It is said that the monkey eats at a restaurant with Takeqing and Noda, and a plate of scrambled eggs comes up from the store. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info monkey whispered, "Don't touch that dish!" ”

Takeqing and Noda looked at the monkey in a daze, not knowing what he meant. The monkey said to Zhuqing, "Sister, go over there and make some noise." ”

Zhu Qing nodded, jumped up and ran inside, went around to the other side of the ronin table, and shouted, "Boss, boss!" ”

The owner of the hotel ran over in a panic: "What do you want from the guest officer?" ”

Zhu Qing said: "Why are there flies in your store?" ”

The boss said, "No, guest officer, are you mistaken?" ”

Zhuqing said: "I just saw flies flying. ”

The boss said, "No, besides, it's not time for flies yet." ”

Zhuqing said: "No flies? ”

The boss said, "There are no flies. ”

Zhu Qing said: "If not, forget it." ”

Back at the dinner table, Zhu Qing said, "That's it." ”

The monkey said, "It's early." ”

Zhu Qing said, "Brother Monkey, what are you playing again?" ”

The monkey said, "It's okay, it's okay." Let's eat. "With that, I grabbed a chopstick and put the egg in my mouth."

Zhu Qing said: "Now this egg can be eaten?" ”

The monkey said, "Eat, eat, it's all right." ”

The monkey's sharp eyes are quick to react. As soon as the Japanese ronin entered the restaurant, he saw that they were not good. He seemed to be immersed in eating, but in fact, he saw everything that happened in the restaurant. When the shopkeeper brought two plates of eggs, the tall ronin went to pick up the eggs, and his hand happened to pass over the plate of eggs, and the monkey saw that there was a problem in this small link.

When the ronin's hand touched the top of the egg, he flicked his finger and something fell on the plate of eggs. What did he sprinkle in this egg? The monkey didn't know, but he knew it wouldn't be a good thing. So this egg is not edible.

He asked Zhu Qing to make some noise, Zhu Qing went over and shouted to the boss, and several ronins couldn't help but look back for a second.

But this second is enough. The monkey picked up the plate of eggs on the table, walked over, and placed them on the ronin's table, then picked up the eggs on the ronin's table, walked back to his table, put down the eggs, and returned to his seat and sat down, exactly one second!

The ronin saw that Zhuqing and the boss were talking normally, and there was no situation. Then I looked back, and everything was normal here, nothing happened. Keep eating.

The monkey said, "Sister, pay attention, something is going to happen soon." ”

Zhu Qing said, "I see. ”

The monkey said to Noda, "Something, you get out of the way, understand?" ”

Noda nodded.

Suddenly, the other two ronins who were with the tall one, eating and eating, stopped their hands, their mouths, their eyes, and their whole bodies. Purple-black blood slowly flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Boom!" The two ronins knocked down their chairs and knocked over a jug of wine on the table.

"Eight grids!" The tall ronin jumped up, flew over, and tried the snorts of his two companions, already dead.

What's going on? The tall man picked up the egg on the table, sniffed it, and slammed it to the ground. An arrow scurried in front of the monkey.

"Woo woo woo woo!"

Monkey look at Noda. Noda said, "He said, 'Your troublemaker?' ”

The monkey shook his head and looked at the tall man: "You, troublemaker!" As he spoke, he imitated the action of sprinkling the powder.

The tall man was full of confusion, obviously he had just sprinkled the medicinal powder on this plate, how could he poison his two companions? You've never missed a beat, have you? How could this little action be mistaken?

The monkey smiled, pulled with both hands, and made a switching motion.

The tall one couldn't believe it and changed the plate? Why didn't you see it at all? He picked up the egg saucer on the table and wanted to look down and smell it, but suddenly his hand didn't move, no, he couldn't move.

His wrist was already clamped tightly by a pair of chopsticks from a monkey, like an iron clamp from a captured wolf.

The monkey pointed to the dining table and said, "Put it down!" This is the master's dish! ”

Lay down, put down slowly. Why is this bamboo chopsticks so vigorous?

The monkey said, "Let's go!" ”

"Smack!" A silver dollar hit the table, and the three men packed their bags and walked out of the restaurant unhurriedly.

The weather was so nice! The three walked out of town. In front of him was an endless wheat field, and when the wind blew, green ripples rippled in the wheat field.

Zhu Qing said: "I almost caught a few ghosts today, how did the tall ronin recognize us?" ”

The monkey said: "We didn't have a disguise modification, do you remember what Brother Xu Sheng said?" The devil is more familiar with us than we are,"

Noda said, "He's not going to give up, he's coming back!" ”

The monkey smiled: "Noda-kun, it's okay. He can come if he wants."

As he was talking, there was a roar of "woo wow" behind him. I saw the tall ronin holding a katana and chasing after him.

The monkey said, "Noda-kun, stay away from him. ”

The tall man chased after him, and without saying a word, raised his knife and slashed, and the monkey shook its body and went around behind the tall man.

Zhu Qing said: "Brother Monkey, be careful. Bright Sword! ”

The monkey said, "Sister, it's all right! , you protect Noda and don't let this mad dog hurt him. ”

The tall man slashed down, only to find that the monkey was gone. Suddenly he heard the monkey talking behind him, and with a quick turn, the katana swept over with a flat hand.

Dazzled, the monkey disappeared again.

Suddenly, on the shoulder, a hand gently patted twice. The tall man did not turn around, and suddenly the knife shook, and the tip of the knife stabbed backwards, against the armpit. The monkey leaned slightly to its side, and the katana stabbed past him.

When the katana stabbed back to the maximum extent and had not yet retracted forward, the monkey struck like lightning, pinched the back of the knife and gently pulled it away, and the tall man was pulled and turned his face in a "whew".

The monkey's back move was already issued, and his left hand was in the shape of an eagle's beak, pecking at the temple of the tall man. The tall man hurriedly shook his head to avoid it.

But the monkey's trick is a false move. At this time, the true power had already condensed in his right hand, and he suddenly let go of the back of the knife, changed from a pinch to a palm, and slashed at the wrist of the tall man holding the knife.

The tall man only felt like he had been slashed on his wrist, and his heart hurt. At the same time, a strong "exhale" slammed into the ribcage along the arm. In an instant, half of his body was sore.

The katana could no longer hold it, and fell to the ground with a "dang".

The monkey's foot hooked, the katana was picked up in the air, reached out to catch it, held the handle of the knife with one hand, pinched the blade with the other, worked with both hands, and shouted "Hi! Just listen to the sound of "cluck", the saber made of stainless steel was broken in two!

The monkey threw it casually: "What a broken copper and iron!" ”

The katana is the honor and dignity of the Japanese samurai, and when the katana is taken off, it means shame. Now the katana is gently broken by the monkey and thrown to the ground at will, which means great contempt for bushido.

In this situation, the samurai had only two paths, one was to fight desperately to the death, and the other was to commit suicide by disembowelment.

How can a tall ronin stand this humiliation? With a loud roar, he slapped at the monkey with a wave of his palm.

Zhu Qing saw that the tall man's palm was dark purple, obviously a poisonous palm, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Monkey, be careful!" ”