Chapter Seventy-Five: Chiang's Stripping Method
The autumn night is as cool as water, the Poyang Lake under the moonlight is warm and quiet, the level of the lake is like a mirror, and the wisps of water mist are thick, like a fairyland.
A small canopy boat appeared and disappeared in the mist, and from time to time a couple of men and women could be heard whispering from inside.
Man: "Wife." ”
Woman: "Yes! ”
"Do you think I'm really as good as Zhang Dezhu said?"
"Hmm????? Yes! You are good to anyone and everything, but you are not good to me, always bullying me! ”
"What? Am I bad for you? No, I have to touch you to see if you have a conscience! ”
"Ahh You're here again, let go, don't even think about holding me if you don't let go! ”
"Oh?????? Wife, why don't I tell you a joke! ”
"Okay! But don't say anything, the seven fairies take a bath, and the eight precepts can't see it, grabbing their ears and cheeks on the side. Tang Seng said calmly, donor, be careful of crocodiles. As a result, the fairy was scared at all????? Jokes like that. ”
"I'm cāo! Whoever is so lewd and tells such a joke without depth, I will tell you a very philosophical one. ”
The woman seemed to be very disdainful, snorted, and muttered in a low voice: "Who else would be so nasty?" ”
The man didn't seem to care about what the woman said, and told his philosophical jokes vividly: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to share a bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are also beasts." The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. The next morning, the young lady woke up, and left a note. There are seven big characters in the book, and you are not as good as a beast'. ”
"Go, go, go, you, you're talking nonsense again, how can there be a woman like that?" The woman seemed to tremble with joy.
"It's not strange to have such a woman, the main thing is that it is impossible to have such an exaggerated man." As soon as the man's voice fell, he suddenly heard a woman's coquettish voice, followed by a zizi hmm, which made people blush.
Needless to say, this pair of men and women is, of course, Jiang Haoran and Chen Yihan. Because Zhang Dacang and Su Canwu hadn't come back yet, Jiang Haoran was not at ease in the middle of the night, so he borrowed a boat from Wang Shanhu and took Chen Yihan out of the water village. Although he came out to pick up Zhang Cannon and them, Jiang Haoran remembered even more that the last time he came out to attack the headquarters of the 27th Division, he revered the intoxicating scene of boating on the lake with his sweetheart. In the past few days, I have flirted with Chen Yihan in the water village, and said some meat and vegetarian jokes, although it is still comfortable, but this occasional touch and scratch, some oil or something, like a thief, really makes Jiang Haoran scratch his heart and lungs. Therefore, Jiang Haoran came up with this good thing. Enjoy the night of the lake, the beauty of the woman, as for the response?????? Jiang Haoran didn't know if it could be understood as - next, down, should, what should happen?
In fact, what should or shouldn't happen is happening. Jiang Haoran had already thrown Chen Yihan on the board, and the shape was absolutely unique. Leaning sideways, he pressed Chen Yihan's right hand underneath, and his left hand passed through the back of her neck, grabbing her left hand, and a right leg pressed Chen Yihan's lower body to the point that he couldn't move at all. This is the preparatory style of Jiang Haoran's original "Jiang-style stripping method" after a hundred battles in his previous life, and then he freed up one right hand to undress and untie his trouser belt, and finally lifted his big feet and stepped down from the pants, so that you can be naked and clean, and Sanzhen Jiulie will still be naked.
However, the situation did not happen to the point where they had to eat the overlord's meal, and no one would be stupid enough to use such a crude method. At this time, Chen Yihan was already kissed breathlessly, Jiang Haoran's tongue was like a snake, prying open her teeth, rolling up the tip of her clove tongue, and sucking it recklessly. The manly breath that made her obsessed, with a heat wave, only hit her like a deer, and the numbness like an electric shock instantly spread like a raging flame all over her body.
"Well, don't!" Chen Yihan's vague coquettish voice was almost nothing. At this time, Jiang Haoran naturally had and did not. The right hand rubbed Chen Yihan's hot pink face, and the fingertips slid from the face to the neck, gently sliding to the towering part of the chest. Immediately, a plump and smooth mass was already in his hand, and he twisted it gently and slowly, which only made Chen Yihan dizzy and trembling all over. So much so that Jiang Haoran was stripped clean and didn't know it, and only waited for a stick-like object to reach the mouth of the Taoyuan Cave where the water was already gurgling, and the remaining will let out an exclamation: "Haoran, don't, ah!" ”
In the sky, the stars are dotted, and the moon has hidden in the clouds at some point. The surface of the lake was as horizontal as a mirror, and suddenly there was no wind and waves. I saw a small canopy boat, sinking rhythmically on the surface of the lake and floating up. As the rhythm of the boat rises and falls, the rising waves, wave after wave, finally form a turbulent wave, and even the fish and shrimp at the bottom of the water can't help jumping out of the water to find out.
Maybe tonight is destined to be an unusual night, I don't know if the canopy boat is unlucky, or the Poyang Lake is unlucky, or the fish and shrimp under the water deserve to be frightened by this, the whole scene just stopped and rested for a night of turmoil.
In the early morning, when the first rays of morning light sprinkled into Qingfeng Village, outside the gate of the village, the platform where the ship docked was already full of people, Wang Shanhu, Zhou Zhiwen and the generals of the Nanshan Independent Brigade were all looking forward to it, and their tired faces and bloodshot eyes could show that they had not slept peacefully last night.
"Look, it seems that Brother Haoran's canopy boat is back?" Xiaohu was sharp-eyed and let out an exclamation.
As Xiaohu looked over, everyone really found a black dot coming from afar, Wang Shanhu was happy: "It's not wrong, it's a boat in the stockade." ”
When everyone heard this, they were a little relieved, and they began to have some laughter. But after waiting for a long time, he didn't see how much the boat approached, Wang Shanhu seemed a little incredulous, standing on the edge of the platform, and stared at it for a long time: "No, why is the draft so deep, the boat may be leaking, quickly!" You guys go tow the boat back! ”
As soon as Wang Shanhu's words fell, several sailors in the stockade jumped onto the two boats and rowed away like arrows.
After a long time, the two small boats gradually approached with the canopy boat, until Zhang Yu, Jiang Haoran copied Chen Yihan's waist with one hand and jumped up. I only heard a "bang" behind him, and the canopy boat was torn apart by the force of his jump, and it turned into a few pieces of wood floating on the water in an instant.
Looking at the stunned crowd, Jiang Haoran's eyes rolled, and his face suddenly turned into an exaggerated look of horror: "Good girl!" You Poyang Lake is terrible, a big snake is the thickness of a bucket, nearly ten meters long, and its tail sweeps on our boat, see what the boat has broken into, cough! It's fucking scary. ”
"Ahh And this kind of thing? Someone in the crowd immediately exclaimed, but more often than not, the mouth was wide enough to fit an egg in.
Just when Jiang Haoran thought he had fooled the past, a sailor came up from the water, holding a broken board in his hand, and told Wang Shanhu that the boat was due to the broken plank of the cabin, which pierced the bottom of the ship, and the guide was leaking, but he didn't know how the plank of the cabin could break, and there were blood stains on it.
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