. ”
"Let's wait until he wakes up to ask! I'll leave the details to you, I'm going to Dr. Goebbels. The Führer's physical condition is very poor, and many things need to be discussed in advance. Oh, by the way, about the tattoo on his back, do you want me to get Rosenberg over and help you ask? ”
"Don't bother, if I really can't ask, I'll go to Mr. Rosenberg myself, and you can get busy first."
......
Trying to open his already swollen eyes, the bones in his whole body seemed to have been broken by someone, Li Ling really wanted to scold!
He never thought that a traverser, as a traverser, should have the aura of the protagonist, he should have been a tyrant, and all the people knelt down and surrendered, but why was he so surprised as a traverser, why did he not know what was going on, so he was beaten!
This is a room with only one small window, and Li Ling, who was stripped of only a pair of underwear, was tied to a shelf and hanged, his body was covered with bruises, and his two eyes were swollen into eggs.
There was a table directly opposite Li Ling, on which a complete set of tea sets was placed, and a very handsome man with blond hair and blue eyes sat at the back of the table, looking at Li Ling quietly.
"Do you speak Italian?"
Seeing that Li Ling, who was hanging on the shelf, had already woken up, the man asked the first question.
"Italian? I barely passed the sixth level of English, and you asked me to speak Italian? What an international joke! Hurry up and let go of me, I tell you, Lao Tzu is the protagonist, be careful of my domineering anger for a while, you will immediately kneel and beg for mercy! You'd better ......."
"Say, go on, why don't you say it?"
The man sat on the chair and watched Li Ling spit, but his face was full of smiles.
"Huh!"
Oh my God, I'm going to die! Make no mistake! What language do you speak? Why can I understand what that person says, and why can I follow it in a series of ways? That person wouldn't have asked in Italian, would he? If it's really Italian, then you're dead, what's the difference between this and confessing?
Sure enough, everything that followed proved Li Ling's imagination!
"Am I joking or are you kidding? You speak Italian more fluently than I do, and you tell me you don't know Italian? ”
The man got up from the chair and looked at Li Ling very playfully, holding a dagger in his hand and approaching Li Ling step by step.
"That, if you have something to say, if you have something to say, you ask again, ask again."
Fuck the protagonist's aura, damn it, I'm a lamb to the slaughter now, God, your protagonist's aura can't be like this, right, when will I know Italian? Language talent shouldn't be like that, right? It's over, and you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River!
"Hey, pretending to be a ghost, and not using Italian again?"
Hearing Li Ling say a lot in Chinese, the man muttered to himself, but the smile on his face became heavier, this is simply the expression that a child should have when he gets a beloved toy, could this be a? It's a dog, don't be like this!
"No, I'm not pretending, trust me, I can swear to God, I really don't know any Italian. I can swear to your God, what Allah Allah is Buddha, you let me swear to whomever I want, I really don't know Italian! ”
No, what a situation!
"No, it's not, that's an accident......"
Another series of foreign languages popped out of his mouth, Li Ling really wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him, he really didn't speak any foreign language, how did he become like this, why did he know everything today?
God, earth, if you have a girl in front of you, and then I keep dragging foreign languages, that girl will definitely have Venus in her eyes, but you can't let me suddenly do anything when I face a dead and a dead metamorphosis, this is forcing me to Huangquan Road!
Li Ling's shout in his heart would not be heard, but the passage that he just came out of thinking was Italian made that person stop, because when that person was talking to himself, he was not Italian at all, but German!
Moreover, the big list that Li Ling just said is also not Italian, but also German!