Chapter 001: Someone Flies in the Sky
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You read that right, the "talent" you see lying on the ground now is the protagonist of this book, Lu Xiaoyu, who is known as the god blocking the god, the Buddha blocking the Buddha, and everyone in the rivers and lakes has to respectfully call "Jiagedaqi Porcelain Emperor".
I think back then, our brother Yu was also a man of the year in the school, and he was a good student every year, but unfortunately there were unforeseen circumstances, a car accident two years ago took the lives of his parents and sister, and also buried his pursuit of a better life. Out of revenge against society, since then, the work is not good, and he wanders the streets every day to do porcelain.
At this time, a hundred meters away from him, a man in ancient costume was standing staggering on an iron plate, and the magic was that this iron plate was still suspended in the air! In the next second, the man had flown in front of Lu Xiaoyu's eyes. "Bang" is dark in front of him, heh, it's time to come, the unfilial son is here to accompany you, when he was dying, Lu Xiaoyu just wanted to see his parents and sister quickly, the only thing he owed in this life was them.
Whirring, there was a strong wind sound in my ears, and my face was blown painfully. How can I still feel the pain, isn't I dead? No, I was obviously knocked unconscious by the man in ancient costume, how can I feel pain again, no, no, it must be a dream. Bah! Where did you dream when you died, this must be the way to the underworld, no wonder the yin wind is panicking, I want to see what the underworld looks like.
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaoyu slowly opened his eyes, and he didn't look at it, and it was amazing. I actually stood on the iron plate of the man in ancient costume just now, and looked around, looking at this scene not like the way to the underworld, but like the rhythm of sending me to heaven. Tragedy, our Brother Yu is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he has a fear of heights, more than thirty people, and now he doesn't even dare to sit on the merry-go-round in the amusement park.
At this time, he slowly lay down, hugged the iron plate tightly, and his feet were also hooked tightly, this posture was more intimate than holding the pillow of Teacher Cang at home. His mouth continued to let out a piercing scream that did not belong to his age, and his saliva was already sprinkled all over his face. At this time, the eyes will never be opened, and I will never dare to say that you can't go to heaven or anything like that in the future, and it is only for a moment that you go to heaven! Bad luck, bad luck...... I don't know when to stop, Lu Xiaoyu secretly complained.
This iron plate seems to be human, and gradually slows down, and in the end, Lu Xiaoyu feels that the surroundings seem to be calm, and the wind has stopped, obviously it is winter, but he feels that his body is extraordinarily warm, strictly speaking, it is hot! He hit the gall, squinted and saw that the iron plate had stopped flying, and when he opened his eyes, he was scared again, and this day was no longer up, but it also floated in mid-air.
At this time, there was a whole body of sweat on his body, and the sweat just now was mixed with the current hot sweat. Really abstract! It's winter, but the sun is basking like dog days. In desperation, he grabbed the left hand of the iron plate, raised his right hand to wipe the sweat, and fanned the wind.
Hey? When did my cuffs become so big, ah! Isn't this the clothes of a man in period costumes? Why am I wearing it, it's a strange thing! No matter how much it was, after stabilizing his emotions, Lu Xiaoyu was slowly adapted to the feeling of flying, and was ready to take off his coat. At a glance, since it was not particularly high above the ground, it was clear that a large number of soldiers in armor and weapons were driving the people who were more numerous than them forward.
If they walked slowly, the soldiers whipped them with leather whips, and in front of the drive was a building that resembled an ancient city. As the Jiagedaqi Porcelain Emperor, Lu Xiaoyu was not less angry with a certain person of the Heavenly Empire, at this time, the soldiers in his eyes were like a certain tube, the same domineering, very angry, he stared at that group of people, if he could go down, he must beat them severely. At this time, a new recruit was already in good health, and he was wiping his sweat with his head up.
"Yes...... Someone flies in the sky. He pointed to the sky and shouted. Masturbate too much, you're young, and you don't know how to take care of your body. The veteran next to him patted the recruit's egg and glanced in the direction he was pointing.
"Ahh Hell yes! If someone is in the sky, I must be suffering from heat stroke. The shouting grew louder and louder, and the moving crowd stopped and looked up at the sky.
The first rough-looking, fat-headed, big-eared general named Lei Biao also looked at it, but there was not a person in the sky. Surprised, he patted his brain, remembering that the emperor had instructed himself, the emperor of Southern Chu recently wanted to invite, it is said that a master who has attained enlightenment on Zhongnan Mountain will deal with them, whether it is true or not, you must be cautious when escorting manpower this time, and if you encounter a suspicious person, you will definitely take it down, thinking that it is this person, as long as you arrest him and go to see the emperor, you will be promoted and make a fortune just around the corner!
Thinking of this, the leather whip pointed at the sky, "This must be an old way sent by Nanchu to pretend to be a god and a ghost, everyone shoot him down for me, don't let him run away, and the emperor will be rewarded when he turns back." ”
I'll go, when will I become an old man again, who are these people? Why are they all wearing ancient costumes, do I ...... No, they're going to shoot me with arrows. Lu Xiaoyu lowered his head, five or six arrows had flown overhead, and then countless arrows rushed towards the door, seeing that he couldn't dodge, Lu Xiaoyu, who had just been frightened, was going to die again, so he simply closed his eyes, he couldn't escape, it was better to enjoy the process, and let the arrow rain come more violently!
At the last moment, the iron plate started abruptly again like a human nature, and with a swish, it flew out of the shooting range, so that more than half of the soldiers under the command of the fat general Lei Biao chased Lu Xiaoyu all the way to shoot arrows, and the iron plate carried him forward quickly. A small half of the soldiers who remained were on standby to guard the manpower of the escort.
A burly strong man among the people pushed his arm against a white-faced man who looked like a weak scholar next to him, and said, "Big brother, what do you think?" Is there really a god who has come to save us?"
The scholar man thought for a moment, and said with a little excitement in his calmness: "Whether it is a true god or a false god, this is a great opportunity for us to escape, and we can reach our Nanchu land in two hours further south, as long as we are full of strength and call on everyone to run with us, now the number of Khitan soldiers is not large, and the chance of success in escaping under the chaos is very high." ”
The strong man understood when he heard this, and made eye contact with a few young people among the people, and suddenly shouted: "Everyone run, the gods have come to save us, follow me to the south, and we will soon reach the border of our Nanchu." ”
"Run, everyone run!" Several young men also chimed in, and as they spoke, they tried their best to break free from the shackles of the soldiers and run desperately south. The people took advantage of the stunned soldiers to spread their legs and run south. Pity a number of old and weak women and children who were forcibly suppressed and could not break free, and in some panic, they were wiped by the soldiers, and the smell of blood was thick in the air.