Chapter 1: Temporal Confusion

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The clean bluestone paved road has horse-drawn carriages and donkey carts passing by from time to time, and there are also groups of men and women walking together, and when they pass a big rock on the side of the road, they will take a second look.

On a brown-yellow boulder more than three feet high and two feet wide, sat a fifteen or fifteen-year-old boy who was too beautiful to speak, looking up at the sky, his big black jewel-like eyes full of confusion.

Can you not be confused? He sat in front of the computer to edit the video, and he didn't know what key he pressed wrong, so he traveled through time and space, and came to this parallel space called Da Song, and it has been two days since he passed through, and he has not recovered from the shock.

His name is Lu Wei, he is a gourmet, he can cook his own food, and he has also tasted delicious food from all over the country, and recently accepted an invitation from a well-known website to do a food show, but he didn't expect to be halfway through the show, but he was worn here.

Lu Wei has a sense of fantasy of a dog.

Another group of people passed, and a round-faced girl of fifteen or sixteen years old walked a few steps, then came back, stood beside Lu Wei and looked at it again, and sighed: "What a beautiful young man." ”

Lu Wei rolled his eyes, his brother is handsome. He resolutely ignored it and continued to look at the sky, like a blue silk blue sky, which can not be seen by modern industrial society, but he still misses modernity.

Someone called the girl's name and urged her to leave quickly, but the girl was reluctant to turn around one step at a time and said, "Really handsome." ”

Someone made fun of her, and the laughter faded away.

Not far from the big stone, there are two courtyards, the area is not large, only two or three hundred square meters, the wine flag is erected in front of the door, the door is the patio, the patio used to be a table, a bench, but it is two restaurants. Walk from the direction of the big stone, first to the one called the cow tower, and then to the one called the lookout tower.

After passing by Lu Wei's side, most of them walked towards these two restaurants.

On the side of the road more than ten zhang away from the cow tower, there is a middle-aged man with a big mole in the middle of the bridge of his nose, whenever someone comes, he will greet him, encourage the tongue that is not rotten in three inches, greet enthusiastically, and finally lead people into the Wangyuan Tower.

There is a good location in the cow building, but there are few guests.

The middle-aged man asked the man to bring the round-faced girl and his party into Wangyuan Tower, and when he saw that no one was coming, he walked towards Lu Wei.

"Idiot, what are you looking at?" He looked at Lu Wei, looking up at the sky, and his expression was quite unkind.

Lu Wei turned his head to look at him, his eyes were cold, and he also looked unkind. He recognized this person, when he walked through yesterday, it was this man named Lu Yuan who shouted to deceive the corpse and wanted to send him to the official mansion, but was stopped by Lu An, the father of this body, and this person found two servants out of nowhere and tossed for a long time.

If it weren't for Lu Wei's wit and Lu An's resoluteness, he would have been burned to death a long time ago.

"Yo, fool, why don't you speak? Oh, I forgot, you're a fool and can't speak, hahaha! Lu Yuan laughed, revealing his mouth full of yellow teeth, and the huge mole on the bridge of his nose was infinitely magnified in front of Lu Wei's eyes.

"Ouch!" Lu An's laughter stopped abruptly, he screamed, covered his nose with a long nosebleed, and said indistinctly: "You, you, you fool, you will beat people!" ”

Lu Wei punched Lu Yuan on the nose.

Lu Yuan was screaming, Lu Wei's fist came to the front again, this time he was on guard, jumped away like a toad, and said viciously: "You fool, wait for me." ”

It's really unlucky, I was beaten by a fool, spread it, and I had to be laughed at to death.

Seeing him turn around and walk away, cursing as he walked, Lu Wei jumped off the boulder, picked up a palm-sized stone next to the boulder, threw it over, and slammed it on Lu Yuan's back. Lu Yuan screamed in pain, jumped to his feet and said, "You fool, wait for me." If I don't kill you this time, I won't be surnamed Lu. ”

Lu Wei sneered. Although he has only been here for a day, he still has some understanding of the current situation, and the original owner of this body is also called Lu Wei, who is a fool, and his IQ is only about four or five years old. When he came through, he was full of grief and indignation, hated the computer for convulsions, and put him here, not wanting to talk, not wanting to deal with the people here, who thought he was still the same fool he was.

What's there to deal with fools? Normal people are more serious than fools, who is stupid? Lu Wei was sure that Lu Yuan would be beaten in vain, but seeing Lu Yuan gritting his teeth, he felt unhappy, and leaned over again to pick up another smaller stone, which was only the size of a child's fist.

Lu Yuan was angry and threatened, and suddenly saw that the fool had picked up another stone, threw it at him with his hand, and immediately turned his legs and ran. A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, and when he meets a fool and is as smart as him, he has no choice but to admit that he is unlucky.

Lu Wei sat down on the boulder again, frowning and thinking about how to go back. In modern times, he has parents who can't let go, and a girlfriend who is going to get married in half a year, he has a successful career, a rich life, and a group of foodie fans, he is very satisfied with his existing life, and he really doesn't want to go to this unfamiliar place, everything starts from scratch.

Just when he was thinking about it, a mechanical voice in his head said: "Host, please note, I am a food summoning system, as long as the host conquers a powerful person with the recipes and ingredients given by the system, you can get a badge, collect thirty badges, and you can upgrade the VIP system." ”

What the heck! Lu Wei lost his voice and said: "I want to go back, send me back to modern times!" ”

"Host, please note that this system can't do it."

"I can't do it, why should I listen to you? I'm a foodie, not a chef, what are you giving me this system for? Lu Wei was furious and asked loudly.

The "......" question is probably too high-end for the system to give an answer.

"What if I don't cook according to your recipe, or if I don't cook?" Lu Wei was a little angry, he was a fool now, it was better to continue to be a fool, it was good to sit in a beautiful place and watch the scenery when he was full.

“…… OK. This was the answer given by the system, but since those three words have been spoken, the mechanical sound has completely disappeared.

Over there, Lu Yuan called two guys, the guys, walked halfway with a menacing attitude, and saw that three or four more scholars came, so he immediately put on a smile and accosted them, and in a few words they messed up the scholars, and asked the guys to take the scholars to Wangyuan Tower.

The scholars were just about to go over with their buddies, and Lu An stood on the steps of the cow tower and saw this scene in his eyes, so he was angry and said: "See profit and forget righteousness"

Ignoring the righteousness of the two of them of the same clan, stopping in front of their own door every day to intercept customers, isn't it forgetting righteousness for the sake of profit?

This is the royal palace Jin Ming Pond, the people who come to play are not the official eunuch family, or the literati students, the most poor is also the wealthy people, although Lu An is a businessman, influenced by the environment in this area, he has also become polite, too vulgar, do not say.

Lu Yuan was embarrassed and angry, and he was a little worried that these words would fall into the ears of those scholars, who took the world as their responsibility, where was the little profit in the eyes of these people? Now he is said to be forgetting his righteousness, in case the scholars have convulsions and don't go to Wangyuan Tower to eat, won't there be a lot of money? Cutting off people's wealth is like killing his parents, and Lu An is now his enemy.

"You are the one who forgets righteousness, you are the most forgetful, and there is no one who forgets righteousness more than you." Lu Yuan's spit stars sprayed on Lu An's face like raindrops, and when the scholars entered the Wangyuan Tower, he rolled up his sleeves and fought with Lu An.

Lu An's family has a simple population, his wife died early, and he has only one demented son, Lu Wei, who runs a cow building to make a living, and his business is often intercepted by Lu Yuan, so he has long held his breath in his heart, and he almost fought with Lu Yuan because of Lu Wei's death yesterday, otherwise he would not be able to help but accuse.

While dodging Lu Yuan's saliva, he said, "You were originally forgetting your righteousness." ”

Lu Wei heard Lu Yuan's angry voice in front of him, turned his head to look, and saw that he was scolding his cheap father Lu An, and he was not happy. Lu An is his nominal father, even if his feelings are not deep, but he provides him with shelter and three meals a day.

Lu Wei jumped off the boulder and strode over.

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