Chapter 24: A Mess of Porridge
"Crazy, all crazy!" Lu Yuan broke away from the man's hand, cursing and fleeing, he was a disaster, looking at the excitement, it seemed to be a disaster.
More and more people reacted and said, "That's right, it's him." ”
Ruan Xiaosan left Lu Wei behind, took two house slaves to chase Lu Yuan, shouted with his companions, chased and intercepted Lu Yuan, and made Geng Zhi stunned: "What's the situation?" ”
"Still don't understand? He went around calling me a fool. Lu Wei hooked the corners of his lips and said, "I don't know if it's to build momentum for the Dragon Boat Festival competition, or to promote it for us." ”
It's one thing to learn that Lu Yuan is making small moves behind his back, and it's another thing to be talked about in person. was talked about in person, then it was unbearable, Lu Wei said that the person who was the happiest killed the chicken and made an example of the monkey, so Ruan Xiaosan was tragic.
Lu Yuan relied on the familiarity of the road and ran to Zhengmen Village, unable to resist the many people chasing, Ruan Xiaosan wanted to arrest him again, and shouted to the villagers he encountered: "Take him and reward him." ”
Money has always touched people's hearts, and many people heard the shouts and came out of their own yards, asked about the situation, and joined the team to catch up.
Lu Yuan was so angry, is this still his fellow villagers and clansmen?
Soon, half of the village moved, and Lu Yuan was quickly caught.
"Hit him." Ruan Xiaosan took the lead in beating, the two house slaves fought particularly hard, and their companions also joined, and for a while, nearly ten people surrounded Lu Yuan and punched and kicked him, almost killing him.
When he was escorted back, the diners were surrounding Geng Zhi to fight for Ruan Xiaosan's reservation, and Lu Wei went back to the backyard early. With Geng Zhi to take care of it, Lu Wei is much more leisurely, in addition to making ten steamed buns every day, the rest of the time is spent reading with the newly invited gentleman Jiang Xian.
Jiang Xian is an old man with a goatee, it is said that he was a prodigy when he was a teenager, but unfortunately he was unlucky, and he participated in countless imperial examinations, but he never won once, and he is not even a child until now. The reason why he didn't win, according to his own words, was because every time he was placed next to the latrine, he was smoked so black that his eyes were black, and he naturally couldn't write a splendid article, and it was not surprising that he fell off the list.
There is no way for Lu Wei to hire him as a gentleman, wearing it here, he is a fool in the eyes of the world, a fool is naturally illiterate, if he doesn't want to pretend to be illiterate for the rest of his life, he can only go to a private cushion. The Lu clan has been farming for generations, and they don't have to think about it, it's not realistic to go to the city to study, and they have to take care of watching the cow building, and it's also very important to make money.
Lu An entrusted several people to find such a person for him, it would be good to be literate, and the requirements should not be too high.
After a few days of school, Lu Wei still has a good impression of Mr. Jiang, teaching seriously, as long as he does not mention the imperial examination, he is still a normal old man. Of course, it's okay to mention the imperial examination, at most the old gentleman will complain about the scourge of the imperial examination, and then eat a large plate of braised pork, drink two pots of wine, and fall asleep.
Fortunately, Lu Wei had no intention of taking the imperial examination, but just used this as an excuse to announce to the world that he was literate.
Not far away, a beautifully crafted carriage stretched out a very good-looking hand, lifted a corner of the curtain, looked at Lu Wei's distant back, and said to the person opposite: "Why do I think his walking posture is a little different?" ”
The man on the other side said: "The waist is very straight, and the whole person looks neat, not like a cook, but like a scholar." ”
"yes, that's it."
"Do you want me to help you intercede and taste the world's first delicacy in advance?"
"That's not necessary, just wait six more days, I can wait."
Lu Yuan was arrested, the scene was noisy, Geng Zhi also looked over there, he wanted to look over, he must have recognized the Huaiwu man sitting in the driver's seat.
Ruan Xiaosan slammed Lu Yuan to the ground and said hatefully: "Compensate me for my steamed buns." ”
There was no deep hatred between the two sides, Ruan Xiaosan didn't greet the vital point, but Lu Yuan's description still looked miserable, not to mention the blue nose and swollen face, and his hands and feet were also blue in many places, he pretended to be dead, Ruan Xiaosan was afraid that he would really kill him, so he stopped.
"I have steamed buns, two copper plates, how much do you want?" Lu Yuan protected his head and face, and simply played a scoundrel.
Ruan Xiaosan was so angry that he kicked his ass again and said, "Who wants that kind of ordinary steamed bun?" I mean, the best in the world. Whatever you do, get me one. ”
"The steamed buns made by fools are so expensive, what's so delicious?"
"You also said that people are stupid, and you are all harmed." Ruan Xiaosan kicked again, this time with a lot of force, and Lu Yuan screamed.
In the backyard, Mr. Jiang sighed: "It's too noisy, let's learn here today." "Outside it was like killing a pig, his voice was drowned out, what else was he talking about?
Almost all the diners in the hall ran out to watch the excitement, and Lu Wei beckoned Su Mu to come over: "Tell me to go down, keep an eye on these people, and you are not allowed to leave without money." ”
"The little ones will take care of it." Su Mu quietly went to pass the word, and the guys each stared at the guest at the head of the seat they were in charge of.
Geng Zhi walked up to Lu Yuan, looked surprised, and said, "Shopkeeper Lu, what are you doing?" ”
Lu Yuan hates fat people to death, if you weren't a dead fat man, where would you get the business when you look at the door of the cow building? If it weren't for you, a dead fat man, I would be a guest now, how could I lose money every day?
Just as Ruan Xiaosan turned his head and talked to Geng Zhi: "The shopkeeper, it is this thief who said that your chef is a fool, I don't believe you asked him." ”
Lu Yuan suddenly burst out and slammed his head into Geng Zhi's chest. The diners exclaimed in surprise, Geng Zhi couldn't dodge, everyone only heard a bang, Geng Zhi stepped back three or four steps, and squatted on the ground.
Lu Wei found out that something was wrong, but unfortunately he was too far away and couldn't come to the rescue, and when he hurried over, Geng Zhi was already pale and sat on the ground. Lu Yuan almost used all his strength this time, Geng Zhi's chest was like being hit by a boulder, and the injury was not light.
"Doctor." Lu Wei shouted, and then probed Geng Zhi's snort, fortunately there was still breath.
"The doctor is here." Someone answered, and then an old man in a green shirt ran over and said, "The doctor is here." ”
Doctor Yu came out of nowhere, looked at Wen Che, and then said: "The blood is surging, the old man prescribes two patches of medicine to regulate and recuperate, and you are fine." ”
The two guys helped Geng Zhi to lie down, Lu Weijun had a blank face, and said to Ruan Xiaosan: "What are you doing?!" "I don't care if you hit someone, but because of you, the person who hurt me can't.
Ruan Xiaosan pointed to Lu Yuan, who was holding his head and moaning in pain, and said, "It's him, he said you are a fool." ”
Geng Zhi had a thick pile of fat on his chest, and his mammary glands were developed, like a breastfeeding woman, Lu Yuan bumped into it, as if he was hitting a wall, with a splitting headache, where could he argue with Ruan Xiaosan?
"Didn't you say that, cancel your reservation, what are you still staying here for?" Lu Weijun's eyes breathed fire and beckoned to the guys: "Drive away." ”
"No, I kindly found out the rumor-monger for you, why don't you know what to do?" Ruan Xiaosan pushed the guy away and said angrily: "I am He Countyling's brother-in-law, if you don't serve well, I will tell my brother-in-law and seal your restaurant." ”
In order to eat the first delicacy in the world and save face, he bothered to chase Lu Yuan with Bali. Now that he has the culprit, he still refuses to give him face, is he really a soft pestle?