Chapter 4 Pediatric things are used to make things difficult for your uncle

After Gao Yu returned home, he couldn't help but say anything, so he took the eunuch in the palace to announce the decree on the spot, and then hurriedly asked someone to help Gao Shide change into Wu Yilang's military attache clothes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info then told Gao Shide a few words, arranged to teach him the etiquette of the court, and took him to the court to face the king.

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live." After three bows and nine knocks, Gao Shide followed his cheap dad to stand up.

"Yes, the dignified appearance deserves to be everyone's son, Yang Envoy, what do you think of my great Song talent?" Song Weizong had a smile that I could look at, looking at the middle-aged man who was dressed differently from everyone present.

After listening to Song Weizong's words, he said with a smile: "This Gao Gongzi is indeed a talent, but our county lord heard that Gao Gongzi is not a member of the royal family, but he was also a little surprised. It was even last night that he made a request to me, three questions. If Mr. Gao can meet our requirements and have answered these three questions, then we will agree to this marriage. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone knew that the envoy of the Dali Kingdom was not very satisfied with the object of the marriage, and deliberately made difficult remarks. Suddenly, Song Weizong and Gao Yu's faces at this moment were a little unpleasant. But Gao Shide doesn't care, anyway, whether he can get the lord of Dali or not, he has no effect. What's more, he is now a golden bachelor, a candidate for a good son-in-law inside and outside Tokyo, and the matchmaker is about to step on the threshold of his family. But this makes it clear that people are trying to embarrass Da Song Tianzi and his father, and he can't stand aside and just watch anything.

So, at the critical moment, he plucked up his courage and stood up and said to the envoy surnamed Yang: "Since this is the case, then please ask the envoy Yang to put out the conditions and problems!" ”

"Okay, Gao Gongzi is quick to talk, so Yang will not beat around the bush. The county lord of my family said that the first condition is to be able to win against her. After saying that, the Yang envoy himself was a little embarrassed.

Just when everyone was holding back and almost laughing, Gao Shide clenched his fists and said: "Gao someone, no matter how you say it, he is also a seven-foot man, why not be afraid of a little woman." Envoy Yang might as well put forward the question first, and after we have solved these three questions first, how about meeting your county lord? ”

"Haha, Gao Gongzi's courage is commendable, and he is really a strange man in the world! Then I'll take out three questions. The Yang envoy laughed and praised him.

As soon as these words came out, even Gao Shide couldn't help but blush a little. Not to mention those princes and ministers who know the roots, how are they in the high office? Each of them knows that they are strange men, and perhaps it should be more appropriate to call them strange scourges!

Then this Yang envoy took out three small bags from his clothes bag, and looked like he was prepared, not like he was talking on the spot.

"The first question, without ignition, does not touch the paper, so that it spontaneously combusts." Yang Envoy looked at Gao Shide with a smile on his face, I see how you can do it.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Gao Shide turned his head outside. When he saw the scorching sun in the sky, it was noon, and he couldn't help laughing and said, "What's so difficult about this? I also invited the officials and all the adults to go outside to watch and witness together. “

"Okay, then I'll see." Song Weizong was also instantly interested, after all, this problem was impossible in his opinion, but looking at Gao Shide's calm and relaxed appearance, he couldn't help but be curious, and he believed this time.

However, Gao Yu was sweating profusely, and he kept secretly scolding himself, a son who did not grow up, and boasted in front of everyone. If it is not realized later, it will be a crime of deception, and you will be killed. And the ministers around here looked like they were in a state of schadenfreude, ready to see the jokes of Gao Yu's father and son.

However, the current Gao Shide seems to be a little heartless, but in his mind, it is very simple, after all, it has been demonstrated by scientific experiments in the previous life. So now he seems to be full of confidence, and in front of everyone, he took out a very smooth concave crystal from his pocket. This was originally intended by Gao Shide to make glasses, Gao Yu was a little short-sighted, so Gao Shide wanted to make a pair of eyes for his father in order to be close to filial piety, but he didn't want to use it in advance now.

The concave lenses focus on the summer sun and shine on the paper on the table. This is only half a column of incense, but on this white rice paper, it is from a little charred black at the beginning to slowly burning.

"Burned, really burned." This incredible scene appeared in front of everyone, and several ministers present shouted excitedly.

"No way, you must be cheating, or trying some kind of witchcraft, can't this white paper burn automatically?" At this moment, the envoy surnamed Yang questioned loudly in his true form.

"Hehe, if you don't believe it, you can find someone and do it again according to what I just did, and the white paper is still burning." Gao Shide said frankly.

"Of course I have to try, I'll do it myself." After speaking, this Yang envoy personally picked up the crystal lens in Gao Shide's hand and learned what he had just done, and after a while, he also lit the white rice paper placed on the table.

"Then please ask Envoy Yang to show the second question!" Gao Shide said with a calm and calm face.

"Okay, the Great Song Dynasty is worthy of being full of talents, but I didn't expect Gao Gongzi to be able to come up with such a method. Then listen to the second question, turn the water in the bucket into a bucket of ice in broad daylight. The Yang envoy, who had lost face just now, looked at Gao Shide with some amusement, this time to see if he could play with a flower.

After Song Weizong heard this, he frowned, and looked at the Dali envoy unceremoniously and said: "This is the sincerity of your Dali country, in the scorching summer of this hot day, it is still noon, can you turn a bucket of water into ice?" “

"Haha, Emperor Song is not angry, just now the paper was on fire, Gao Gongzi didn't do it. So what's so hard about turning water into ice? This Yang envoy looked at Gao Shide with complete ill intentions and said.

"Don't worry, the kid just knows that there is a way to do it, but he still has to borrow a medicinal herb from the official." Our Gao Shide, the tall prince, spoke confidently.

"What medicinal herbs, as long as there are them in the palace, just open your mouth?" Song Weizong said very happily this time.