Carefully putting this mysterious stone in my arms, I commanded the two attendants in a dashing manner: "Get out of the way, let's go back to the castle!" ”

Wangcai is still very worried about whether I have gotten rid of the dark wizard's ghost.

Because in his eyes, my every move is very abnormal, nine times out of ten is possessed by the devil, the old man's actual action to prove his idea is to slowly approach me with a wooden cross, and the gods chattered left and right for a long time, only to see me as always with a cheap smile on my face, and then came to my side with confidence and asked: "Master, have you got rid of the devil in the cave?" ”

"Uh...... Very successfully, under the correct leadership and gracious care of God, and under the glory of the invincible God, I finally got rid of the devil who had been in trouble for many years, and fulfilled the glorious mission entrusted to me by God and the people, and now I solemnly declare that the cave is no longer cursed! When we have time, we will organize people to develop it, and the cursed black stones in it are all flints blessed by God, praise God! ”

Anyway, there is no need to pay taxes to brag, and the IQ of these villagers generally stays at the kindergarten level, and after graduating, I worked in insurance for a while, and I made up a story in minutes, seizing the opportunity to further improve my tall image in the eyes of the people.

Hans, the boy, finally came to his senses, and duly raised his arms in joy, and performed with such a pious and adoring look, and held his stinky feet so comfortably, and I returned to the castle in a flutter.

These 20 strong men with big shoulders and round waists really lived up to my expectations, and during the time I went out to inspect, they successfully completed the main project of the castle moat with the spirit of resting and lying down and chatting with people...... Less than 1/3!

I smiled and swept over the simple and honest faces, and the flattering smiles seemed to me to be endless mockery of my unjust image:

"I'm glad I don't eat all of my dinner today, and dig out all the trenches in front of the castle for me!"

If I don't give you some color, I don't know why the flowers are so red!

I love this era, the biggest advantage of medieval lords is that even if you point at someone else's nose and scold each other's parents, they won't have any opinion on you, let alone squat in the corner and upload videos to the Internet to doxx you.

Yes, yes, I have been a grandson for so many years in modern times, and today I finally turned over as a serf and sang, and everyone in front of me became a familiar and trance-like face......

High school class teacher, college teacher, school flower rich second-generation boyfriend, extermination teacher in the company,

"Wait, I have a new plan!"

I picked up a twig from the ground and crouched on the ground to sketch out the new ideas that came to my mind.

"All of you stand at the bottom of the castle, and give me the strength to feed and jump forward, and whoever jumps the farthest will be the foreman, and how many pieces of black bread will be at each meal in the future!"

Zhen Huanchuan taught us that after beating a stick, we have to give a sweet date, and grace and power are the way to control people.

Under the temptation of the black bread, everyone stood in a row under the castle, and even Hans, the bear child, went up to join in the fun, pouting and rushing forward, and a few jumped unbalancedly, and fell into the mud with a bad grasp of the landing.

The bull finally won the game, he jumped farther than most people, I patted him on the shoulder approvingly, pointed to the place half a step before he landed, and said solemnly: "Put a branch here, dig me a trench so wide, the height is the height of the bull, if he can climb out again, you will all rework for me, and leave a ridge in the trench with the width of the sole of my feet, if the most agile man can come and go on it freely, you can all go home and play with me." ”

As the boss, I sat comfortably behind them, tasting the oatmeal porridge with a little honey at my strong request, and even the landlord couldn't eat enough these days!

People say that the work efficiency of an hour before and after meals is the lowest, because the main blood supply is with the stomach, and the head has nothing to lubricate, but I have never recognized this theory, after a full meal happily touching the round belly, feeling the food just eaten, dissolved and diluted by various acid water, and finally turned into poop, mental work suddenly became a lot more noble, and the work was surprisingly effective.

At this moment, I leaned against the gate of the castle, mobilizing all my brain cells to think about the problem.

Where's that buddy I let go? Have you already joined up with their bandit leaders? What do those people think, they are extremely sharp, not as bloated as the bureaucracy at all, what if they come to me at night with a quick response?

And if that buddy is eaten by a wild beast in the middle of the way, or is eaten by other robbers, and loses a pair of priceless chain mail, not to mention, their boss is counting this matter on my head, then wouldn't I have to bear the blame for him?

What if the bandit leader is a dead brain? The gifts have been received, and the beams have been knotted, so I won't be able to eat and walk around.

Thinking left and right is a death, the world is sinister and the heart is not ancient!

The guy who left the word hi, it's not good to leave something, people through the adventure is either to pick up a submachine gun or to get a change to hang up the computer, even if it is good to leave a treasure map.

No, I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of just in case. While it's still too late, pack up your things and run! Anyway, I'm also an official knight in Germany, and these days, I'm fighting the autumn breeze everywhere, and I can't eat anywhere.

With that, I turned around and went back to my bedroom, tidying up the little thing in the corner.

Put on his chain mail and the paperwork canonized by the earl, and walked out of the castle calmly with his long sword, and did not forget to turn back and pretend to be forced at Hans who was about to follow: "I'll go to the cave again, there is not enough demonic energy, you supervise them to work, when the moon rises, arrange a meal, can't finish it, and continue to do it tomorrow, I am a very wise lord." ”

After speaking, I gradually drifted away in the admiring gaze of everyone, leaving a majestic back to all sentient beings.

Out of sight of the castle, I began to run wildly, if I could have been in such a good state during the sports meeting that year, I might have won several trophies and poured water.

The sun finally returned to the light, and the whole forest was dyed red, quietly like a dream in a fairy tale, and it was beautiful.

Of course, the purpose of my trip was not to sensationalize, but to escape.

The occasional hypocrisy was only to highlight the suddenness of the following experience and the tenacity and indomitable spirit in the face of danger, at least this time I was not frightened into peeing my pants, and I did a good job of preserving the dignity of a German knight.

Until now, all the surprises in my medieval life have always been accompanied by an arrow that burst through the air, and I have become accustomed to admiring their posture of tearing through the air.

I instinctively turned on the open mode, turned around like the first time, and easily dodged, but later I learned that people were not here to kill me at all.

"Who's coming?"

It's this old-fashioned line again, but there is a cowardice and softness in the tone that I can't hide.