Subtitle of this chapter: Crops and flowers, all up to SHIT.

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“hat’s your name？”

“My name is……”

Our Master Yuan saw the familiar old face of the old expert at the Presbyterian Hospital in New York, and blurted out, "S, H, I, T." ”

The old expert frowned heavily, turned back to the male driver and female secretary with anxious faces, and said, "Dr. Yuan really suffered a severe brain concussion in the car accident, and now he can't even remember his name!" ”

Xiaokang and Miss Moman are not fools, of course they know that they can't tell people that their boss is crazy and uses their brains to test the hardness of the road. I had to tell a lie that he was injured in a car accident.

“SHIT！ I'm not saying my name is SHIT, I'm just expressing my feelings when I see SHIT! ”

"SHIT, that's not right! Doctor, Aisi, and Xiaokang, I'm not saying that I see you like I see SHIT. I mean......"

"SHIT, ANYWAY, I'M IN A VERY SHITTY MOOD!"

Condo and Miss Moreman were about to speak, but they heard the experienced old expert cough and say, "So, Dr. Yuan." Let's go out first, so you can get some rest. ”

"Click!"

"Hey......"

As soon as the door was closed, Yuan Yanqian let out a long sigh, after all, she couldn't go home and couldn't see her father and mother.

"Master Ball, why don't you stop me?"

"Host, why is this system stopping you?"

"Master Ball, why don't you remind me."

"Host, you just don't hit the road and don't look back. Alright, let's get ready for the second system task. ”

This broken system actually has a second system task?!

Our Master Yuan said weakly: "Master Ball, release it." ”

"Bell, bell, bell...... System task release: Yuan Gong's peach and plum are all over the world, turning into spring mud to protect flowers. ”

"There are seventy-two sages in Kongqiu, and Su Qinpei is a seal of six countries. Can you be worse than them in the host? ”

"Assignment content: Become a professor or visiting professor at at least six universities within two years."

"Quest reward: TBD. Let's talk about how long the host can live until then. ”

"Failure Punishment: Obliteration. Can't even be a professor and still want to be the protagonist? ”

Master Yuan thought to himself, in fact, this series of tasks is the same as the first mission, and it is not very difficult. He was about to say yes when he heard ......

"By the way, there is also a task note: you can't engage in teacher-student love!"

"Master ball, I protest, I protest solemnly! I absolutely, absolutely, absolutely do not accept this system task! ”

"The host refuses to accept the system task, the system determines and punishes, and obliterates!"

"Tick, tick, tick. The erasure program is starting......"

"Wait, wait, wait, can't I accept it?!"

"Toot, toot, toot, aborted procedure."

Yuan Yanqian wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and said in her heart that this broken system has a good temper.

Originally, it was just "Pikachu", but now it has to be wiped out. "Pokemon" is obviously a work of young age, do you want to make it so bloody?

The difficulty of this system task is really not great, but it is too disgusting to not be able to engage in teacher-student love......

"Host, the teacher-student love is disgusting. Don't you think it's disgusting that those dignified professors trick other people's underage girls? ”

"Master Ball, can you put a map cannon like this?"

"Host, don't lower your moral lower limit just because you have traveled to an era where the lower moral limit is relatively low."

"Master Ball, wait a minute!" Our Master Yuan finally found out that something was wrong, the performance of the master ball this time was too humane, and it didn't have a Dutch accent, so ......

"Which Your Majesty or Your Highness are you?"

With his words, the Master Ball suddenly turned into a blood-red ball, and a black antler appeared on top of the ball.

He also heard a sweet female voice giggle, "The host is really clever." I'm Beshaba......"

Sure enough, Shar, the head of the organization, has two right-hand men, one is the Pain Girl - Lauvita. The other is the Calamity Lady, also known as the Doom Maiden - Bensaba.

Both of them are neighbors, living in a wilderness of destruction and despair. Of course, the goddess of doom is also an evil faction, but she is chaotic evil, and she is also a medium god.

Well, Her Majesty the Night Chanter is really a strong woman, and even her subordinates are women.

The goddess of doom said in a ** tone: "Host, do you want to see me as I really am?" ”

Yuan Yanqian immediately shook his head like a rattle and said, "Your Highness, it's better not to see each other." No more, really no more! ”

When Tyche, the goddess of luck, died in the "Dawn Tribulation", her two broken pieces of her body turned into two newborn goddesses, Tymorrah and Bensaba.

Tymorrah inherited all the fickleness and luck of the previous goddess, which is why human good fortune has become so elusive.

And Ben Saba inherited the priesthood of doom and the beautiful appearance of Tai Ji, so that all the men who saw the doom maiden, either burned to death by their own lust, were desperately trying to satisfy every whim and unreasonable demand of the goddess; Conversely, any woman who sees Bensaba will immediately fall into madness, which is why she is also called "Lady Calamity".

Our Master Yuan is still a little self-aware, knowing that his concentration is not high, and he really doesn't dare to see the true face of Ben Saba.

He felt that it was better to send this person away as soon as possible, so he said: "Your Highness, you have condescended to this, what do you command?" ”

"Host, I heard that you are very nice, so I came to meet you......"

"Thank you, Your Highness. We've seen it too, so I won't send it......"

"Host, don't worry. One more thing, I heard that my good sister Levita had found a holy woman, and I thought that holy woman was a good fit for me. So I think you should introduce both of us to her at the same time and let her choose for herself. At the same time, do you understand? ”

You're really a good sister to the evil camp, so you're here to dig into the corner, but what does this have to do with me?

"Your Highness, rest assured, I understand. I'm going to give you both a 'fair' ...... Very fair opportunity to compete. Goodbye then......"

"Host, do you hate people so much? Last thing, I heard that you're going to make a big news, and I like it the most, so I decided to help you make it bigger! ”

Bensabah's followers perform a ritual called "the Making", in which undead creatures are randomly teleported to any location on the continent of Feren to create mass disturbances.

The big news that Yuan Yanqian made will definitely turn into a big riot, which is just right for her appetite. But......

"Your Highness, I think the news I was going to make is already very big. Do you want to be bigger? ”

"Host, of course. With my care, what are you worried about? ”