Chapter 138 Liu Bei, who loves to cry
Chapter 138 Liu Bei really cries
"Slow! Third brother, don't be impulsive, people were merciful just now! ”
Guan Yu grabbed Zhang Fei, afraid that Zhang Fei would rush over, he had just seen Li Zhi's horror, a move! I haven't taken a single trick myself! You can imagine the strength of this person.
"Yes, third brother, you step down, this is a master."
Liu Bei also said, and then Liu Bei walked towards Li Zhi and bowed to the ground,
"Thank you, little brother, for your mercy."
Li Zhi looked at Liu Bei, he didn't notice it when Liu Bei was sitting just now, and when he stood up, Li Zhi saw Liu Bei's legs...... What kind of legs are these...... How is it so short? How is the upper body so long? Looking at Liu Bei, whose upper body and lower body were in a 2:1 ratio, Li Zhi was completely stunned! Nima! No wonder your arms are so long, it turns out that your upper body is so long! It's incredible, can human legs really be so short?
"Uh...... It's nothing, I'm not here to make a feud, I just saw that the three of them wanted to make friends, so I just said that, please don't mind. ”
"It's okay, the little brother is strong in martial arts, but he is willing to conspire with Liu, and he is dissatisfied with the little brother and said that Liu is a natural nobleman after King Jing of the Han Dynasty! If the little brother can help Liu, Liu can do a great thing! ”
Liu Bei said with tears in his eyes, but Li Zhi listened to the embarrassment, this Liu Bei is really a master who can speak well, after seeing people and saying that he is the Han family, who doesn't know King Jing, he has a lot of children in his life who can't figure it out, just like a stallion, sowing seeds everywhere, so I want to find him on the royal family surnamed Liu, Liu Bei said that it is his descendant and the wisest, but Li Zhi is embarrassed After Liu Bei saw people and said that he was the Han family, Li Zhi felt uncomfortable, I am still a descendant of Yan and Huang! Do you see my flamboyance? I am still the flower of the motherland! Did I talk to people everywhere? The successor of communism, industry, lordship and righteousness! Am I proud? Liu Bei, you really don't know what low-key is!
"This ......"
Li Zhi pretended to be groaning, and then looked at Liu Bei, tears fell from his eyes, and he cried:
"When today's son is coerced by Dong Zhuo's old thief, the Han family exists in name only, and I am heartbroken! I am willing to donate the body of a seven-foot man, so that my Han family rivers and mountains will be immortal for all generations! ”
This is Liu Bei's core skill, he can speak well, plus crying, Li Zhi can't think of it, Liu Bei is a big man who can cry when he can cry, if it was an ordinary person who would have been moved by Liu Bei, he would definitely think that Liu Bei is a person who really thinks about the country's society, but Li Zhi is immune to Liu Bei's skill, not to mention that the cultivator is originally rational, the Taoist heart is stable, and general things can be undisturbed, let's just say that Li Zhi's understanding of history knows that Liu Bei is an old fox and is good at winning people's hearts, but it is nothing more than relying on his mouth and crying, these two skills.
Li Zhi looked at Liu Bei, who was crying, smiled in his heart, and said in his heart that he would play with you, and when he saw Lu Bu, he would not play with you.
"Well, then I'll promise you, don't cry yet."
Li Zhi saw that Liu Bei was crying really unlikely, tears flowed, if it weren't for his beard, Liu Bei's snot would have flowed into his mouth, and at the same time he admired Liu Bei's developed tear ducts, crying when he said he cried, who could do it in general? Even the best actor of the modern era has to be brewed for a while.
When Liu Bei heard that Li Zhi agreed, he was overjoyed, he had just seen Li Zhi's ability, and knew that this person was extremely powerful, if he helped him, then his chances of success would be greater.
Liu Bei stopped crying, and then introduced Li Zhi to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, although Zhang Fei was a little annoyed, but he knew that Li Zhi's skills were superb, and he couldn't afford to offend, Guan Yu was defeated by him with one move, and he was definitely not his opponent, so he just didn't speak.
Liu Bei asked his subordinates to cook the meal, and took out the wine, the four of them chatted, Zhang Fei changed when he saw the wine, drank some wine and slowly spoke, and the hostility towards Li Zhi disappeared, Li Zhi also took out a bottle of Erguotou and let several people drink it, Zhang Fei was completely convinced of Li Zhi after drinking a mouthful of Erguotou.
"It turned out to be Brother Li Zhi!"
After Li Zhi finished reporting his name, Liu Bei picked up the wine glass and toasted Li Zhi, of course, not with Erguotou, but with water and wine in this era, if it is Erguotou Liu Bei has to lie on the ground with a glass, but Zhang Fei likes to drink it very much, sipping one by one, Erguotou is just an ordinary wine for modern people, the wine is very strong, but the mellow fragrance is not enough, but the ancients are different, where have you ever seen such a good wine here? Zhang Fei's face was purple, because his face was too dark, so he could only appear purple when he blushed.
"I'm a little soldier, I don't know how to crusade against Dong Zhuo this time, does Big Brother Liu Bei know anything?"
Li Zhi suddenly thought of the matter of the princes of the Eighteenth Road this time, and expected that Liu Bei knew more.
"Brother Li Zhi, in fact, this time it was Cao Cao and Cao Mengde who made a document to contact the eighteen princes to attack Dong Zhuo, these eighteen princes are the later general Nanyang Taishou Yuan Shu, Jizhou Mu Hanfu, Yuzhou Thorn Shi Kong Ling, Yanzhou Thorn Shi Liu Dai, Hanoi County Taishou Wang Kuang, Chen Liutai Shou Zhang Miao, Dongjun Taishou Qiao Mao, Shanyang Taishou Yuan Yi, Jibei Xiang Bao Xin, Beihai Taishou Kong Rong, Guangling Taishou Zhang Chao, Beiping Taishou Gongsun Zhan, Shangdang Taishou Zhang Yang, Wucheng Hou Changsha Taishou Sun Jian, Qixiang Hou Bohai Taishou Yuan Shao, Xiaoqi Captain Cao Cao, Xiliang guarded Ma Teng and Xuzhou assassinated Shi Taoqian, and agreed to go to the capital tomorrow to fight the enemy and scold the enemy. ”
Li Zhi nodded after hearing Liu Bei's explanation, he knew a little about these things, but he didn't know much, but he just knew that although the eighteen princes finally beat Dong Zhuo away, they then got up and fought again, and they all broke up unhappily, for that little spoil.
"Then you are now in an official position?"
Li Zhi asked, at this time, seeing that Liu Guanzhang and the three of them were wearing armor, they thought they were some kind of generals.
As soon as these words came out, Li Zhi obviously found that Liu Bei's face was stiff......
"Well, this, we don't have an official position now, we just follow Gongsun Zhan......"
Liu Bei explained a little embarrassed, and now Li Zhi understood that these three people do not have their own power now, it seems that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is really untrue, the three of them don't even have official positions, where did Wen Jiu kill Huaxiong, where did the three Ying fight Lu Bu? doesn't even have an official position, at most they can only run errands, and how many soldiers can be under his command is also arranged for Liu Bei by Gongsun Chan in the face of his classmates, and it is impossible for Liu Bei and others to participate in the general's war.
"Brother Liu Bei doesn't have to worry, you will definitely be able to have your own side of the world in the future."
Li Zhi said pointedly, but Liu Bei didn't understand, so he could only thank him dryly.
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