"Vertical and horizontal arching, moss spots on it, vines and roses are covered, and the sheep intestine path is slightly exposed. Enter the cave. I saw the beautiful trees and green onions, the strange flowers sparkling, a clear stream, from the depths of the flowers and trees zigzag under the stone gaps. A few steps further, gradually to the north, flat and wide, both sides of the flying building plugged in, carved Н embroidered sill, are hidden between the mountain and the tree. Looking down at it, then the clear stream pours out the snow, the stone pierces the clouds, the white stone is the column, the pond is encircled, the stone bridge is three ports, and the beast face is spitting. There is a pavilion on the bridge......"

Yang Yi said the whole big pillar of incense in one breath, swallowed his saliva, hugged his fists and said: "The second master, the little one is a little thirsty...."

"Give him a jug of wine!" The second master waved his hand, and a mountain bandit handed over a jar of wine, and Yang Yi took a sip of it.

It doesn't matter whether these uneducated mountain bandits understand it or not, but at least they listen to it very longingly, what Yang Yi said is colorful, if it weren't for his own garden, where would he say it in such detail.

The black-faced mountain bandit on the side was suspicious: "Your family is so big, how many people do you have to live!" ”

"That's a good question!" Yang Yi slapped the table and scooped his sleeve, stepped on the stool with his right foot and said: "If you want to talk about my family, there are many people who come and go, there are three of my brothers alone, not to mention those seven aunts and eight aunts, three wives and four concubines, a lot of mess!" ”

"When it comes to my brothers, they're all amazing characters!

My eldest brother has big ears and knee-high arms, and he blows to people all day long about what kind of brother-in-law he is of the Jade Emperor, but he has two younger brothers who are very capable of fighting, one makes a green dragon glaive knife, and the other makes a Zhangba snake spear! The three of them walked around the capital all day long to grab houses and land, and recently they grabbed a lot with a surname Cao and a person surnamed Sun, and I don't know who won these days. ”

"My second brother is handsome and kind, but the emperor took a fancy to him, so he had to ask him to become a monk. Then he took three apprentices and a horse to the far west to get the forty-two chapters, and he had been walking for several years and had not returned. Oh, by the way, last time my second brother wrote back and said that they went to a place called What Daughter Country, that place is good, the whole country is all women! Not a single man, not even the king is a woman! ”

A group of mountain bandits' eyes widened when they heard this, and the second master was curious: "Huh? Is there such a place? ”

"Not really! My second brother said that there were no men there, there were beautiful women everywhere, and those beautiful women saw that the eyes of the men were green, and the men were regarded as treasures when they got there! ”

Yang Yi glanced at the second master, and said thoughtfully: "With the wisdom and martial arts of the second master, it is estimated that he will be favored by the female king, and then give way to you." ”

The mountain bandits were dumbfounded when they heard this, and Yang Yi could hear the sound of swallowing saliva.

The second master still wanted to ask in detail, but Yang Yi said helplessly: "It's a pity that the second brother said it briefly, and he didn't say where that place was, otherwise I would give all the heroes here a point, you go, and the women there are not allowed to flock to rob it?" ”

"Oops! End is a pity! ”

"Your second brother too, why don't you make it clear?"

"Alas... It's a pity! ”

For a while, the entire lobby sighed and secretly said that it was a pity.

"Then what does your third brother do? Presumably not simple? The black-faced bandit asked curiously.

Suddenly, everyone in the hall quieted down, Yang Yi's eldest brother and eldest brother are not ordinary, and there are wonderful things compared to these three brothers.

Sure enough, Yang Yi patted the case and shouted: "Good question!" Speaking of my third brother, I have a lot of connections with all the heroes here! ”

As soon as the second master heard the interest, he leaned forward, leaned over and asked, "Huh?" Do you have a relationship with us? Tell me about it! ”

"Speaking of which, my third brother, that's a troubled boy with a head and a face in the capital!"

The black-faced bandit on the side was puzzled: "What is the old boy?" ”

Yang Yi glanced at him and said impatiently: "Don't interrupt!" As he spoke, he snatched the chicken leg from the black-faced bandit's hand, took a big bite, and continued: "What is the old boy? That's the little gangsters, scoundrels, and land that specialize in cutting people! The ruffians and hooligans in the capital are all mountain-worshipping mountains, and there are villages to rely on, and it is dark every day! ”

"Are all the ruffians in the capital so powerful?"

"That's it! My third brother is the big boss of Causeway Bay Hongxing, and he is nicknamed Timely Rain! One hundred and eight will fight all over the streets and alleys of the capital, and they will be invincible! ”

Yang Yi swept his eyes in the hall, only to see everyone staring at him, suddenly sighed, and said in great disappointment: "Alas... It's a pity that I used to think that my third brother was a more powerful person in the capital, but when I saw you Cangyun Village, I realized that compared with all the heroes and heroes, the gangsters in the capital are really children playing at home, and they are making a little trouble..."

"That's !! Can the ruffians compare with our Cangyun Village? ”

"Haha!! Or a hundred singles and eight generals? The two of us can sweep it all by ourselves! ”

"That's it! Timely rain? Bullshit! ”

Yang Yidao: "I think my third brother, their title of one hundred and eight generals should also be given to everyone here." ”

"Then the name of timely rain should be worthy of a hero like the second master!"

The second master laughed, touched his chin, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Hmm... Nice, timely rain...."

"You, Jade Qilin!"

"You, Zhiduoxing!"

"You, little whirlwind!" Yang Yi casually ordered one and called one.

"Who, yes, the brother you gave me wine, the name of the leopard head belongs to you!"

The black-faced bandit on the side hurriedly said, "What about me! What about me! What is my name? ”

"You... Drums up! ”

"Drumming? What does that mean? Why does it sound so awkward? ”

Yang Yi squinted at him and said, "Do you want it, don't give it to other brothers!" But there are only one hundred and eight names. ”

When the black-faced bandit heard this, he nodded hurriedly and said, "I want it!" Absolutely! ”

"What about me? What about me? What's my name? ”

"And me!!"

"Me! I! ”

When everyone heard that there were only one hundred and eight names, they all rushed to Yang Yi for a while, for fear that they would be ridiculed by others if they didn't have a name in the end, and even the mountain bandits outside squeezed in to ask for a name as soon as they heard about it.

"Shenxing Taibao... Haha, Lao Tzu likes it, and in the future, he will call Lao Tzu Shenxing Taibao! ”

"Flower monk? Why is it called a flower monk? I'm not a monk, can I change it? ”

Yang Yi began to regret why he said that there were one hundred and eight generals, who the hell remembered the title of one hundred and eight people in Liangshan.

In the end, there was really no way, Yang Yi fortunately began to arrange randomly, what "Megatron, Decepticon, Spider-Man, Ultraman, Avatar, Godzilla, One Piece, Huluwa, Smurfs, Grass Nima...."

finally scraped together enough to get enough of Cangshanzhai one hundred and eight generals.....

Yang Yi finally had time to sit down and drink two sips of wine, and then eat some food to replenish it.

Watching a group of mountain bandits happily show off their new names, the lobby suddenly seemed to be chaotic in time and space.

"Come on! Gourd baby! I, Spider-Man, toast you! ”

"Haha, One Piece drink quickly, and I'll have a fight with my Avatar later!"

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